Emo Boys are icky and smelly. There are often insane and love stabbing themselves with biro pens. Their lives are invariably meaningless. They are bisexual and enjoy wearing their mothers underwear. They swear during funeral services and hate religion. Most emos enjoy urinating in public especially after getting smacked up on vodka at the local bar where they’ll also get beaten up by jocks out for emo blood.
Emo Boy Hair Sucks! Why All Emo Men Should Be Bald.
These emo kids and their funky hair just cracks me up, especially when I see the hair of an emo boy or even man. Their hair is just so awful! It's like these emos want to look like emus or something. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing bad about being an emu, but come on. [...]
Posted in Emo Boys | 13 Comments »>Don’t Cry Emo! How To Make An Emo Kid Cry. Emos Crying = Funny.
Dan is such a miserable git at times, it really doesn’t take much to make him cry. He seems to be always drying his eyes for goodness sake. I think I’ve perfected the art of reducing emo guys to tears! Here are a few of my favourite techniques.
Deny him access to your makeup bag. If [...]
Posted in Emo Boys | 68 Comments »>Emo Teens Clogging Up The Streets
I didn’t realise Emo was this huge until I stopped by the city hall the other day. The building was surrounded by a large group of emos who were smoking pot and staring blankly at the pavement. I really wanted to say something to them but Dan stopped me. Don’t these people have anything better [...]
Posted in Emo Boys | 7 Comments »>Emo Guys Making Out In Crap Bars = Not Fun
There’s this scummy emo bar in the centre of town called “The Palace” and it’s basically full of 18 year old emo men making out. We went there once thanks to a friend of Dan’s, he obviously had one thing on his mind and it wasn’t just the cheap booze. It was a horrible place. [...]
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