In here I’ll post all sorts of demented ramblings about why Emo is awful. I know I diss Emo throughout the other categories but I’ll be even more vitriolic in here. So if you’re easily offended you are best visiting other lovely emo sites like Emo Corner or Emo Bucket.
Why do I hate Emos so much? Well I don’t. I just feel sorry for them. I mean every Emo I’ve ever seen as been completely miserable. They spend more time scratching away at their arms than living. And all of that alcohol can’t be good for their liver. You really have to worry for them. Obviously their parents don’t!
I’m Not Anti Emo. I Just Don’t Like Funny Emo Boys!
That's right, I just don't like Emos! Is it just me, or do they all dress and look the same? Every basic characteristic imaginable that you can think of; they all have that in common! They walk around with their long, jet black hair that covers their faces, thick black eyeliner, studded belts, converse shoes, [...]
Posted in Anti Emo | 6 Comments »>Emo Does Not Rock. It Sounds Like A Shopping Cart Rolling Down A Metal Staircase.
Ok I know that everybody is perfectly entitled to their own opinions of music. However, mine just happens to be that Emo is one of the worst types of music in the world. While most music seems to have a distinct purpose and even sometimes a message it seems that the goal of [...]
Posted in Anti Emo | 1 Comment »>Emo Suicide! The 21 Best, Alternative Ways To Kill Yourself.
Hello there my suicidal friend. If you were seriously contemplating suicide before reading this article then chances are you’ll be dead by the end of this article, now seek some proper help!
I suggest that you should only try any of these methods of suicide if you’re a skinhead, an ex-member of the Nazi party and/or [...]
Why Emo Sucks (And Why It Will Continue To Suck For All Eternity)
Cutting yourself is so 1995. Now I understand why emos do it though. If you’re as ugly as most of the emo people I’ve seen then you have a very valid reason to want to saw your arms off. Damn it! I’d saw my head off.
Emos kill. An old lady a few blocks away gassed [...]
Fall Out Boy Aren’t Really A Band - More Of A Mental Disorder
This is Fall Out Boy. They are all the rage with all of the young emos these days. I’ve been asked by my readers why I dislike the band. Well the truth is I don’t. I think they are hilarious. Look at the picture below for Gods sake.
They are serious musicians. Now for a little [...]
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