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Emos Crying

This category is dedicated to what Emo’s do best - crying! I’ll offer advice on how to deal with an emo who won’t stop crying. I’ll also provide tips on how to make an emo kid cry.

Are you an parent with an emo child who won’t stop crying? Well then I’ll give you advice on how to deconvert your child from the emo scene. This is just a small taster of the stuff I’ll be providing in this section.

Emo Boy Kids Crying In The Bathroom

Every time I use a public toilet these days I’m always propositioned by an emo crying in the cubicle next to me asking if I have any vodka or mascara on me. The most shocking thing is that they don’t even wait until I’ve finished taking a crap. I’ll be sitting there with my ass [...]

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Emos Should Be Arrested For Crying In Public

I’ve had it.
I’ve had enough of this shit. I’m fucking tired of my idiot boyfriend weeping in public over absolutely nothing. He spent hours yesterday howling at the ground towards a dead bird. I told him to either get himself together or find a new girlfriend. Honest to God I was ready to pick the [...]

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