Alternative Ways To Kill Yourself
A Day In The Life Of An Emo Kid
Your First Date With An Emo Boyfriend
Emo Girls converge around graveyards like depressed bats. They wear far too much make-up. They drink far too much gin. Their mascara is forever smudged all down their face. They are probably the most annoying things knowing to man but still they are quite cute. I’d just hate to be married to one. I mean you’d wake up covered in all sorts of cuts and bruises. I’m particularly scared by the Emo chicks who seem to think they are vampires. Too much alcohol.
Anyway this category contains various rantings about Emo Girls and is dedicated to the memory of the late, great McBojit who died at the hands of an Emo Chick who beat him to death in a pub in Inverness with his own shoes.
Can Scene Girls Be Fat? Is Obesity Sexy For Emo Boys?
Previously as a rule, Scene Girls had to be stick thin in order to be accepted into mainstream society.
These days a lot has changed. Thinness is now considered to be a symptom of conformity is now frowned upon in Emo circles. Obesity is the new thin in scene! If you walk past any McDonalds or [...]
How To Be An Emo Even If You’re Fat
Buy bigger clothes.
Don’t be ashamed of who you are.
Attack skinny emo chicks for hating on you.
You have every right to be Emo and fat. You’ve something to be genuinely upset about. Most think emo girls are spoilt daddy girl’s who cry when they aren’t allowed a new car. As a fat girl you must deal [...]
Can Emo Scene Girls Be Fat? Are They Sexy?
The answer is no, at least from hardline Emos who would like to remove obese people from their ranks indefinitely.
Whilst Emo Scene Girls pretend to be open-minded, most of their judgemental and depraved human beings .
I’ve seen Emo Scene Girls beating up on fat chicks simply because they are overweight. It’s not right and it’s [...]
Girl’s That Dress Emo Frighten Me. They Are Witches!
I am a bit frightened lately. I have recently seen a few Emo girls and they were so scary looking! I was not sure if I was looking at something that was dead, a witch, or even a new breed of vampire. The overall appearance of the female Emos really is awful. [...]
Posted in Emo Girls | 40 Comments »>Emo Girl Guys. I Can’t Tell The Difference Between Emo Men and Women!
If someone could please give me some assistance, it would be really helpful. I have seen men and women before, and while normally it is really easy to tell the difference, those Emos are really starting to screw with my head. Normally a quick glance at someone can pretty quickly tell you the [...]
Posted in Emo Girls | 19 Comments »>Emo Girls Smell. And They Have No Style.
I don’t think that I have ever smelt anything worse than that of an Emo girl. They just plain smell totally awful. Never in my life could I imagine the stench that they produce! I’m not sure if it has anything to do with being Emo or what, but something inside their body is creating [...]
Posted in Emo Girls | 22 Comments »>Self Harm in Emo Girls
Self harm in emo girls is now an epidemic in the United States. These people would stop at anything for a cut. I seen a girl walking down the street wielding a broadsword, sawing into her arm, while continuing on as normal. What’s next? I wouldn’t be surprised to see one of them wearing [...]
Posted in Emo Girls | 46 Comments »>Emo Suicide! The 23 Best, Alternative Ways To Kill Yourself.
Hello there my suicidal friend. If you were seriously contemplating suicide before reading this article then chances are you’ll be dead by the end of this article, now seek some proper help!
I suggest that you should only try any of these methods of suicide if you’re a skinhead, an ex-member of the Nazi party and/or [...]
