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Godzilla is Death

Godzilla is Death
My veins are blue.
The link……..
I don’t have.
A
Fecking
Clue.

It’s closing in, day by day
Closet homos are closet gays
Why can’t I stay in a hollowed place,
like a womb, just like any other room?

She won’t wash my underwear anymore
And I dunno how to do the laundry
I wanna smash something over my head
I really wanna brain myself with something
But there’s nothing here but this book and a Bible.
And the Bible doesn’t even make a dent.
It all ends in failure
I can’t even write in rhyme anymore.
Rhyme is so passe
I’m gay.
I’m so gay.
So utterly gay that my willy has turned pink.
Well it was always pink but y’know it’s turned ULTRA pink now.
I’m only with her because of the sex.
She looks like a man it must be said.
Her armpits are dense with sweaty hair.
I love her beefy lair.
I want someone to invade my privacy.
I wanna feel a week long girth in the pot.

In the pot, it’s not but up in arms
A casual hilarity.
Mish-mash-mosh. I’m out of dosh.
Freezing cold spoons with chocolate mousse.
Mild explosions as I try to heat the spoon in the microwave.
Yells and pain. Neverending wails. No food. Gone for good.

Gone for good.

8 Responses to “A New Emo Poem From Dan. This One Is Twisted and Depressing”

  1. DarkilluZ Says:
    June 11th, 2007 at 11:30 am

    Hey, I like it. It’s cool. Tell your boyfriend that.

  2. xEMOGODESSx Says:
    August 9th, 2007 at 6:01 am

    um i dnt really nw wt 2 think of it but i guess its ok but the “gay” part am not 2 sure about but it was ok :(

  3. emo Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    Yes, it’s good! :)

  4. emo.vampress Says:
    November 17th, 2008 at 11:03 pm

    nice dude

  5. Sad Depressed Emo Chick Says:
    December 8th, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    That was very nice but I’m still unhappy :)

  6. Mercedes Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    This poem makes no sence. Its good but no that good

  7. Bi.Emo.Chick Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 2:28 am

    A little strang though like the gay part it made me smile :)

  8. Lia Says:
    June 18th, 2009 at 7:03 am

    I love it. I love it Iovelovelove it….

    Deep. I hope you never do anything to him. Please.

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