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This category will hold posts that explore the connection between homosexuality and Emos. Most of the posts will be fabricated rumors about Pete Wentz’s sexuality. You shouldn’t miss it for the world!
Am I A Gay Emo Kid? I Think Emo Guys Are Hot!
Yes, you are Gay.
Now it’s time to come out of the closet and announce your conversion to all of your friends.
If you live in Alabama, be sure to wait until your Father has dropped anything that could be used a weapon before announcing your homosexuality otherwise you’re likely to receive a knife in the head [...]
Posted in Gay Emo | 6 Comments »>Why Does My Punk Friend Want To Be A Gay Emo Boy?
Your friend is obviously going through a difficult period in his life. He might be tired of being continually rejected by females, so by converting to emo he is open to loving men - thus doubling his chances of finding true love.
You should consider the possibility that he’s just doing this for attention. Most emos [...]
Posted in Gay Emo | 4 Comments »>Surefire Signs That Your Emo Boyfriend Is Gay.
Does he run into your room regularly late at night screaming about candid nightmares involving Pete Wentz, his ass and a leather whip?
Does he wash more than 2 times a month?
Has he alluded to his desire to chop off his cock in the name of Communism?
Does he refer to your mother as darling?
Has he ever [...]
