Can Emo Kids Be Muscular?
As a rule, no they can’t.
In order to be Emo you must be either seriously underweight or obese. If you have a toned body then you have nothing to be sad about. Only guys with ribs hanging out or guys who have man breasts are fit to inherit the kingdom of Emo Heaven.
If you’re an Emo and you’re becoming too muscular then stop going to the gym immediately and start on a high fat diet. Otherwise stop eating altogether. It’s one or the other, folks.
Most Emo Girls are repulsed by muscles as they believe only Jocks should have them.
If you want to stay muscular and realise deep inside that the Emo Lifestyle is retarded then stop being Emo and join the army.
We need more young, patriotic Americans to fight the war on Terror abroad. Emo’s are no use to anyone as the only people they fight are themselves.
May 27th, 2009 at 4:44 am
I’d prolly be a bit underweight if I didn’t work out so much. :/
I don’t even LIKE working out.