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This category is dedicated to what Emo’s do best - crying! I’ll offer advice on how to deal with an emo who won’t stop crying. I’ll also provide tips on how to make an emo kid cry.
Are you an parent with an emo child who won’t stop crying? Well then I’ll give you advice on how to deconvert your child from the emo scene. This is just a small taster of the stuff I’ll be providing in this section.
I’m An Emo Boy And Emo Scene Girls Hate Me Because I Cut Myself
If this is the case then stop cutting immediately. It’s not hard to do, especially if it’s just an annoying habit (which is the case for most Emos).
Please be aware that Gerard Way is lying to you when he says that you need to cut yourself in order to appear attractive to the opposite sex. [...]
Posted in Emos Crying | 1 Comment »>Emo Boy Kids Crying In The Bathroom
Every time I use a public toilet these days I’m always propositioned by an emo crying in the cubicle next to me asking if I have any vodka or mascara on me. The most shocking thing is that they don’t even wait until I’ve finished taking a crap. I’ll be sitting there with my ass [...]
Posted in Emos Crying | 5 Comments »>Emos Should Be Arrested For Crying In Public
I’ve had it.
I’ve had enough of this shit. I’m fucking tired of my idiot boyfriend weeping in public over absolutely nothing. He spent hours yesterday howling at the ground towards a dead bird. I told him to either get himself together or find a new girlfriend. Honest to God I was ready to pick the [...]
