How To Make An Emo Laugh

How To Make An Emo Cry

Alternative Ways To Kill Yourself

Prepare Your Own Emo Funeral

A Day In The Life Of An Emo Kid

Worst Emo Hair Ever

Worst Emo Tattoos EVER!

How To Start An Emo Band!

The Emo Olympics

Your First Date With An Emo Boyfriend

50 Sins Against Emo!

All Emo Clothing is Absurd. It Makes Y’all Look Like Depressed Bats

I swear if I see one more Emo walking around looking like a depressed bat I am going to scream. Not only does the whole Emo style have no color and no originality but they look plain awful as well. There is not a single drop of creativity in any of those outfits and they are awful.

The overall style of Emo is just one of the worst looks of all time, combined together with one of the worst musical genres of all time. This combination together must bring out the worse in people because I have yet to ever see any Emo who ever looks happy.

bat.jpg

I am not talking about not being happy all of the time, these people are permanently depressed and angry. They are a whole new breed!

Of course, there are better ways to dress and look, but of course, the whole Emo culture seems to have forgotten about the invention of clothing stores and the ability to change into something that looks better and not so depressing.

40 Responses to “All Emo Clothing is Absurd. It Makes Y’all Look Like Depressed Bats”

  1. con Says:
    May 12th, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    you cunt you dont no fuck

  2. violently loveless Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    WE ALL HAVE FREEDOM TO EXPRESS OURSELVES HOWEVER WE WANT TO THROUGH WHATEVER WE CHOOSE! IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT THEN DON’T LOOK! WE DON’ NEED PEOPLE LIKE YOU BRINGING US DOWN WHEN WE ALREADY HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT FROM KIDS OUR OWN AGE IN SCHOOL! SO BACK THE FUCK OFF!

  3. Emogurl87 Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 7:59 am

    look not all emos are always depressed trus me…im emo!!
    and you juss need to shut up!!
    cuz you dont know anything!!
    and emo music is rlly good
    have you even listened to it!!
    oh and one more thing
    get to know us emo kids
    before you start to judge all of us
    some emo kids are fun once you get to
    kno them!!
    k im done
    <3

  4. that emo girl Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 12:31 am

    So wat if sum emos r depressed!! U don’t kno shit!! Oh and by the way u stupid fuck, emo music is kick ass so stfu!

  5. u suck!!! what a fugging suprise! Says:
    June 22nd, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    LOSER! get a life and stop critizing people.

    AND GO LISTEN TO SOME RAP!

    I’M SURE YOU THINK THAT STUFF IS JUST LOVELY!

    I WISH SOMEONE CRAPPED ON YOUR FACE!

  6. you are so full of it Says:
    June 28th, 2008 at 3:38 am

    you’ve got no morals, how can you sit here and judge people you don’t even know! be “frightened” by them and assume they will kill you. Even if you don’t like their way of being you’ve got no right to judge anyone! appearance isn’t everything darling…get a life!

  7. Adam Says:
    June 30th, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    Agreed man.
    Emos are just following a (rather annoying) fad.

  8. Greg Says:
    June 30th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    @violently loveless

    Why can’t he express himself then? Your doing the same thing - lol.

  9. Anonymous Says:
    July 13th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    ‘Not only does the whole Emo style have no color and no originality’
    umm u r a total retard- emo IS ALL ABOUT style and originality!!! Thats one purpouse of it- 2 define urself as a person. We express it through the way we look. We DO use colour- goths r the 1’s that mainly just dress in black.
    Not all emos r constantly depressed- we do get depressed a lot, but we r mainly just very sensitive, emotional ppl!
    ‘the invention of clothing stores’ we have our own clothing stores, and fashion finatics r just ppl that act like sheep- following a fuckin crowd- we CARE about individuality and want 2 b ourselves nt some fake wanna b’s!

    STOP BEING SO FUCKIN PREJUDICE!! Get 2 know sum1 b4 u judge u ass-hole!

