I really cannot explain why I dislike the entire Emo look without going off on a complete rant that could last for years. So instead, I will just give a few brief reasons about why the look sucks so badly and I refuse to ever wear it.

I for one really like being an individual. I kinda like the idea that I can go out in public and not worry about seeing 50 other people who look exactly like me from haircut down to shoes. The idea of seeing a lot of other people that look exactly like me is quite frankly repulsive. If I wanted to look just like everyone else I would just jump off a bridge.

Instead, I choose to be individual and pick out clothes that all look different. Additionally, you certainly do not see me sporting the exact same hairstyle as those 50 other people. My hair is completely different than most others and it will stay this way. Being forced to dress and look like everybody else is just insane, and choosing to do so is even worse. The idea of looking and dressing like that is enough to make me want to strip down right now.

If you look at your child and you are wondering what type of species they are, then you are certainly not alone. The number of kids being sucked into the Emo culture is frightening and leaves a lot of people confused. Learning how to tell for sure you ended up with an Emo instead of a child is important.

First, do they have the exact same hair cut as their friends? You know the one with the bangs that hang annoyingly in front of their eyes.

Second, do they dress like all of their friends in the same weird and tortured looking clothes day in and day out?

Third, do they always seem to have a huge attitude? I know, teenagers have attitudes in general but the Emos are even worse trust me!

Fourth, do they listen to some type of “music” that sounds like the days when they would sit around in the kitchen banging together pots and pans? This is actually a very good clue that you have an Emo on your hands. Expect to hear these noises quite often.

Fifth, are you sitting around wondering exactly what that thing is that lives in your house? If you notice a strange smell as they walk by then you for sure have an Emo on your hands. Proceed with caution when interacting with one for your safety.

I swear if I see one more Emo walking around looking like a depressed bat I am going to scream. Not only does the whole Emo style have no color and no originality but they look plain awful as well. There is not a single drop of creativity in any of those outfits and they are awful.

The overall style of Emo is just one of the worst looks of all time, combined together with one of the worst musical genres of all time. This combination together must bring out the worse in people because I have yet to ever see any Emo who ever looks happy.

I am not talking about not being happy all of the time, these people are permanently depressed and angry. They are a whole new breed!

Of course, there are better ways to dress and look, but of course, the whole Emo culture seems to have forgotten about the invention of clothing stores and the ability to change into something that looks better and not so depressing.

I am a bit frightened lately. I have recently seen a few Emo girls and they were so scary looking! I was not sure if I was looking at something that was dead, a witch, or even a new breed of vampire. The overall appearance of the female Emos really is awful. From looking much like men, to having no originality and acting as if they are the perfect species.

I feel as if I am looking at a scary creature whenever I see the Emo girls. I honestly feel as if I am going to be attacked, and really, I am not just saying that. It really is a feat that I have and I worry about it every day. Admit it yourself, when you look at those girls you are freaked out as well, and since they are so scary we really do have to wonder if they are going to try to take over the entire world and leave us helpless and alone.

Just imagine being locked into a room with one all by yourself! It is enough to make you want to run home crying, it is certainly not something that is enjoyable or even fun in the least bit. I would much rather avoid those Emo girls if at all possible and instead stay home in my safe, warm house.

If someone could please assist me with this mission, it would be greatly appreciated. I would really like to work on organizing an adoption agency for all of the Emos of the world. Potential parents with a high tolerance for smell, a large bathroom with plenty of soap and some harsh punishments would be given first priority.

Of course, one of the first tasks that each potential parent would be given is seeing if they are capable of cleaning the Emo properly. In order to pass this mission, it would be required that the Emo emerge in clean, colorful and respectable clothing and there be no smells coming from the Emo. Most potential parents are capable of doing this; however, there are obviously some that are not.

It would be possible with some work, a lot of soap, and a good supply of showers and clothing to clean the population of Emos from the world in a relatively short period of time. Working together, we can take care of this stinky problem and provide a better life for the Emos, plus a better air quality for everyone else in the world.

