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All Emo Poems Are Sad. Stop Writing Them! They Suck!

Have you ever read a happy little poem that was written by an Emo? Think hard. Nope, don’t stop thinking, keep trying. It is no big surprise that no one has ever read a good poem that was written by an Emo. You know the reason why? Those poems just plain jane suck. How can these pitiful poems even be capable of being enjoyed by a normal audience? They’re all basically about the same thing. If you change some words around, you might even get the exact same poem that describes the exact same thing!

All these emo kids that spend their school nights on their computers writing their lame poetry on their Myspace page about how depressing their lives are and what they’re feeling. They should just stop trying. No one likes reading these sad things about their lives, or how they want to cut their wrists and arms. How about they just stop wasting their emo time writing these poems that no one reads? Maybe that can benefit every one else more than they benefit when they spend their time blogging about being sad!

38 Responses to “All Emo Poems Are Sad. Stop Writing Them! They Suck!”

  1. ->negra Says:
    November 14th, 2007 at 9:47 pm

    so not tru.. ma x bf rote alot of nice poems n he’zs such emo!!!!! ugh ur such a h8er!

  2. Jasmine Says:
    November 17th, 2007 at 7:44 pm

    well….you have no idea how emos feel….don’t worry…i know….poetry is the only way that an emo person can express themselves. they cut for a reason…and you have no idea how hard it is on them!

    i know this because i am emo….everyone thinks that emos are stupid. no. they think that they are insane. no. people don’t understand….once they get to know one…and become one someday….they know. its not just a game.

  3. - Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 7:39 am

    who are you?
    really?
    proberly a stupid TWAT out there picking on people.
    people can live there lifes how they like and you shouldnt judge them by that.

    i used to selfharm but i didnt clas myself as an emo. evryone has there reasons.

    dont streotype people tht you dont even know
    you think your all this coz u wrote a lousy paragraph or two totally hurting peoples feelings.
    do you think so called emos wil stop coz of this your wrong. there free to do what they like why should it bother you so much.

  4. katie Says:
    June 28th, 2008 at 3:44 am

    you are so ignorant and stupid.
    i know tons of people that are classified as emo. && i am too. poetry is one way to just get out a lot of stress err angerr. If you were in an “emo persons” shoes, i can garentee you that you would write poetry&&slit yer wrists.
    enough said.

  5. lyss Says:
    August 7th, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    wtf who the fuck do u think u are?
    really

    i HATE people lik you
    you dont understand it so you make fucking fun of it

    if you were “emo” i promise ud be cutting and writing poems to

    enough said.

  6. Emos Are Gay Says:
    August 7th, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    Oh shut up Katie you know fuck all about anything.

  7. Anastasia Says:
    August 11th, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    Emo poetry does not suck. HAters like you are the reason people have middle fingers! Emo is a way of life! Its a culture! I”m emo and i’m proud so screw off! YOu have no idea how hard life is for us! So stop hating and get a life! ><

  8. Emos Are Gay Says:
    August 11th, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    You know nothing Anastasia. Emo Poetry is God awful.

  9. XxBlackRoseVampirexX Says:
    August 16th, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    emo poetry does not suck it is a way for us emos to express, to get all our anger out.

    Emos Are Gay you are such a loser you really need a life.

    Anastasia and katie you go girls i absolutly agree

    ALL YOU HATERS PISS OFF
    enough said

  10. Crissy Says:
    August 21st, 2008 at 4:06 am

    heh heh heh, why does anyone even GIVE a shit about this crap? its all ignorant :]
    And to the people who think they’re emo
    your just posers
    haha its funny

  11. XxxpoisonousEmosxxX Says:
    August 22nd, 2008 at 5:20 am

    they say “being emo is shit and it sucks” i cant do nothing from it its there description of being emo but ill going to say to them that their goddamn bullshit!!

  12. Emo and fucking proud Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 3:13 am

    IM EMO. I ALSO WANT TO BE A WRITER AND A MANGAKA(JAPANESE MANGA). I STAY ON THE COM FOR HOURS WRITING THINGS. I WRITE SAD THINGS, HAPPY THINGS(SORT OF…SOMETIMES), ANYTHING THAT’S ON MY MIND. ITS RELEASE FROM REALITY AND SHIT HEADS LIKE YOU. I WILL ALWAYS LOVE WHO I AM. YOU THOUGH, I HOPE YOU LOVE YOURSELF BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THE COMMENTS, NOT MANY OTHER PPL HERE DO. IDK, MAYBE YOU JUST LIKE GETTING BEAT DOWN.

  13. jenni Says:
    September 29th, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    so no one reads them, huh?
    well aparently SOMEONE does if yur complainin bout them.
    you have no right complaining about emotional people.
    like a few have said, people DONT do it for no reason.
    people have reasons for the way they are. it doesnt just come out of nowhere. you just dont understand because youre just one of those self absobed judgemental peices of shit who think they are better than everyone.
    youre just a bitch if you ask me.
    try walking a mile in my shoes or an emos shoes.
    MAYBE then you’d understand.
    so dont talk shit bout something you have no idea about.

