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This is quite incredible. I never knew that Canadians were a war like people but it seems that I’m wrong.  This emo girl has single handedly declared war on everyone who is not emo. It’s brilliant how she talks about Emo as a growing movement. For a minute you’d think she’s trying to get an army together. Christ can you imagine that? A rabble of pale emos marching towards the jocks wielding broken vodka bottles?

I love how she reinforces every single negative stereotype about the Emo movement in this video. Well apart from cutting and drinking vodka. I guess she left all of that for afterwards.

I think she needs to chill the fuck out. What was all of that shit about people ramming emos in their car? Is she tripping? She seems to be totally paranoid! I bet she believes that she’s victimised by traffic lights turning red when she’s driving. OMG! They must be controlled by the jocks! God hates me! Everyone is out to get me!

5 Responses to “Canadian Emo Scene Kid In Call To War Against Everyone In Video”

  1. michael Says:
    November 26th, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    she’s cool and she’s true

  2. jkp_emogirl_fortrue Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 2:35 am

    HELL YEA! THAT GIRL IS RIGHT, I GOT HELD UP AGAINST A WALL AND BEAT THE SHT OUT OF BECAUSE OF WHATI LOOK LIKE!!! I HATE POSERS, AND JOCKS AND PREPS, AND ANYONE WHO HATES ON EMOS BECAUSE OF HOW THEY LOOK AND THEIR REPUTATION AS AN ALL! ITS ANNOYING AS ALL HELL! SOME EMOS HAVE DEPRESSION/BIPOLAR AND THEY DRESS THE WAY THEY DRESS! OTHERS DRESS THAT WAY TO BE PART OF THE STYLE, AKA POSERS, BUT SOME END UP CUTTING BY INFLUENCE! NOT 3, NOT 4, NOT EVEN 5 BUT 14, 14!!!!!!!!!!!!!, OF MY FRIENDS(11)/FAMILY(3) HAVE COMMITED SUICIDE, SINCE SEPTEMBER 21 2007, AND IVE SEEN 4 OF THEM AND IT HAUNTS ME EVERY DAMN DAY! GET A CLUE, STOP UR HATING!! email me if u agree (haterz mails will be deleted and blocked: jenhaproctor@yahoo.com )

  3. somerandomdude Says:
    February 14th, 2009 at 11:43 pm

    most emos who cut are wannabes

  4. somerandomdude Says:
    February 14th, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    also this chick is awesome

  5. fhksgh Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Emos who say they hate jocks and preps are being stupid.
    We’re all people anyways.
    They’re doing the same thing that jocks and preps do.
    They say, “Oh, I hate them because they’re so mean.”
    Grow up. Maybe if you didn’t look like a chic they’d stop wanting to touch you. xD

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