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A Day In The Life Of An Atheist Emo Kid.

7am : I wake up. The sun comes up another day begins and I’m not even worried about the state I’m in. I stare in the mirror and see a fat shapeless entity with no cheekbones. I shed my first tear of the day. How did I get like this? Where did it all go wrong? I wish I was back in the womb. Not just any other room.

8am : Attempt to have breakfast. It goes wrong. I try to pour my Frosties into the bowl and they all fall on the floor. I feel like collapsing onto the ground. It’s too cold here. Humans are too cold. Too weak to sweep up the mess so I leave it for mother to sort out. She’s used to this sort of shit.

9am : Return back to bed and realize just how lonely I am. Want to turn on the tv to watch the early morning news but I can’t find the remote. Realize I can never find anything I want in life whether it’s the remote or happiness. Happiness is remote. Just like the hopes of surviving after death. Religion is a lie. Jesus is a fraud. We are all prisoners on the gloom train. The end can never be close enough.

10am : Try to fall back asleep but the silence is driving me crazy. I curl up into the foetal position and begin smashing my head off the wall. Mother bangs on the wall screaming ‘What the hell’s wrong with you?’. If only she knew. She has 3 jobs and has absolutely no time for me. She doesn’t care. She won’t even talk to me in the evenings. She says she is too tired.

11am : I’m hungry so I make another attempt at breakfast. This time I try to make some toast but I manage to burn my hand in the toaster. This makes me feel alive. Something has finally went right.

handburn

I soon realize that my body doesn’t need food anymore. I’m past that stage. Walk over to the freezer, dig out the ice tray and begin sucking on the cubes. I’ll never eat again. I WILL have cheekbones this time next month.

12 noon : I’ve caved in again. I’ve went into Subway and ordered a 12″ Meatball Marinara from Subway with extra cheese and every dressing possible. For 15 minutes I’m in heaven but the high doesn’t last. I walk into the restroom in Subway and begin pounding my head off the cubicle door. Little do I know that someone’s in there taking a crap. The cubicle opens and a tall, stocky man comes out and beats me up.

He stamps on my glasses. I feel like lying here forever. I wish he’d come back and stamp on my head and squish me like a bug. I’ve nothing to live for and I’m blind. This is the 10th time this has happened this year.

subway_meat

1pm : By this time I just don’t care anymore. I go to the liquor store and buy a quart of vodka. The sky is overcast and full of ravens. They’ll never feel as dark as I do. A tear rolls down my eye and I start thinking about a plausible way out of this. Castration is always a fleeting idea in my mind at moments like this, but I don’t have the guts to carry it out.

Besides even if I stabbed myself down there I’d scream like a boar on fire and Mother would come in and stop me in my tracks. I don’t want Mother to know I have genitals. I’d be happy if she assumed I’m a enuch boy.

2pm : I’ve finished half of the vodka and I’m strolling in absolutely no direction. I’ve never had any direction in life. At any moment I’m likely to smash this bottle over my own head but I don’t wanna leave a big blood puddle here. I have too much respect for nature. I don’t want to subject the birds to a public bloodbath.

3pm : I realize I have nothing in common with this pisstown. I hate everyone who lives here. I walk into Barnes & Noble in the mall and start leafing through all of the books in the Religion section. It’s all nonsense. The Bible is a complete lie. I start tearing out pages in the Christian Books and throw them over my shoulder once I’m done with them. It isn’t long before I’ve hit an old lady in the eye with the corner of a book. I run for the door and don’t stop until I’m home.

4pm : Now I’m really on the edge. I continue my rampage by trying to flush my copy of the Bible down the toilet. It doesn’t work. Mother comes running up the stairs and asks what all of the noise is about. She proceeds to beat the hell out of me when she sees the Bible lodged down there like a lonely turd. I’m tired of being abused by haters like mother. I’m only asking for the freedom to express myself but it seems as if that’s too much.

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5pm : It turns out that I backed up the toilet earlier and it’s gonna cost $500 to repair. It’s the last straw for Mother and she tells me I have a 48 hours to get my stuff together and get out of her house. I don’t know where to go. I wish had someone to take me out tonight. Because I want to see people and I want to see life.

6pm : Go to my room and sign onto MSN. No-one is online. Everyone must have blocked me last night after I signed in with the handle “Eat Turd Conformist Shatters. I Hope You All Die Of Ass Cancer”. My ex comes online. We start talking. She calls me a dick. I call her a scat-munching twod. She goes offline. I’m quickly running out of friends. I’ve already ran out of family and I’m running out of time.

7pm : I spend the next hour browsing through her photo galleries on Bebo. How can she look so happy when I’ve always been so miserable? Has she been hiding a serious cocaine addiction all of this time? I don’t understand anyone and no-one understands me. They’ll never understand me. Never understand me, yeah. Tomorrow I’ll be leaving because I’m not staying. Yeah.

8pm : The last of the vodka is finished and I’m quickly fading into oblivion. I feel the need to cut to try to escape this rut. There’s nothing sharp enough in my room so I attack my arm with my cellphone. It’s LCD screen shatters upon impact. This is the last straw.

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9pm : I’ve lost control again. I’ve deliberately taken a crap in my parents bed and I can hear them coming upstairs for the night. I jump into my own bed and pretend to be asleep. I can feel myself slipping into oblivion now. If only it was permanent.

159 Responses to “A Day In The Life Of An Atheist Emo Kid.”

  1. Kobra Says:
    August 8th, 2007 at 9:16 am

    Two things:
    1. That was hilarious.
    2. I love the new layout.

  2. xEMOGODESSx Says:
    August 9th, 2007 at 6:10 am

    that was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME thats just so cool if only every1 understud that its talkin about the stress of being emo and wakin up every day wishin u were dead! :( am depressed nw thanks :)

  3. concreteangelx-x Says:
    August 11th, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    i no this mite sound rele pathetic but do u rele feel lyk dat evryday????
    i mean i dont no coz im nt emo, im no one i dont fit in n e wer so im kinda stuck!! but i mean no wuder u try suiside so much i wud if i was that depressed!!! xx

  4. Kobra Says:
    August 12th, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    concrereangelx-x: you just lost THE GAME

  5. xdamndollx Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    W3ll, yOu maKe fUn of thAt cuZ u nEver feLt likE tHat aNd i’m aLmOst surE u nEver hAd a dAy liKe thAt. Ahmm.. iT iS toO baD whEn eVery siNglE daY iS liKe tHat u DescriBed nD u relLy waNt tO Di3!
    hoWever… iT wAs a gOod atTempt oF maKin fUn oF emO ppL. :]

  6. XxXWhoxKnowsXxX Says:
    July 25th, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    Its not really funny to make fun of people who cut themselves and are beaten everyday of their life. Ask someone from experience in that situation, you do wake up everyday wanting to die and some do drink. I’m just saying that maybe its not a good idea to make fun of something that you don’t have experience in. I also want to say that I have never taken a crap in my parents bed before. That was kind of disturbing. Goodbye

  7. Emo Says:
    August 3rd, 2008 at 11:54 am

    xxxw…, you have serious mental problems, not to mention you lack sense of humor.