  14. jenni Says:
    September 29th, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    fuck you.
    emo n proud.

  15. ezzie Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 7:41 am

    ohk listen here there is nothing worng with emos like give me 20 reasons why you have a fuckign problem with them they dont hurt you now do they noo like who cares if there emo they dont care that your not emo do they ,they just want to live there lives and they dont need dick heads like yous ripping them off so wat if they cut there wrist its not hurting you noo and if you had things going on in your life like we do then you would know at its like looks like you dont soo just leave us alone there is nothing worng with us and if you have a problem with then go take it out on someone who cares ohk ??? emo and proud

  16. tubtub Says:
    October 26th, 2008 at 7:01 am

    hey all you haters go away u incourges us to be that way

  17. emo.vampress Says:
    November 15th, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    i hate it
    i take pride in my poetry
    and FYI
    ALL of you emo is a life style, you don’t HAVE to cut yourself to be emo, thats one of the common misconseptions, i am emo, check the time line peopl
    punk, goth, emo
    we write poetry alot yes, but thats because it is a way to express our selves i also draw and sing, yes i do cut, but thats a choice i made, i don’t understand why people hate us for expressing ourselves, do you want us to be preppy or kocks or just some other “label’ we can do that ya know but we want to be diffrent you don’t have to read what we write if ya dont wanna but stop aying it sucks if you read it.

  18. Emo.Cupcakee Says:
    December 8th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    kaiie. Dude, Why you gunna start sayying/judging all emo people, have you read every single emo poem there is ?
    no didnt think so.
    Soo before you start judging a lot of people before you even know what your talking about, SHUTUP !
    if you dont like the poetry from emo, stop looking at the poetry writen by an emo DAMMIT!

  19. lucy Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    i h8t yhu whas wrong wid emo poems derr aint yhu just a low life get a LIFE enn SHUTUP yhur perfetic they cant b dat bad cus yhu must ov read a few so Fxxxk off

  20. lucy Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    en i cut myself en i aint emo im a girly girl

  21. Anonymous Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    emoo lolz

  22. Ennjyx Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    All poetry shows some sort of emotion fucktard. :)
    I’m not even gonna bother to read this shit…
    The title is clearly enough to piss a mob of people off.

  23. Anonymous Says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    ugh.
    stop picking on emo kids like me.you dont knowhow we feel or what we live through so leave us the fuck alone!you have no idea how hard some of our lives are.my life is hell and thats why i am emo.i bet your some preppy kid who is very judgemental and doesnt give any one i chance.

  24. xXEMODUCKXx Says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    okay no emo kids hurt you so back off.you dont know what they are going through and why they cut.your prolly some preppy ass hole.
    I AM EMO!!&i dont care!!
    your some stupid cunt who thinks they are the shit!
    your not!get a life!!

  25. xXemo duckXx Says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    ugh.
    stop picking on emo kids like me.you dont knowhow we feel or what we live through so leave us the fuck alone!you have no idea how hard some of our lives are.my life is hell and thats why i am emo.i bet your some preppy kid who is very judgemental and doesnt give any one i chance.

  26. xxEMO4LIFExx Says:
    February 11th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    im emo nd proud nd have u lot noticed how many chavs have turned emo but they wont admit it coz they used 2 take the piss out of them :)

  27. Anonymous Says:
    February 14th, 2009 at 10:58 am

    wtf is wrong with you honestly
    what reason do you have for thinking shit like that im pretty sure a really happy person could write a sad poem and would that make them emo?
    why dont you just back the fuck off and leave emos alone its not like you know their reasons for being emo.
    if you dont like them then just forget about them

  28. Kelly Says:
    February 19th, 2009 at 7:47 am

    Im not emo but that still aint fucking cool u damn bastard i got hella emo friends and guess wat im rite behind them their life sucks so u shouldnt be sayin any shit so fuck the hell off ass hole!!!!!!!

  29. Edward Says:
    February 19th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Hey “Emos Are Gay” you are one happy man, but once you have a big problem, I’m sure you will die earlier than emos’ do. It’s because we are not taking up drugs or alcohols, unlike gangsters like you!

  30. `Shyy Em0 >_ Says:
    February 20th, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    [EMOs] THay ROck And I Makee Poems To Soo… But I’m Trying TO Write A SOng here About Emos Soo.. Ya. Hey All You Emo Haters And All The Girly Girls Out There Try To Be A Emo Well I’m Lame Here Right Now And I Suck And You Rock Here Soo… Tay’care Well I’m A Shy Emo I don’t Talk To Peole that Much And I’m Always Alone At School I Think I Scare Them Plus I Have A Vampire Teeth And Lots Of Black Is ME I Always Have A Evil Look on Me Soo…ya. Oh And My Own Family Are scard Of Me well Rock Out All You Emo Kidz Out The >_< O_o =o T_T O_< x_o

  31. ?!XxMiChElLexX!? Says:
    February 21st, 2009 at 12:17 am

    all this crappy shit offends me and my friends… u suck ass! u need to watch wat u say about emoz over 65% of my school is emo and the guyz r cute! <3 ever heard of if u have something mean to say dont say it at all? im just saying mean things to u cuz u make all emoz feel bad! i hope u regret creating this website after reading all these comments. keep in mind im not the only person that hates u

  32. Cloven Hoof Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 8:03 am

    I agree with the blog poster that emos suck cock and there’s nothing to like about their shit. The average emo is a Final Fantasy 7/Anime die-hard who obviously owns a MySpace profile to make up for their lack of friends in real life.

