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Can Scene Girls Be Fat? Is Obesity Sexy For Emo Boys?

Previously as a rule, Scene Girls had to be stick thin in order to be accepted into mainstream society.

These days a lot has changed. Thinness is now considered to be a symptom of conformity is now frowned upon in Emo circles. Obesity is the new thin in scene! If you walk past any McDonalds or Burger King right now you’ll see hundreds of Emo Scene Girls in there wolfing down as much junk food down their necks as they possibly can.

It’s a terrifying phenomona! Especially since fat scene girls are now mindlessly attacking thinner Emo Girls in the street for revenge. It’s not uncommon to see a fat scene girl sitting on an anorexic Emo Chick’s chest in an attempt to suffocate her.

Emo Boys generally couldn’t be happier at this outcome. Men generally like women with curves!

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