  8. XxXWhoxKnowsXxX Says:
    August 3rd, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    Emo… Ok, so I have mental problems for what? Not having a perfect life? And I do have a sense of humor I just was having a bad day and that seemed to tick me off a little. So I over reacted, sorry. I really didn’t mean to be a jerk. =(

  9. breana Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 12:13 am

    that was funny!

  10. IloveMJK Says:
    August 16th, 2008 at 11:32 am

    Right…so why does this person who writes this stuff get such a kick out of making fun of ppl who r emo?
    and btw, not all emos are depressed or sad. You dont have to be depressed to be emo, its just usually how it is thanks to stereotyping…F*cken stereotypes.

  11. a deadly game called "LOVE" Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 1:45 am

    i am emo..but i dont do everything dis says.Im stil Christain.its funny.but i can cut miself, but da next secound im prayin GOD will help me.i know GOD is real 4 a fact. nuthin can change mi mind.
    Honestly, you shouldnt judge anyone..if only you could take a walk in der shoes, you couldnt last a minute. you look at it as if it is weird & crazy, dat is cuz yo life is fine..you havent been through it and dont know nuthin bout wat it does to you. but “hey!” you juss do wat u do.

  12. Emos Are Gay Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 3:03 am

    “Honestly, you shouldnt judge anyone..if only you could take a walk in der shoes, you couldnt last a minute.”

    Didn’t you just judge me in the same sentence that you recommended that I should not judge anyone?

    Hypocrisy? Maybe.

    Welcome to Jesus Ville!

  13. Frog Says:
    August 27th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    Yall are retarded nobody has a perfect life i kno i dont but that dont mean i cut myself take a crap in my parents bed by the way that was very disrespectful no matter what thats y u have a hard time u have to give respect to get it nobody is goin to lay a peice of gold at ur feet u catch a hard time becuz u give a hard time u made urself to who u wanted to be not who u are if ur really that bad off open up a bible and read instead of breaking ur phone and cutting urself that solves nothing..

  14. moses 'gore' smith Says:
    September 9th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    ‘Honestly, you shouldnt judge anyone’
    your a christian and you say that? have you even read the bible? it says you should kill non-believers, gays, people who are disobediant to their parents, people who dont listen to priests, kill witches, kill fortune tellers, people who curse their parents, people who hit their parents, death for adultery and fornification oh and my personal favourite KILL THE ENTIRE TOWN IF ONE PERSON WORSHIPS ANOTHER GOD!
    your religion is full of hypocrisy, lies and fascist bullshit. seems like god and his christians dont judge anyone eh? -_-

  15. dead_in_the_asylum Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:55 am

    hmph im pretty our fellow emos would headbang but i just listen to music to shake off the pain. i cant cut myself cause of my parents, they swore to kick me out the next time i cut myself. technically, i think we emos are misunderstood and doesnt have enough…priviliges. i would never flush the bible either //_u

  16. ToKio12 Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    That was funny but i feel bad his diet plan didnt fall through……..

  17. Sena Says:
    October 5th, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    LAWL!!!111!!!ONEONE1!!

  18. Kat Says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    xD That was seriously funny! I am ‘emo’, I cut myself, but unlike a few of you I have a sense of humour. An ‘emo’ with a sense of humour. Go figure.

  19. murder.scene.nightmare Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 11:53 am

    wOW soooo umm if u really fell that way why Dnt u flush ur self in da toilet?? Sorry but I’m emo n u DNt need to make fun of us.. If they really do that everyday probably its a waste of money. U shouldn’t jst made this up or something ASK a 100% emo n if ur satisfy for the answer drown urself. Bye bitch

  20. Angel Says:
    October 31st, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Im emo and u dnt no shit so shut the fuck up bitch get a life

  21. Santana1503 Says:
    November 4th, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    LMAO
    That was freaking hilarious.

    “I'm hungry so I make another attempt at breakfast.”

    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

  22. Sparkey the rave machine Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 10:08 pm

    Aurgh. Not funny. If you want a day in the life of an emo kid, go fucking ask one.
    I’m an ex-emo, I love emo kidds, and I have depression; but that doesn’t mean I can’t be happy.
    Btw, that guy qualifies as goth………. =/
    xo,sparkey <3
    PLURR!

  23. Xx?xX Says:
    November 10th, 2008 at 3:20 am

    damn that souns so much like my day it halarous

  24. emo gurl Says:
    November 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    best day ever *^*

  25. emo gurl Says:
    November 10th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    i cut my self but with a tack and on my stomach so my parents dont see and i shredded the bible

  26. emos go to hell Says:
    November 14th, 2008 at 11:09 am

    ur all fucking freaks, ur mothers should of drowned u in the bath at birth or as soon as they had seen u where turning into patheric low life emos with no education and no repsect for other people, i met a tramp who had more of a reason to live then u assholes. actualy learn to kill urself insted of missing ur veins when u cut urself

  27. adam Says:
    November 16th, 2008 at 12:44 am

    you’re fucking stupid
    this is fuckin stupid
    it makes fun of emos
    and its annoying
    just go back to jackin it and eating frosted wheat-ee-os or whatever you 45 year old virgins who live with their mom in her basement do

  28. XEmoMuffinX Says:
    November 27th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    I cut sometimes but only when im seriously depressed. Im trying to stop because im really happy now. Who can help me! Add me if you have any advice

  29. hailey Says:
    November 28th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    you know wat every1 who dusnt like emo kids yu culd just stop hating on us an just shut the fuck up cusz yu dnt wat we feel every dam day in our fukin lives an if yu did trust mii yu wuldnt B COMPLAINING ABOUT EMOS! an were nt crazy or mental cus we dnt hurt other people we just hurt ourselves cus we have so many problems that yu just give up on trying 2 make yur life work an nobody gives a shit of yu no more bt w.e. im sure yu still wuldnt understand soo..if yu culd just do us a favor an just leave us alone 4 those who dnt like emo kids 4 stupid reasons yu shuldnt judge like yu guys say have respect 4 others an dnt judge assholes!