One thing that I never understand in my life is why these new obsessive emo kids, boys, in particular, enjoy wearing the make up that women use to mask their faces. This fashion style is very embarrassing to look at, especially when they actually enjoy doing that to themselves. I mean, come on, even if you are emo, you are still a guy. Make up is for women, not emo men! It is already bad enough that emo men wear the skin tight jeans that women are supposed to be looking good in. Why in the heck do they have to wear the make up that can sometimes make a woman oh so beautiful?

Let’s all take a stand and stop these emo men from wearing make up. When you see one on the street, tap them on the shoulder and ask them if they are really a man. If they answer yes, then you put on an angry face, and let them know what you think. Tell them make up is only for women, and that they shouldn’t be wearing any of that! If they answer no, then… well… Turn around, distract them, and run as fast as you can in the opposite direction!

If someone could please give me some assistance, it would be really helpful. I have seen men and women before, and while normally it is really easy to tell the difference, those Emos are really starting to screw with my head. Normally a quick glance at someone can pretty quickly tell you the difference between man or woman but no those Emos must be difficult.

Between the clothes and the hair plus add in the disgusted look on their face it really is a nightmare. The hair especially is a problem. All of them are cut almost identical! There is nothing original there, and when they decided upon doing this matching hair cut thing they did not even decide to do separate styles for men and women. Oh that would be too simple, everybody all wears the same screwed up hair cut so you just have to stand there and guess if you are looking at a man or a woman.

Would it really kill them to open up to some creativity a bit and perhaps wear some clothes and hairstyles that help define them as separate genders a bit? I really was not aware that Emo was a completely separate gender but apparently, I missed a lesson in school when they covered that.

That’s right, I just don’t like Emos! Is it just me, or do they all dress and look the same? Every basic characteristic imaginable that you can think of; they all have that in common! They walk around with their long, jet black hair that covers their faces, thick black eyeliner, studded belts, converse shoes, and do not get me started about their very skin tight jeans and their little tight t-shirts, those of which that have one of the million rocker band’s name, with the big stupid logo just there on the shirts staring at you.

When I occasionally dress up like that, I don’t want to be called Emo. So just because I dress up like an Emo, I am called an Emo? I don’t think so. I don’t want to be called an Emo just because of the clothes I wear. I am really offended when people call me that for no good reason other than the clothes that I’m wearing. Good thing this little trend will be over soon though. Just don’t get me wrong, although you make think I hate Emos, I’m not anti Emo.. I just merely don’t like Emos!

So Emo is the newest trend and is super hot? I don’t think so. Emo isn’t hot at all. How can it be hot to pretend that it’s cool to be suicidal and always want to die? It’s not hot to constantly talk about slitting your wrists, and about how being at home just makes you want to puke or run away. You know what? All I can say is, what a joke! There’s no way the emo scene can survive, let alone still even around in the near future.

This new fad called the Emo Scene will soon die out. Literally. People think that Emos are all talk when they talk about suicide. Well think again. Over these past few years, the suicide rates have been one of the major causes of deaths in teenagers! This isn’t just a small statistic that sits there… This rate is increasing ever so rapidly every year! Eventually, the Emos will all be gone and we could live happily ever after again, before they came and invaded our suicide-free lives. The Emo scene will be dead soon, don’t worry!

Those Emos and their songs with crazy lyrics, why do we need them? I don’t understand why bands link My Chemical Romance or AFI like to include very questionable lyrics in their songs. They already get enough media attention; why do they put stuff like, “cut my wrists and black my eyes” in their lyrics? These songs are supposed to be targeted towards young pre teens, so I see no reason for these types of lyrics to even be mentioned in the song, let alone being said at all.

One band that is on my mind, Hawthorne Heights, with their great hit, Ohio is for Lovers, is where that quote came from. Throughout the whole song, all you hear is those words, “cut my wrists and black my eyes”. Give me a break, what is the point of the song if that’s most of the lyrics in the whole thing? The lyrics are completely pointless, and so too are the songs that these bands have decided to publish. I don’t know why anyone in their right mind even wants to listen to these utterly pointless songs with their useless lyrics. Oh wait… they’re Emos. Of course they like to listen to them.