  10. blahbahl Says:
    July 13th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    ‘Not only does the whole Emo style have no color and no originality’
    umm u r a total retard- emo IS ALL ABOUT style and originality!!! Thats one purpouse of it- 2 define urself as a person. We express it through the way we look. We DO use colour- goths r the 1’s that mainly just dress in black.
    Not all emos r constantly depressed- we do get depressed a lot, but we r mainly just very sensitive, emotional ppl!
    ‘the invention of clothing stores’ we have our own clothing stores, and fashion finatics r just ppl that act like sheep- following a fuckin crowd- we CARE about individuality and want 2 b ourselves nt some fake wanna b’s!

    STOP BEING SO FUCKIN PREJUDICE!! Get 2 know sum1 b4 u judge u ass-hole!

  11. mckenna Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 5:23 am

    most emos i see are laughing and making fun of you for being so hostile and ignorant.

  12. Pepper Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 8:34 am

    That bat in the picture looks pretty stoked actually. Look at the grin for the camera!

  13. BLAHG! Says:
    August 22nd, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    wtf u dont no shit–u dont no anybody like that so how can u no that we’re all depressed bats? fuck u get a life u douch

  14. Emos Are Gay Says:
    August 22nd, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Yeah and you’re a Canadian Emo who doesn’t shave.

  15. Emo and fucking proud Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 2:46 am

    That is messed up! i’m emo so wat the fuck if im deppressed?! You have no right to judge us. Most of us go through a hard life, some of us are just trend setters, and some of the ppl u c r just posers so fuck off. i’m not emo for the style, even though i ultimately follow it, but i have gone through a tough time and i cut, i cry, i tried to commit suicide and it’s ppl like you that make me and other emos consider it. And duh we show style! EMO means emotional, in which we express who we really are. You’re a dumbshit.

  16. Jinny Says:
    September 11th, 2008 at 8:05 am

    Well, I like gothic style more, but I will NEVER look like those darn sluts :
    http://www.orkut.com/AlbumZoom.aspx?uid=4944887293481017504&pid=1204238127479&aid=1204188363#pid=1204238127479

  17. dead_in_the_asylum Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 2:10 am

    ok who the fuck posted this. i am TOTALLY AGAINST THIS! whoever posted this, i got a message: u clearly havent seen enough emos! WE know FAR more than u would know! //_u

  18. dead_in_the_asylum Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 12:18 am

    btw, isnt this blog owned by an emo? if it is, then he’s going against his own kind.

  19. _emo_gurl_ Says:
    November 15th, 2008 at 7:44 am

    ‘come on.. whats the point of doing this shit?! to bring Emo people down? get a life! you have no right to judge us! we are also human like you, we have the right to do everything we want so please leave us alone! it only shows that you are insecure and pathetic!!

  20. laura Says:
    November 21st, 2008 at 11:03 am

    you need to get a life
    mate
    there is nothing wroung with emos
    so why dont you shut the fuck up and find something betta to do then stared makeing fun of people. u live a sad life.

  21. KatherineXRoyalXDarkness Says:
    December 9th, 2008 at 1:14 am

    why dont we judge you other people? all you creeps pick on us, and all we do is mind our own buisness. DEATH TO ALL SUNSHINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. KatherineXRoyalXDarkness Says:
    December 9th, 2008 at 1:15 am

    and one more thing, i make my own clothes from random spare fabrics and even though it is mostly greay red and black, ITS FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Pfffft Says:
    December 11th, 2008 at 4:00 am

    Maybe something happened to them that made them sad?

    And fyi, no one honestly dresses like that… Maybe on holloween but never in my life have i actually seen one person dress like that. And I can certainly say she looks nothing like that bat that those people are hurting.

  24. Shauntay Says:
    January 19th, 2009 at 4:52 am

    uhmm erm? yeah adam? yeah SCREW YOU…

  25. Izziie Says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    …you spelt permenantely wrong

  26. Izziie Says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    oops so did i:
    permanentely :)

  27. Izziie Says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    …permanently…

  28. xxMISS UNDERRSTOODxx Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 12:42 am

    do u really noe how fukn STUPID u sound?!?!
    omfg “Depressed Bats” wtf!? wat kind of BS
    is tht? omfg i hope ur one of the pple at my fukn
    funeral bitch!! jus 2 c wtf u do 2 pple like me !!
    EMOS ROCK BITCH!! U SHUD TRY IT
    WAIT WE DONT WANT U NEVR MIND U
    FUKN HOE/TRAMP/SKANK/LOSER!!!