  30. ericcaa Says:
    November 30th, 2008 at 4:22 am

    listen,this fucking shit of making fun of emo people is a load of crap i should fcking know. and you should all die in a hole because no one would care you stupid hoe.
    emo people rock. :) - yes your all loved. haha

  31. courtney Says:
    November 30th, 2008 at 4:28 am

    wtf man ,
    fucken stereotypes is all it is. emo’s don’t do this shit , flushing the bible down the toilet. it isn’t emo , its just fucking stupid. so get a life and stop fucking stereotyping when you don’t know what the fuck it’s like to wake up wanting to kill yourself. Live in a abusive home , or drink. Get a hobbie or something , instead of being mean to people! you have no clue. like seriously , people need to grow the fuck up lately. Stop stereotyping and lv. people alone ! emo’s rock my sock’s off , and if you got a fucking problem with it , then add me up & tell me. missbelle1996@hotmail.com don’t get me fucking started on emo’s because there the best fucking kind of people ever , there no different from you or me. so fuck off man , you don’t even know ! :@

  32. courtney Says:
    November 30th, 2008 at 4:30 am

    btw , that picture is just fucking mean !
    get a fucking life . you bunch of hater’s. & start being nice to people ! :@

  33. The "REAL" God Of Darkness Says:
    December 4th, 2008 at 10:26 am

    like wtf not all emo’s r depressed and sad
    Im emo i have style and every thing but that dos’nt mean Im depressed or sad and besides if u tried to be me u would’nt last a day -_-
    don’t judge us cause u just see posers that pretend to be emo
    just ask them do they cut them selves cause they’re emo,depressed or just plain retarded

  34. emos go to hell Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 10:11 am

    to be honest, if your stupid enough to waste your life on a brand of music, dressing like a queer vampire and not getting your grades at school, then yes, you should die. its ironic how even tho you do try and kill yourself, you miss ur fucking veins! emos are a youth problem, iv never been to an office workplace where the workers have been emos, you know why, because all the original self harmers actually killed themselves and not did it to get attention.
    dont give me any of this “o your an idiot and an asshole” bullshit, because at the end of the day, iv made something of my life, and if i ever drive past some prostitue emos, ill call out some of ur blog names and see if its one of you emo falures that desided to back up this asshole.

  35. twinklez Says:
    December 11th, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    Well this while conversation is stupid..yes i think emos r awesome but hating them and making fun of them is a waste of time. go do something better with ur life (like die and leave everyone alone). mocking people just isnt cool anymore.

  36. deadoneleftalive Says:
    December 12th, 2008 at 4:51 am

    Honestly, this is offensive, but funny in a sense at the same time. I must say though… his day would have been nothing like mine… today… I found out my dad raped my sister and beat my brother when they were younger. I’m furious…

    And for the people that don’t understand… emo’s aren’t stupid. I’m probably one of the smartest kids in my school. Yet I just refuse to do my work. I have trouble concetrating in school. I’ve been forced to work by my dad. I’m just not sure anymore.

    Cutting doesn’t help me… It just makes me madder. The only thing i’ve found to help are friends and music.

    As for the people that hate emo’s. You don’t understand what life really means until your ready to give it away. You think life is supposed to be simple. You can get all you want from your parents and family who have money. I’ll admit I do have a few things that are more on the pricy side of things. But my mom and I barley have any money. Growing up in a house of screaming and yelling, broken promises, lies, and everything inbetween wasn’t the best either. I’ve come to the point were I’ve realized I have to make something of everything I’ve got. I may not have much, but it’s more than a lot of people will have.

    And one more thing. Honestly, how would the jocks, preps, and others like it if we were in power over the school, and they were the ones getting put down. Seriously they need to get a life if all they can do is sit around and come up with cheesy insults to say to other people.

    Being depressed is not our fault. It’s the way the human brain works.

    That is all.

  37. ash Says:
    December 17th, 2008 at 11:11 am

    U maY find It Fun to mock emo`s…but if u say its stupid how emo`s waste there time trying to kill themselfs and cut…then y do u waste ur time teasing and mocking us??? wat have we done to u, just because we`re not affraid 2 sow our emotional sides doesnt meen u should tease us, u should actually take a lesson from us and understand emotions can hurt, emotions can kill becaues of the pain they cause, but there arnt only bad emotions…some emotions are good so stop mocking/teasing us and leave us alone!!!-_-

  38. kate Says:
    December 22nd, 2008 at 1:03 am

    ok well…. Im emo and this is major bullshit. mocking emos is no fuckin funny and this is all sterotypeing. Emo is a labe. Labeing the fucking gay you fag. And ya i get depressed and i cut but i dont gloat about it. And it sounds goth. There is a thick line of eye liner betwene goth and emo. Go fuck yourself. And well i think that every one that sterotypes or lables should go to hell. Fuck you all accept people that aggre with me.

  39. efgfgb Says:
    December 24th, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    u 4got gets shit of everbody cuz of tossers like making up lies that werew all sad nd stuff, losers

  40. emoo Says:
    December 25th, 2008 at 6:53 am

    ok well im emo and i thought this was fucking halarious!!!!! if we cant laugh at this, we dont have ,much of a sence of humor

  41. amanda Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    umm…yeah im emo but ….this was only funny by the irony of him not being able to make ceral but…other than that this was some what degrading…

  42. amanda Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Also it isn’t my fault that im delt the bad hand in life..i meen dont you think i already have a hard life. Why make it worse

  43. Emos Are Gay Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    Amanda. You are an idiot.

  44. XxVallerianaXx Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 5:53 am

    Some parts are funny..
    but..its still a sad story.
    these details can make ur soul crack!

  45. XxVallerianaXx Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 6:00 am

    by funny i mean(the whole crapping thing)
    think of moments u ve had alone,with nobody to care
    siting alone listening to music
    crying to feel better
    cutting to feel alive feeling the anger coming out with ur blood.
    making fun of Emos makes u seem jerks.
    all these are real problems that can grow huge if u get too emotional.

  46. Weary of bullshit. Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 10:10 am

    Holy shit.
    First of all this is funny, very much so. All you whiny little bitches have done the same thing like a broken fucking record; ‘Were not all depressed, dont judge us’ and then straight after ‘you wouldnt last a day in my shoes’.

    I dont have a problem with emo people, hell, ive got severe depression and have been down the cutting road myself, but i dont make a fashion statement of it. Seeking solutions to your problems is usually much more productive than writing pretentious song lyrics on your bedroom walls.

    Stop being so overly defensive, take a step back and see the funny side in things and for crying out loud CHEER THE FUCK UP.

  47. xScriipturex Says:
    January 4th, 2009 at 1:47 am

    Im Emo &…
    That Diary Was A Load Of BullS*** !!!
    It Was Humorous…Lol,
    I’d Give You That. But A Load Of BullS*** !!!

  48. JOE Says:
    January 4th, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    EMO STANDS FOR EVERYONE.MUST.ORGASM. I think

  49. hardy Says:
    January 5th, 2009 at 3:32 am

    ya i agree with number 46

  50. bleh Says:
    January 8th, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    emo don’t stand for everyone must orgasm!! its short for emotion!

    and its a state of mind not a fashion statement

  51. ~L0vE-N0t..-.. Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 1:41 am

    ok. well um. yea i will admit it was a lil funny but way over dramatized. some may be true but not all. i’m considered emo but idk. lol i guess u could say i’m a fun bouncy emo. i have my own style. i don’t dress like every1 else. so it’s not rele all that cool so you shouldn’t degrade some1 for bein wat they are. i mean you like stretched the truth like u rele rele stretched it and this isn’t “emo” its like schitzophrenic manic depressant goth. that’s the nicest way i can put it. so go ahead and make the web-site and make fun of us and me and every1 else like me will jus prove u wrong. o and btw u don’t have to be emo to cut there are “preps”, and “jocks” who do it to. jus sayin
    </3

  52. Anneh Says:
    January 11th, 2009 at 10:42 am

    Dood I seriously wanna take a crap in my parents bed now O_o

    Like seriously, I wanna just crap in my moms pillow so when she goes to sleep her eyebrows bur off xD xD xD

  53. Kristin Says:
    January 12th, 2009 at 11:17 am

    that was really funny i do have to say….i mean u would have 2 have n sense of humor 2 say it wasn’t.
    (still the background vibe of being against the world was sad….)

