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The Definition of Emo

Emo Self Harm

Why do Emos self harm so much? Why are they always seemingly considering suicide and ranting about voices in their head. In this category I’ll put posts that are related to all sorts of issues regarding mental health, cutting and suicide. None of it is to be taken seriously. If you’re feeling suicidal please visit here. Whatever you do, don’t put on a Joy Division or Radiohead CD otherwise that’ll just tip you right over the edge. Literally.

The overall aim of this category is to bring some comic relief to an otherwise grim topic. So remember be safe. And if you must cut, cut cheese.

Alternatives To Emo Cutting - Razors Are For Shaving Not For Slicing

OK so as an Emo you cut. It ironically helps to ease the pain, yet it harms your body and your family assuming they manage to find out. Well there are alternatives out there to cutting that will harm you and no-one else and I’ve listed them below.

Watch all of Michael Moore’s films back to [...]

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Tickle Me Emo - The Depressed Cousin of Elmo

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This is brilliant although unfortunately it seems to be missing an attempted suicide facility. Imagine if you were showing grandma this at Christmas and it just blew up. She’d be picking bits of ‘Emo’ out of her face for the rest of her life, [...]

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The Emo Diaries - A Day In The Life Of A Emo Kid Cutter. Emo Kid Suicide.

7am : I wake up. The sun comes up another day begins and I’m not even worried about the state I’m in. I stare in the mirror and see a fat shapeless entity with no cheekbones. I shed my first tear of the day. How did I get like this? Where did it all go [...]

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