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In here I’ll list some of the most hilarious annoying Emo Quotes and Sayings I’ve ever heard. It’s one that you just can’t afford to miss.
“Life is worthless. I wish I was a flower” is typical of the sort of stuff Emos come out with. And it never ends. Emos spend most of their hours quoting Gerard Way and repeating depressing mantras like “I Hate Myself And I Want to Die”. In my experience all Emos are the same and people who refuse to conform to their ways and adopt their sayings are removed from the group and sent to Emo purgatory.
Here we are! A compilation of some of Dan’s best emoisms from the past week.
“Life is worthless. Would you please leave me Evelyn so that I can end it all? You’re the only reason I’m living for and I wanna start dying.”
“Mother suspects that I’m a gayer. She stormed into the room with your dress [...]