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Emo haircuts are hilarious looking. I mean why on earth would you ask a hair stylist to dye your hair 150 separate colors? Am I missing something here?
This category contains posts that definitively prove that emo hairstyles are ridiculous and that if you are even thinking of adopting a similar hairstyle then you are mentally deranged.
It’s true. Emos are intentionally destroying their eyesight by growing bangs over one eye. Since sight is restricted, the emo places significant strain on their other eye which must compensate for the lack of vision . This makes it difficult form them to drive without crashing into walls, grandma’s and police cruisers.
Which leads me to [...]
Hello there my suicidal friend. If you were seriously contemplating suicide before reading this article then chances are you’ll be dead by the end of this article, now seek some proper help!
I suggest that you should only try any of these methods of suicide if you’re a skinhead, an ex-member of the Nazi party and/or [...]
This is what it means to be emo everyone. This is the haircut you must adopt if you’re ever to become one of the chosen ones. Can’t you just smell the despair of this fellow? He probably hasn’t brushed his hair in about 8 years. He must maintain it’s consistency with healthy dashings of vodka, [...]
Posted in Emo Hairstyles | 56 Comments »>This one’s quite simple really, don’t cut or wash your hair for 6 months and eureka! Well actually there’s a bit more to it. You’ve got to brush your hair daily to get the tots out. It might also be necessary to wash your wig in the event that you contract head lice which is [...]
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