  54. xXxWickedxLovelyxXx Says:
    January 13th, 2009 at 1:58 am

    hahah. im admitting tht im emo and some of the stuff ya post on yer site is offensive….but this was fucking hilariousXD

  55. punch an emo win a prize Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 2:45 am

    wow, emo kids have nothing better to do than go online and look at whose talking crap about them…. probably cause when they do it in real life they get beat up so they cant do anything else but cry and moan. Dear emo kids, all us normal people want you to please kill yourselves finally, were sick of threatening to do it, grow a pair and finally do what you keep saying you will. You lack any sense of humor, proven by the fact that you cant even laugh at yourselves in a satirical manner. Im so glad that in five years your fad will die out and you can go back to being the pathetic kid at kinkos who gets beaten up for wearing eyeliner and crying all day. To those of you who brag that you cutt yourselves, get a fucking life, noone cares that your doing it except maybe your parents when they realised they raised a little bitch who cant deal with reality. Heres an idea, why dont you go to darfur or eastern europe and see what people with REAL problems have, and trust me they arent curling into a little ball and crying cause someone on the internet thought it would be funny to post something they dont agree with. Go get a shrink, some anti depressants, a life, and try and make something of yourselves, get a job, go to college, get off the damn internet or go back to livejournal and bitch in your blog about how “oooohhh noone understands me, im all alone in the world, noone has worse problems than me this dude was like so mean to me cause he figured out how lame i was and laughed about it bitch bitch bitch” cause guess what? the rest of us are laughing our asses off at how pathetic you are. Move on to Scene or whatever fad hot topic is manufacturing for you sheep to buy and follow blindly this week. or kill yourselves, but make sure you put it on youtube so we can all laugh at how much of tool you are.

  56. mjdx Says:
    February 2nd, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    What a waste of time!!!
    Problem is u don’t value what u are……sucks big time.

    If ur suppose to kill or waste urself u should not have been here in this world.
    The purpose of ur presence…….go figure!!

  57. Tiana Says:
    February 2nd, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    okay how the fuck is that even close to being hilarious! if this guy really feels that way all the time and is not pretending then its definetly not a laughing matter :’{ i really feel for this guy and hope that things start to go right cause the worst feeling in the world is being alone if its not on purpose.
    but if this guy is pretending, then fuck off. you give us a bad name.
    xx_whatLIFEisabout

  58. alyssa Says:
    February 3rd, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    omg you all think this is funny i think its sad i cant beilive this i go throu the same shit evry day fuck all yall this is for real half the kids like this kill them selves or some one evry day wtf god yall are dicks

  59. alyssa Says:
    February 3rd, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    god this is not funny bitches god i hate all yall i got to tell you i no or new someone like this and she killed her self so i hope you all feel like shit and that you die and burn in hell for the rest of time fucking bitches god yall this is sooooooo not funny.

  60. Apuol Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 4:03 am

    ugh this is a werid and fucked up website

  61. charlet Says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    This ain’t even funny :’( So stop taking the piss out of emos! i dnt count myself as emo but i do feel fucking depressed everyday and you cnt help it ! So just stop !

  62. Xx.eMoTiOn.Xx Says:
    February 11th, 2009 at 11:01 pm

    Oh my got i cant believe you fucking people that are fucking critizing emo people.I am not emo well i kinda am i have been in depression before and i know its still here with me and i have cut before but seriously all those fucking people who think that this is fucking funny well guess what that just fucking sad. Emo people have a hard enough life and they dont need ass holes like you fucking making it worse. And thats all have to say about that.

  63. Chanel Says:
    February 15th, 2009 at 8:43 am

    For everyone out there who hates emos; Just listen to this.

    How would you feel if your parents constantly wished in front of you, that you were dead? How would you feel if your parents said that they never wanted you to be born? How would you feel if they called you a messed up bitch? How would you feel waking up every morning with no-one worth living for?

    Please before you go on dissing emos, try and understand what they are going through. I know its hard to imagine but emos want to be loved and when people make fun of them for being different it just makes them sink lower into their depression. Emos (believe it or not) have feelings.

  64. anette Says:
    February 18th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    im emo and i guess for us our crappy days seem to be everyday haha but dont all people feel like that sometimes? the only difference is that we like to express our happyness or frustration through clothing, its theraputic actually. try it guys! its the feeling of not caring at all about your problems…. destressing

  65. anette Says:
    February 18th, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    mjdx thats bullshit! DONT fuckn tell me you’ve never felt crappy the whole dat… u know, everything just seems to go wrong!!!!!!! stop being so fuckn ignprant u assholes!!!@

  66. anette Says:
    February 18th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    *day!

  67. razorbladecupcake Says:
    February 21st, 2009 at 2:55 am

    i may be an athiest but i have NEVER flushed a bible down the toilet! i have too much respect for things like that.

  68. Angie Panda Says:
    February 21st, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    Friggin’ hell! Aweshum, just aweshum! ^^

  69. chelsi Says:
    February 23rd, 2009 at 6:53 am

    wtf not all emo’s are depressed…in fact there r 2 types of emos…preps [my bff] and goth[wat i'm tryin to be] so ya don’t say that all emos are depressed just because emo is short for emotional dosen’t mean all emos r

  70. where fore art thou Romeo? Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    yh, well done very clever. Dont worry all you emos out there(especially emo boys) Your very own moose(me) is here for you. =D Listen to some Black Pararde (MCR) and it will help mend your broken heart. that song helped me when my Romeo disappeared from my life.

  71. your-animated-tradgedy Says:
    February 27th, 2009 at 2:47 am

    ok look, you must have issues cuz im emo and my life is not like that all the time. i mean sure my arms hold scars that tell my story but im not sad an depressed and suicidal 24/7. i mean everyone has those days where you just wana die but if you really must know…not all emos are like that we can have fun and be just as full of life as any other person and we dont like to be judged and who are you to make everyone think that you know what ur tlkin bout when you have no idea. i mean seriously get a life and leave us emos alone cuz we didnt mess with yo so we dont need your lies =)

  72. your-animated-tradgedy Says:
    February 27th, 2009 at 2:48 am

    ok look, you must have issues cuz im emo and my life is not like that all the time. i mean sure my arms hold scars that tell my story but im not sad an depressed and suicidal 24/7. i mean everyone has those days where you just wana die but if you really must know…not all emos are like that we can have fun and be just as full of life as any other person and we dont like to be judged and who are you to make everyone think that you know what ur tlkin bout when you have no idea. i mean seriously get a life and leave us emos alone cuz we didnt mess with you so we dont need your lies =)

  73. We Ate The Horse You Rode In On. Says:
    March 3rd, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    Haha, Before I say anything I like the way instead of it says comment here it says complaints can be left here and instead of comment here it’s moan here.
    That diary entry was rather funny :’) although, the end was just well.. weird.

