Am I Too Old To Be Emo?
Am I too old to be emo?
This is the most common chatup line from crusty old metal heads who’ve just been seduced by an evil emo temptress. You are too old to be emo if you’re in your twenties or older. By that stage in life you should be looking to settle into society, find a lovely husband or wife, contribute money and time to the church and to definitely not be cutting yourself with razors wearing your mom’s silks.
If you’re in your mid 30’s and are still cutting, I’d seek immediate mental help. It’s maybe understandable if you’re currently suffering a breakdown but if you are considering emo as a viable life style choice when you are a bag of wrinkles, then it’s fucked up.
Old emo people should instead invest in as many cats as they can possibly afford to feed and retreat even further from society. Why not try prank calling all of the jocks who gave you such shit in school? Why not masturbate oven Tolkien until your gear is all pink and withered. Or alternatively you could remove your head from your ass and actually look for a job. Oh and you’re not a musician if you’ve just managed to nail the chords of “Cancer”. You’re a bloody mess that’s what you are.
So in summary if you’re over 20 and emo then the prognosis is grim. Grow up or face society shunning you for the rest of your pointless existence.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD A VERY ABUSIVE CHILDHOOD AND ARE VENTING AT INDIVIDUALS IN FIND FREEDOM IN SELF EXPRESSION AND DONT WANT TO BLEND INTO THE MIST OF SOCIETY OR “settle into society” AS YOU CALL IT….
NOT ALL EMO CUT U DEUCSH lol LOOKS LIKE U NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT SOMETHING AND GET A LIFE HAHA
May 24th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
The person who wrote this must be very immature and narrow minded. Society has brainwashed you into thinking in a certain way. Go find you own mind, or get a damned job, lol.