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Emo Clothes

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Emos have to wear clothes otherwise they’d be arrested like all of us. Emo clothes are conventionally very drab looking. You’ll never see an emo wearing anything but black or grey. Normally their clothes will be tattered and covered in cigarette burns.

Emo clothing stores are traditionallly very expensive which is why so many emos turn to shoplifting in thrift stores as an alternative. Nowadays emo girls are busy making their own clothes from common household items like bin liners. In this section I’ll offer tips on how to make your own emo clothes whilst dissauding emos from shoplifting at all. Remember kids, shoplifting is not a victimless crime!

All Emo Clothing is Absurd. It Makes Y’all Look Like Depressed Bats

I swear if I see one more Emo walking around looking like a depressed bat I am going to scream. Not only does the whole Emo style have no color and no originality but they look plain awful as well. There is not a single drop of creativity in any of those outfits [...]

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