    However, the actual comments are way more funny than the diary. People get in such a rant sometimes. :]
    Gone just give over?
    ”Emo” is just a sterotype, one which I get called an awful lot because my dress sense and apperance is ”emo” I just can’t work out how it came across that emos are all depressed and shite? I blame My Chemical Romance and their stupid emo cult they created. God, there faggots. :)! I know I’m going to get an awful lot of replys now saying ”OMG, You hate My Chemical Romance?” Well if you’re going to type that I hope in the process you break your fingers or fall off your chair. :]

    I think people should lay off the whole emo, suicide, depression stuff to be honest. Because there are people out there (who probs have no clue what emo is) who have problems and drive themself to suicide for no apparent reason, well maybe drugs or alcohol or something. & they need help, so making fun of them isn’t exactly ideal.

  74. Under the stars tonight Says:
    March 5th, 2009 at 5:27 am

    Joking about things like child abuse is not funny…my father abuses me and because of it I cut…making fun of people for something that is out of they’re control is just pathetic!!! Try putting youself In my shoes try getting beaten every single day…feeling worthless and not being able to do anything…who ever wrote this is a jack ass! I really hope you burn in hell!!!

  75. emogetalifeplease Says:
    March 5th, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    this is rather a sad story i guess.. if you have problems kid, don’t just go to your room, listen to your emo music and cut yourself. do not be deceived by the devil that you are alone and no one understands you.. emo i think goes beyond fashion.. some websites really promote self-harm and suicide. don’t believe this lie. WAKE UP! do not be deceived. there’s no such thing as black parade.. but hell is real. If all else fails, cry out to Jesus instead. He loves you. He died for you.. to give you life. before you try to flush that Bible, why don’t you read it first? see on the diary, the person tried grabbing the Bible, it only means that somehow, he tried to seek help from God.. though many of us deny that. please watch this vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-p5I1ySPhg&NR=1

  76. xxfridayxx Says:
    March 7th, 2009 at 2:20 am

    0.0 This is a whole lot of bull.Seriously whats the big idea of being so damn ignorant?I bet you dont know a shit about emo.No Im not emo but my friends are and they dont act like this. Yeah they are a little more sensative than the normal but thats how they are, anyway you dont even have to emo to be sensative anyway!Who told you that shit!Plus, your probably a no-life loser who just does not have anything else better to do besides insult other people.Sure some the stuff is kind of funny (even one if my friends had to admit it.) but it CAN offend people.I mean how would you like it if some said “Wow low-life bums are so lame!” (which is what you are, and that is true! 0.0) God.

  77. XxxdroopysxxvemonsxxX Says:
    March 8th, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    really…i think people who r stereotypical and criticize a whole shit load should back the fuck off of other people. they don’t kno the pain and amount of frustration we go through…and i kno how frustratin it gets because i live in a house with people who nag all day about the way i look and wats in my room and why i lock myslef in there most of the time. i do this because of what they say…i AVOID them now. i hate people who criticize for many reasons but i think they do that just because 1 they think there so perfect 2 they have nothing better to do … what im trying to say is dont listen to them stupid assses for many reasons just do what you wanna do…thats all that matters.

  78. xXxDarkPrincexXx Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    I am emo., o do most of what it says apart from getting beaten up-I beat others up Lol. And the religion thing. Now some next level twat will tell me I have no life and emos are crack heads wid mental problems… I ain’t arguing if he wants to be a retard. It’s his/her problem.

  79. someoneunneadable Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    like someone understands what people like me are going through, i’m a failure and that’s just it, so what is the use of life anyway…..

  80. amy loves JESUS Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    JESUS LOVES YOU.
    stop shredding Bibles and flushing them down the toilet. I feel sorry for you, because you dont accept Jesus in your life.so, go to church instead of slitting your wrists.
    or crapping on your parents’ bed.

  81. Kc Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    SERIOUSLY DUDE, STOP HATING ON JESUS!!!!!!! HE DOESN’T HATE YOU!

  82. XxxdroopysxxvemonsxxX Says:
    March 17th, 2009 at 2:44 am

    i agree wit u….i hate life n it always seems to be smashing and putting me down too…

  83. bitch Says:
    March 20th, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    OMFG…”emos” why dont you stop cutting and just shoot youre selfs…gooood

  84. vanisher frog Says:
    March 26th, 2009 at 2:19 am

    Im emo and your not funny you dont make fun of us like that this kind of stuff is shit and you arn’t funny go to hell bitch

  85. jessica Says:
    March 27th, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    i love to read other’s life feelings :) it lets me knoe im not the only one..

  86. martha bea Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 8:05 am

    the emo sight is

  87. emotiional Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    U are seriuosly a fukiin hoe u dont even knoe about emos!!!!!!!!!

    so shut the fuk up

    keep talkin shiit about us
    remember u are sucker!!!!!!!

    get liife!Dumbass

  88. sarah Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    emo people aren’t that bad. jeez…it’s not like there Death

  89. R_E_V_E_N_G_E Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    i’m surprized you didn’t put anything about My Chemical Romance in there, they’re clumped together with thee emo bands and are called emo. They’re not emo at all. In fact; they only have ONE LINE in ONE SONG that has to do with cutting and suicide. “singing songs that make you slit your wrists, it isn’t that much fun, staring down a loaded gun” which is from Cemetery Drive. ALSO the day in thee life of an emo kid is not even that bad. Sure we get made fun of, and I get shoved to the floor alot,but that does not give them thee right to call us name.
    Get a life

    <3,
    Mehhh

  90. Trey Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    I see one big problem with both sides. The problem is, everyone thinks there are sides.
    How funny.

    Emo is not a species, its a slang term or adjective used for people to define a certain set of characteristics.

    We are all humans.

    For conversation’s sake, I shall say that the ‘emos’ want to express themeselves.

    …so, this guy that wrote this is expressing himself.

    I saw a stereotype a while ago that said ‘emos’disagree with anything that they dont agree with. That’s actually true.

    Look at all the comments above me.

    Also, for all the people who only payed attention to one certain parts of his story, he wasn’t making fun of you for sheer entertainment. He was making a point while at the same time adding some humor. Its an exaggeration. Get over it.

    When he said something about being beat, he wasnt making fun of people that get beat, he was taking a jab at all those over-dramatic, “woe is me” people. The mom never talked to the kid cause she was tired. She worked three jobs to take care of him, and he would say, she doesnt care…now you’re being inconsiderate if you do that to your mom.

    I could go on and on…

    Let people think, and write…whatever. If you didnt like this, then dont comment!

    His last paragraph basically predicted all these narrow minded responses. Thats not stereotyping, thats called being right.

  91. Falys Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 12:09 am

    I just like the pain….. Creepy isn’t it?