  29. Kay Says:
    March 15th, 2009 at 12:28 am

    wow you’re smart. Emos really don’t act that depressed first off, at least all the ones I know are pretty darn happy, and um…go to hot topic. Look at all the colour there. Then tell me they wear no colour. Maybe you’re so ignorant that you’ve confused emo with goth, because goths are the ones who predominantly wear black and are ‘depressed’. Get a life. Really. I agree, it might not be the most attractive style, and yes you’re allowed to have an opinion, but only if your opinion is based on facts because its not. And how does a bat look depressed? I don’t see how people at all could resemble a depressed bat. If you are that opposed to emo lifestyles, maybe you shouldn’t be on this website.

  30. Emokittyluvsu Says:
    April 6th, 2009 at 9:30 am

    Why must you pick on those who are in more pain than your brain can comprehend. You have no reason to weve done nothing wrong. Expressing yourself and your feelings is not a crime. Im sorry but i find anyone who take pleasure in moking those in sever pain to be sick and in desperate need of therapy

  31. Rawr. Says:
    May 5th, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    number 1 : emos ARE creative the way they dress. They all dress differently and from people I know that are emo and whatnot, they’re hilarous people who don’t just wear black. Sure, they wear it a lot, but they dont walk around all depressed ok? GOD ENOUGH OF THIS.

    btw, why you gotta be dissing bats? SERIOUSLY >:O

  32. Rawr. Says:
    May 5th, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    BTW AGAIN, by hilarious, I mean funny people, friendly people that you can talk to.

    Your definition of hilarious emos :
    mean hilarious. As in you laugh at them. It’s just not nice, so leave them the hell alone.

  33. shawnee Says:
    May 8th, 2009 at 2:26 am

    WTF DEPRESSED BATS?!? emo people have awesome style and they are very unique , so you cant say they are always depressed and were all black , there are all different types of emo’s, some are depressed because they have gon through a lot , they are just emotional people and who isn’t?, they are brave enough to show it, un-like you . OUR styles are all originality and we do were colors , you seem to get gothic and emo styles mixed up! gothic peoples mainly where black!!! so keep your fucking thoughts to your self.. and no one said you have to look at us!!!

  34. allie Says:
    June 23rd, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    no one looks like a depressed bat.And i think that if u laugh at someone ur hurting the alot.like idc how weird or funny someone looks but dont laugh at them or point.Bcuz its direspectful.
    And in the end u will get hurt someday back.

  35. what Says:
    June 28th, 2009 at 8:42 am

    …a depressed bat? really? WHAT THE HELL?! why do ppl even come on this site? it’s full of BS that some ignorant asshole posted that’s completly freakin wrong. im not emo but one of my best friends were emo and he was happy and laughing with us everywhere we went so you can shut the fuck and stop judging them like this.

  36. XxXEmoKidXxX Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Some people really are dperesed and have really fucked up situations at home. Someone dear to me (my Mom) has kidney failure and she goes through an insane amount of pain on a dialy basis. It would depress you if someone close to you suffered everyday and you couldn’t do anything about it. I don’t go around telling people because I don’t want to look like a total pity party.

  37. Anonymous Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    This is stupid!!!! u can’t judge people like that!

  38. l Says:
    July 25th, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    just shut the fuck up so you don’t like emo clothes other people do so stop wasting peoples time and stop moaning.

  39. DainaDistortion Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    what age is the loser who owns this site? i wish i was as sad as this guy.

  40. BigAd Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 10:39 am

    Hey, erm dude… do you haff a clue wat your tlkin bout?? I’m emo and i think i haff maybe 3 or four outfits that are black the rest are all kick ass crazy shit in reds and dark blue and green and purple… I haff a few friends who are emo - lots more who aren’t - and we all wear clothes that actually make us look good… so wen u’ve looked at every single emo then you can say that none of us dress in ‘better ways’ I agree there are some emos who wear black all the time but if you look past the colour the styles are cool and individual to each person…

Complaints can be left here.