Did you know that all emos are poets? Well they are! And fantastically bad ones at that. In this category you will find some hilarious poetry that you can laugh at. Feel free to show it to your children to scare them from ever becoming emo.
I’m currently opening a new section in the site where people can submit their own dark poetry to the site, so look out for that in the coming weeks. In the meantime you can amuse yourself here.
All Emo Poems Are Sad. Stop Writing Them! They Suck!
Have you ever read a happy little poem that was written by an Emo? Think hard. Nope, don't stop thinking, keep trying. It is no big surprise that no one has ever read a good poem that was written by an Emo. You know the reason why? Those poems just plain jane suck. How can [...]
Posted in Emo Poetry | 17 Comments »>Emo Suicide! The 21 Best, Alternative Ways To Kill Yourself.
Hello there my suicidal friend. If you were seriously contemplating suicide before reading this article then chances are you’ll be dead by the end of this article, now seek some proper help!
I suggest that you should only try any of these methods of suicide if you’re a skinhead, an ex-member of the Nazi party and/or [...]
A New Emo Poem From Dan. This One Is Twisted and Depressing
Godzilla is Death
Godzilla is Death
My veins are blue.
The link……..
I don’t have.
A
Fecking
Clue.
It’s closing in, day by day
Closet homos are closet gays
Why can’t I stay in a hollowed place,
like a womb, just like any other room?
She won’t wash my underwear anymore
And I dunno how to do the laundry
I wanna smash something over my head
I really wanna brain [...]
One Of The Worst Emo Cutting Poems Ever?
Dan loves writing poetry. In fact he’s sends reams of it daily, either via snail mail or texts. The only reason I still read them is because they are rather funny. You might think it’s cruel to laugh at someone with a mental disorder - but please remember Dan has never cut himself. He’s too [...]
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