  92. ANGEL OF DEATH Says:
    April 8th, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    damn i dont understand why people can’t just understand that everybody in this world is diffrent from one another some people are happy and some people are depressed and the people who are depressed have a fucking reason…i mean seriously who wants to be depressed thats just stupid for gods sakes i’m depressed and i do have a damn good reason to be depressed i’m not emo but it dose’nt matter because not just emo kids are depressed all kinds of people are depressed from normal people to wanna be gangsta’s even stuck up people are depressed damn one day people will understand that depression is serious it leads to suicide and for those people who talk shit about emo people and people who are depressed i hope nothing bad happends to you wanna be perfect people because at the end someone you love to death will die and you will be the reason for talkin shit

    angel-

  93. xoxoxscene girl121 FTw!!!! Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 7:29 am

    lol they are full of shit they make themselfs think that way cause they are moaning little bitches with nothing else better too do than make every body feel sorry for them what fukin waste of time fuk im glad im not an emo skank FUK YEH!

  94. panda Says:
    May 7th, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    that was awsome

  95. Spazzamabob Says:
    May 13th, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    That was frigging hilarious.
    I love it.
    I almost pissed myself when you said he did a crap in his parents bed. Lmao.x
    [i have nothing against emo's]

  96. knownstranger Says:
    May 17th, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    seriously what is the point??
    duude u are a tard
    whats ur thing bout the fat lot anyways?
    we DO have better things to do than sit around feeling sorry for ourselves, the only reason we’re called emotional, is cuz we dont lie to ourselves and other people bout what we’re feelin, we dont all wanna kill ourselves, thats the point of cuttin u ass!

  97. Steff Suicide Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 6:00 am

    Dude You Suck. .
    Thats Soo Steriotypical. .
    And To All The People Who Agree You Dont Know The Half Of It. . .Not All Emos Are Sad!

  98. XxsinsxXsorrowxXdespairXx Says:
    May 24th, 2009 at 3:47 am

    half of this happens to me everyday, exept i hav aim

  99. xbyexhatersx Says:
    May 26th, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    wtf is your problem? Your some dumbass person who sits around all day making fun of emo people on the computer. “Oh hahaha. Look what new thing i just posted about emo people!”. well hard to break it to you, dumbfuck, but emo people arent like that, you steriotypical dumbass. You seriously need to get a fucking life if you have enough time to write all of this.

  100. i am emo Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    u guys are dicks! that is not emo! i wear skinnies, tight clothes, use hairspray for teasing my hair, and eyeliner. im gay, im EMO! im happy, understood by SOME, not ALL. and im (sort of) christian. i dont cut, my emo friends dont cut. preps can fucking cut. emos are so weird to people because that is what people think we are. lol, not all emos are gay btw.

  101. nikholas andrewson Says:
    May 28th, 2009 at 6:32 am

    hi……..may i join you all………

  102. Anonymous Says:
    May 29th, 2009 at 6:16 am

    jm

  103. :) Says:
    June 1st, 2009 at 2:01 am

    Hilarious read. Really captures the essence of the emo trend. I have clinical depression, OCD and I self harm and I find the whole emo thing despicable as it just takes the piss out of people who really do have problems. Emos: take off the eyeliner, you’re not fooling anyone.

  104. Anonymous Says:
    June 2nd, 2009 at 12:56 am

    everyone thats hates on emos
    i hope you die. you dont know the pain of being abused and hated everywhere, every day i cut for 30 minutes hoping to bleed out only to come to the sad realization: it’s not working. so every day i cut deeper hoping to cut so deep i will finally die. Most of you are reading this thinking why doesnt he just hang himself or something. Well that would be to easy. I like the way it feels cutting through my own flesh and feeling the blood trickle down my arm feeling the pleasure of the air brutaly attacking the soft tissue underneath. it brings so much pleasure, it’s like being high on something and never coming down. Me and my girlfriend loving cutting each other most times we will cut and let our bloods mix which brings so much more pleasure.

  105. alicia Says:
    June 6th, 2009 at 11:40 am

    i agree with smileyface person

    i have real depression and i have a serious problem with self harming

    you guys dont even cut youreselves properly mann, and you self harm on youre arms which proves you only do it cos you so desperately want to be part of the emo scene and also youre massive pussies

    grow some balls bro,
    be a goth, or a punk, so you can have an actual life.. or better still

    be youre fucking self!

  106. alicia Says:
    June 6th, 2009 at 11:45 am

    oh and also,

    stop claiming that all of us that are cussing you dont understand youre pain

    the truth is,
    were probably all years older than you and been through it and see ‘emo’ for the real pathetic desperate attempt at attention seeking that it is

  107. alicia Says:
    June 6th, 2009 at 11:48 am

    oh and a final thing

    youre all retarded if you think this isnt funny

    you need to learn to laugh at yourselves, cos everyone else does. one way to fit in right there :P

  108. xXBLACKNESSXx Says:
    June 7th, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    i’ll be seeing u in hell.

  109. jew Says:
    June 7th, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    OMFG im emo and i feel like that every day :)

  110. gabriel Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 6:06 am

    i dnt think emo ppl r bad they just need 2 get sum help before they commit suicide or something just dnt kill urself live ur life

  111. Jessie. Says:
    June 9th, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    You’re making fun of a hell of a lot of kids, and I know a lot of them are just slicing away because mommie took their cellphones away.
    But what about the ones with serious problems?
    I get abused and neglected and bullied often, and in the middle of it all I found the strength to quit cutting.
    You have no idea what may go on in some of these kids’ lives.
    You’re not funny to anyone with respectable intelligence.

  112. taylor Says:
    June 11th, 2009 at 8:48 am

    im emo i cut my self i am depressed so if you know these things why the fuck do you make fun of us i mean i cut cuz id rather feel physical pain instead of emotional cuz my whole life was fucked since i was 14 or 15 cuz i saw my bro kill himself so if you want to diss how we choose wat we do at least actully cut ur self go thru hell like i have then i may find this fucking bullshit slighty funny so in other words shut the fuck up you fucking bastard! o.O

  113. taylor Says:
    June 11th, 2009 at 8:58 am

    that and me and my EMO girlfriend say ur a fucking asshole that has nothing better to do then sit around all day thinking that ur better then this fucked up world.So plz do this wrld a huge favor and shut the fuck up and stop trying to make ur ego bigger by making fun of us.^•^

  114. taylor Says:
    June 11th, 2009 at 9:01 am

    hmmmm…well im gonna go back to bed night all

  115. taylor Says:
    June 11th, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    im emo i cut im depressed if ya fucking know that why the fuck do keep on making fun of sad stuff i know im ’bout to judge you but if you have gone thru the shit ive gone thru youd be fucking depressed i watched my older brother kill himself i cut myself cuz id rather feel physical pain then emotional pain...also your a fucking asshole who probaly sits around all day thinking ur better then this fucked up wrld...this might strike me as slighty funny if you have gone thru shit ive gone thru but haveYou? so stop making fun of shit thats not funny ...also me and my EMO girlfriend want you to shut the fuck up you fucking fag(no offence to the gay people out there i have nothing agaist you) o.O

  116. taylor Says:
    June 12th, 2009 at 3:11 am

    this is all fucked up

  117. jessica Says:
    June 13th, 2009 at 11:09 am

    you fucking retard, what can i say you are a waste of space you can’t even put some Frosties in a bowl you gay fuck, then you have trouble using a toaster what were you trying to do did you run out of food so you tried eating your hand.
    I thought you had decided your body didnt need food any more but i bet you did a good number of that 12? Meatball Marinara from Subway.
    My last bit of advice to you buy a knife it works better than a phone and next time try eating your bible you might have better luck.

