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A Day In The Life Of An Emo Kid





Your First Date With An Emo Boyfriend


Most emos have internet connections which they use to spread pictures of themselves in all kinds of ridiculous poses. In here I’ll hunt down all of the best online material as well as providing content that emos can use like usernames, icons and display pictures. I might even introduce a forum in here eventually depending upon how many poorly written death threats I receive from Emos in the coming months.
I’ll also show you how to detect a closet emo on Internet forums and how not to appear as one whilst conversing to friends on MSN. My biggest tip is to turn off the “What I’m Listening To” feature especially when you are playing the same My Chemical Romance track on repeat.
Talking to emos on MSN is not fun. I’ve had the misfortune of talking to hundreds of them over the last few years thanks to this site and it’s not a pleasurable experience.
First of all they’ll harass you to start a webcam conversation. If you accept they’ll strip naked, grab a knife from their desk [...]