Chasing Fat Emos Is The Most Hilarious Thing Ever
Whenever I see a fat Emo in the street I love to intimidate them by running at them. The fatter the Emo is the better. It’s brilliant just seeing them waddling away like a penguin, sweating and weeping furiously. In many cases they’ll become so upset that they’ll start slapping themselves around the head in order to cope with the stress. Since I have a heart I’ll back off if they become too distressed. But I’ll run at them even faster once they’ve composed themselves.
I reckon Emo Chasing should be an Olympic sport. Gerard Way could help make this a reality by forcing Emo fans into devouring fast quanities of cheese burgers and fried cheese. Once we have enough fat Emos, we could then line them up and run at them and the person that wins will be the one who makes the most Emo kids cry. Which obviously wouldn’t be too hard. It’d be like pushing over the old women in GTA IV.
If you haven’t already chased a fat Emo, give it a go today. Remember, don’t be cruel. If the Emo is in obvious distress, back off a little bit and be sure to signal your intentions by shouting something like “AM ONLY CHASING U, PLZ CONTINUE RUNNING MR/MRS FAT EMO!!!!!!!”
We need to make this a sport that both participants enjoy. It can’t be like fox hunting.
March 22nd, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Gerard Way would never do that to his fans.
We love him…and he loves us for that.
MCRmy for life.
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April 14th, 2009 at 8:00 am
Because you have a heart? BECAUSE YOU HAVE A HEART? Well where is it, up your ass?