  118. jan Says:
    June 13th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    hmmm…tht was weird…if thts wt u feel lik, damn, im sorry…im not lik older than 18 rite now, so being me…sux…cant go anywhere, cant even get kicked out…i hav…to stay here…with 5 other ppl tht dont understand me at all, they call this a phase tht they all went through…uh-huh, being depressed is just a little phase…its so little tht i wont killmyself…uh-huh, i’ve already got my death note together…i’ve been trying to od, i had 10 325mg of asprin this morning, at lik 3 in the morning and it didn’t work…i need more…im sorry yr life sux, so does everyone elses at least u can leave…i cant for 4 to 6 years…try tht…dont think u’d last…^ ^

  119. cant.stop.cutting Says:
    June 18th, 2009 at 1:59 am

    i cut myself and i do hate my mother, but im not athiest. i dont even know where to find fuckin vodka!

  120. cant.stop.cutting Says:
    June 18th, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    i can relate to this story

  121. kid Says:
    June 18th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    I emo can be -fashion,culture,way of life,attitude,opinion,mind state,trend,deppresion,expresion,bullshit or what ever.

    its a name “emo” a label even i guess.
    i’m not emo.

    some emos are just “posers” i guess you could call them, just for attention. some just fashion (i think some of it looks pretty kwl) or the emo music genre. some are going through deppresion a sadness and have been through terrible things….

    Emo can be seen as many things. some label themselves emo and argue “no1 understands” wy they’re like this, but they can be seen as many different things real or fake watever , because they’re labeld as “emo”

    i don’t realy agree with labeling/saying “your emo, your just like every other emo” thats just not true.
    thing can vary you know.

    SO THEY’RE MY THOUGHT,think what you like =) IM NOT EMO BY THE WAY.

    COMPLETLY DIFRENT TOPIC—-PS–

    i thought that 1st picture was realy sad, i felt bad for him, because i know many would laugh. and he may have felt good about himself/how he looked. (they’re what i felt when i 1st looked at it)
    ………..or he just had fun with it idk lol

  122. kid Says:
    June 18th, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    or if u can’t be fucked reading.

    IM NOT AGAINST EMO.
    BUT AM NOT INTO IT.

  123. kid Says:
    June 18th, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    i thought it was pretty funny in some ways, because i saw him as just “an attention seeking emo” not someone with bad/sad/shit/unfair curcumstaces……….lol

  124. rawr Says:
    June 19th, 2009 at 4:08 am

    ok..so im emo nd i cut nd i think this just is stupid because yes some of its right but alot wring so seriously get it right..nd not all emos r sad >_<

  125. doomed_angel Says:
    June 19th, 2009 at 4:28 am

    i agree taylor. you idiots that cant find happiness in life are just total fucktards. u cant find anything happy or fun because you tell yourself nothings worth the time. go get fucking counciling and stop making your parents hate themselves for raising you wrong or whatever shit you sipshits do in life. i think this story is just fucking hilarious because u guys truely believe death and gloom is the way to go. whatever dipshit wants to argue this with me, email me at vampiric_demon@hotmail.com

  126. doomed_angel Says:
    June 19th, 2009 at 4:33 am

    oh and one more thing. i bet u people dont even know how “emo” got started. it all came from music like my chemical romance and shit that goes way back. i feel sorry for u pussies cuz u dont think being yourself is good enough. i hoped i helped u losers out and stop mocking medical/mentally depressioned people by cutting yourself u fuckers. i also hope i helped u people realize that ur all just wasteing your life trying to be emotionally fucked

  127. delialah Says:
    June 20th, 2009 at 2:47 am

    ok so this IS hilarious btw. and i guess you could classify me as emo

    but anyways. if you don’t like the article then stop reading it when you figure out that it is a load of crap. as simple as that. and as a plus you don’t waist the what? 5 minutes or so.

  128. cant.stop.cutting Says:
    June 20th, 2009 at 3:02 am

    some people dont try. i cant stop because it makes me feel better. i can relate to this story exept i aint athiest.

  129. cant.stop.cutting Says:
    June 20th, 2009 at 3:05 am

    -sob-

  130. Satan'sAssCrevace Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 1:21 am

    Well that was flat out HILARIOUS! I don’t see why people are getting offended! I’m called emo, and I could honestly care less! xD Awesome job dude!

  131. Emo's must be blind Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    Waaaa waaaaa waaaaa waaaa life sucks waa waaa waaaa stupid emo kid. Come over here and I’ll give you all the razor blades you need, just make sure you finish the job this time you fucking whiners…… waa waaa waaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  132. ----------- Says:
    June 23rd, 2009 at 5:56 am

    fuck urself u dumbass.

  133. isabella Says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 7:32 am

    isaac you jerk!!

  134. Anonymous Says:
    June 25th, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    what the fuck im emo and i dont do any of that u retard go fuck yourself u little bitch

  135. BianKa Says:
    June 28th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    BAHAHAHA Emo=Emotional you ALL use it as a LABEL!!!
    If you ALL really want to KILL yourselves then WHATS stopping you??

  136. cherry mae Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 7:03 am

    zo anq mzxabi cu lharn amarn ..

  137. cherry mae Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 7:04 am

    zo im emo pero anq kaya cu lharn amarn ay anq maq laslas nq maq laslas pero ktlad nq iba ..?
    di cu na matake un ..

  138. Annie Says:
    July 1st, 2009 at 5:46 am

    Omg! if ur life realli sucks that bad u realli want to be dead then just take a knife to ur throat already. Its really ridiculous now. Just kill urself already!!! realli, if u wake up everyday wishing u would die then just do it urself and then u wont have to wish everyday. Ya kno theres people in the world that have nothing and u people sit and complain about crap that has nothing to do with the real world. People who do have actual problems see DOCTORS learn the word love the word go and see the word. Stop feeling sorry for ur self be cuz u dont fit in and no body ever liked u! well guess wat? no one used to like me and everybody made fun of me until i was 13 and now im 17 and i no longer live like that everyone i meet loves me and if they dnt then forget them. Maybe u dnt fir in because u never tried to. Kill ur self already i mean realli its getting so old….