    Trust me, I know a lot of these kinds of people, and they are all the same: they can’t spell worth shit (seriously, you should go back to gradeschool if you think “you are” is spelled “ur”, or “cool” is “kewl”. Just drop the cuteness, please.), wear lame mainstream band shirts along their sister’s pants, INTENTIONALLY shave the back of their heads to leave the fringe ALWAYS covering one fucking eye (although horrible-looking mullets may also be, mullets are atleast easier to tolerate with when you’re moving around alot since there isn’t much hair on the front to distract you), and such at poetry (I’ve read plenty of them, and the majority of them are all about their glamorized feelings for death and the afterlife. If you hate your life that much, why don’t you just end it, or better yet, seek some counseling?

    Oh, and do these emo bands actually “rock”? Name me some, and tell my why they “rock”. Tell me why I should pair up alternative music and pussy ballads along with the likes of rock bands such as Led Zeppelin or Van Halen under the same term? Anyone calling screamo music “metal” is definitely on crack;screamo is the biggest bullshit in singing (oh, shut the fuck up you posers) history, next to Cookie Monster growls. It hides and disguises your talent as a real singer. If you don’t know how to sing, then you don’t deserve to be called a “vocalist”.

    One last thing, all you idiots bashing this man just because he was simply expressing his own opinion of you douches is unnecessary.

    Just go back and revise your truckload of trashed poems you published on MySpace for the 10th time. I’m just glad this guy was finally speaking his heart out and I agree with him 100% of the way. If you don’t like our opinions, then stay the FUCK off places like this and just leave us alone to express ourselves.

  33. briale_2007@y.c.y Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 6:41 am

    Emo’s are lack of attention!!
    ppl who cut themselves aren’t EMO..they have problems coz one band can’t force you to do that!!and 2 all EMO-HATERS-MCR and their fanz are not EMO!!
    tell me if it so..
    this is my account…briale_2007@yahoo.com..if you have problems to complain you can visit that!!!thank you for letting me to write on this fucking site!!!joke!

  34. briale_2007@y.c.y Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 6:46 am

    NEVER SAY “I LOVE YOU”
    IF YOU REALLY DONT CARE..
    NEVER TALK ABOUT FEELINGS..
    IF THEY ARENT REALLY THERE.
    NEVER HOLD MY HAND..
    IF YOU ARE GONNA BREAK MY HEART.
    NEVER SAY YOU ARE GOING TO..
    IF YOU DONT HAVE PLAN TO START.
    NEVER LOOK INTO MY EYES..
    IF ALL YOU DO IS LIE.
    NEVER SAY “HI”..
    IF YOU REALLY MEAN “GOODBYE”
    THEN SAY YOU WILL TRY..
    NEVER SAY “FOREVER”
    COZ FOREVER MAKES ME CRY…
    ??thatz an emo’s poem??
    are’nt people getting tired..
    of having a broken heart?..
    if you will ask me …
    i think I AM…
    ??FOR SALE: ONE HEART. Horrible Condition. will take anything for it. PlEaSE…. just cut it out of my chest. and end this suffering.. Thank you…”??

  35. emochick Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 11:24 am

    ok wu eva u r…shut the fuck up…u dont knw nutin bout emo…

  36. :) Says:
    June 1st, 2009 at 2:16 am

    The comments are almost as funny as the blogs. Genius.

  37. emo and proud Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    why would you complain about other peoples lives .you not perfect we go through alot every single da y and your not making it any better by writing this.its not making you look any better it just makes you look stupid and anyone who agrees with you could shove it because we do have feelings and if you were going through what we do this would be a different story.so get offline and grow some balls cuz people like you make me sick. >:(

  38. HayleiFuckingHorror Says:
    June 23rd, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Wow.
    I’m embarassed just by reading your website.
    Not because I am “emo”, but because you are so childish and closed minded. What, are you five years old? Stop being such a faggot, and grow some pubes. You seriously deserve a cunt punt, bitch. Also, people, giving these comments defending emos are also childish. Trying to say things like “it expresses our feelings” or whatever makes you sound like either a poser or pathetic. Thanks, emo community, for trying to save your name. But it’s only making things worse. This website should just be deleted, it’s degrading. What if I made a whole website about how much I hate black people? Or how asian vaginas are sideways? Wouldnt that upset you just as much as this emo bullshit? Sunshine, Pull that stick out of your ass, and smell the fresh air. Maybe you can regrow some of those lost brain cells? Aha, anyone who has a complaint for me, my myspace is http://www.myspace.com/hlazrawr, hatemail makes my day. (: lataz bitches.

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