  139. josh Says:
    July 1st, 2009 at 6:03 am

    O god this is so crazy O my GOD you poepel are nuts grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr just grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr nuts i love it he he lol its just so fuckt up i meen wot the HMMMM and im the strangest person in my town wot is your excuse lol jks but no what the rilly

  140. josh Says:
    July 1st, 2009 at 6:13 am

    hay bianka go fuck yer self you suck the big dick you ass hole so there and not all emos wont to kill them self just the crazy ones and they are fucked up but you dont have to be meen to the uther emos im one and i am some what normel i am what is called a he’mo a happy emo and i dont wont to kill my self so think next time bfor you go of saying shit
    you now nuthing about

  141. NikkiAnn Santangelo Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 12:47 am

    i feel so left out i hate my life i feel like lying on the floor after i wake up i dont eat any thing any more i feel so bad im soo emo i cut my wrist and some times it feels good just to see that blood come out <3 Nikki Santangelo emolover <3

  142. NikkiAnn Santangelo Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 12:51 am

    hey wats up im nikki and im one of your emos and i cant wait till i die i want to cut my wrists more but im afriad that no blood will come out i love being emo i love emo love but some times it sucks

  143. ?????? Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 9:48 am

    Ok people, stop bitching at each other…
    It is funny, and its more than likely not even true. I mean the dudes in the pictures arent even the same guy as the first…
    And to this Emo life style argument bullshit, QUIT COMPLAINING. AND I MEAN THE NON EMOS TOO. Fuck its not your choice so stop bitching…
    Hell, i used to be emo. I moved on because i got stuff sorted out, and also i quit caring about shit that didnt even matter…Like peoples opinions…
    I used to listen to screamo bands and all that. Now i listen to death metal, black metal, stuff like that.(more brutal):D Anyway people, its fucking stupid to bitch at each other and put down each other…its a waste of time.

  144. MELI EMO IRL Says:
    July 7th, 2009 at 10:29 am

    hei suche süse emo boys von 16 15 jaren meine mns option–@hotmail.com

  145. emo Says:
    July 8th, 2009 at 3:59 am

    holy shit wow now, i can positivly say that you are going to hell for what is on this page. denoucing religion? this whole blog is stereotypes nothing at all on this whole website is true you are one messed up fucker

  146. -5 Year Old Virgin Says:
    July 8th, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    i hope you all explode into a million pieces and then hungry wolves will come and eat the pieces the shit them out just like you fucking deserve

  147. -5 Year Old Virgin Says:
    July 8th, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    hay bianka go fuck yer self you suck the big dick you ass hole so there and not all emos wont to kill them self just the crazy ones and they are fucked up but you dont have to be meen to the uther emos im one and i am some what normel i am what is called a he'mo a happy emo and i dont wont to kill my self so think next time bfor you go of saying shit
    you now nuthing about

  148. TheREALemos Says:
    July 8th, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    your gay because im emo but im not fucking depressed every1’s such a fucking sterotype actually im a member of straight edge: http://www.straightedgelifestyle.com

    its a group where ppl pledge a lifetime commitment to an alcohol and drug free life. SO STFU BITCH!!!!!!

  149. Rawr Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 5:43 am

    im not kidding, i fucking slit my wrist reading that. lol. its funny, but i dont think you really understand what its like to live like that.

  150. b Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 12:22 am

    Seriously dude what the fuck?

  151. X.love is the funeral of hearts.X Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 3:54 am

    this is the most awesome hilarious true thing i have ever read. Im gonna go slit my wrists now xx

  152. Alexa x Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Hmmm, all emos are athesist? well i beg to differ, im agnostic, so screw you (:
    and yes, i probally would count as ‘emo kid’ but hey ho, thats me, thats my choice, and its your choice if you choose to hate me for it, and its my opinion that if you hate me for being ‘emo’ you are rather judgemental.
    and before you take the piss saying why was i looking at it if i dont like it, well i stubbled across it by accident.
    and no, emo’s do not feel like that everyday. Yeeah, i have been a bit messed up, but most people have. in fact, i am happy, my lifes not perfect, but no ones is. I consider myself lucky, and i have everything to live for (:

    i dont mind if you comment on this with your opinions, but abuse, well thats a bit pathetic tbh

    Anyways, toodles, alexa x

  153. MotherFuckingEmo Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    this is bull its taking the piss
    do you guys actually think that an emo feels like that?
    and they say no one understands them…

  154. Abi Says:
    July 15th, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    wow that was touching it seams like all us emo’s have loadz in comon it is the darkness the shadows that seams to keep me alive not anything else aspecialy my family!!!! skool is lyk normal gettin the shit kicked into you coz ya belive in sumit else because of ur image!!!! i have had anough i wanna DIE!!!!!!

  155. Shenelle Says:
    July 15th, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    Its funny how depression made me an emo,I blame myself and my boyfriend.He always made me feel that I was not attractive in any way. So i began to cut myself and to be honest i like it!!!
    I like don’t like to give people the impression that i’m normal, but sometimes i have too so they would not judge me.

  156. Mel Says:
    July 18th, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    for fucks sake, i bet it was a chav that made this shit up? emo isnt about cutting yourself, it truly has nothing to do with self harm, self harm is about mental issues such as depression. emos dont have a shit in there parents bed but they may not get along with there parents, but its typical teenager!!

    im 13 and i hate my mum, shes a total bitch, but im not about to go and have a shit in her bed?? are you seriously this retarded to write stuff like this???

  157. Mel Says:
    July 18th, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    also, if you think im so stupid as to write my email address, so you can email me abuse, you are the sad fucker, seriously get a life and stop trying to ruin others, i may be counted as emo/scene but i actually enjoy my life, i have my boyfriend, who happens to be a chav, SUPRISE!! i hate my mum, sure we fight, but theres stuff that holds us together! i love my friends and im not about to kill myself over dropping my diary down the toilet?? your a total idiot if you think even quatre of this is true.

    .Mel x

  158. Mel Says:
    July 18th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    aha, i check out another one of your shitty pages, about god and jesus. Emos are either connected to a reliogion or not, theres a lot of people in my family that are christians, theres a lot of atheists and theres a lot of satanists, theres gypsies(me and dads side) and theres a lot of other stuff, but im the only “emo/scene” in my family? jesus obviously wasnt an emo? DUH! you must totally b retarded? just because he was happy on his death bed, emos arent happy to die ya know?? get your facts right. jesus was happy to die because of all the good he had done in the world.

    you seriously gotta get your facts right. emos do have fun aswell. were literally normal kids, we run, race, fight, climb, play football. we dont sit in a corner and cut ourselves.

    .Mel x

  159. Mel Says:
    August 2nd, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    Hey ho, im back again XD to all those REAL emo’s out there, dont be annoyed by this, its just some idiot chav trying to fuck up our lives because he/she thinks we are lame sad fuckers that sit in a corner and try to kill ourselves by cutting with a toothbrush?

    he doesnt know a thing about emo (: and he never will. emo started with the music, and the music is great. i know chavs that like the emo/scene music and look, one of my friends is currently changing so they can show other chavs they dont have to be idiots like the sad moron who made this page. yea sure, emo wannabes might do all this, but REAL emos dont. self harm is NOTHING to do with emo. its to do with mental disabilities such as Manic Depression, normal depression…and some might not be connected to conditions, it may be connected to heartbreak, or losing a loved one, or abusive parents or being bullied in school, so SCREW YOU preps and chavs.

    you think emo is a peice of crap, well so is chav and prep. they have enough life to make mistakes and get pregnant at 14 and getting arrested for drunk and disorderly. YOUR the ones who should kill yourself. leave Emo/Scene kids alone!

    .Mel x

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