Cheap Emo Clothes - Scene Fashion For Boys And Girls
Have no money but want to dress Emo? Well we’re here to help with the following guide which shows you how you can use common household items to dress alternative.
The cheapest and most fetching accessory that an Emo can wear is a black refuse bag. Simply buy a 10 pack of them from Walmart, use scissors to cut out holes for your arms and legs and then slip it on. The best thing is that you can easily create new refuse dresses if you happen to destroy one by accident.
Next why not try wearing KFC chicken bones as earrings? Not only do battered chicken legs make great looking accessories but you’ll have a delicious dinner as well! Just be sure to scrape all of the chicken batter off the bone before putting them on your ear otherwise you’ll attract the attention of the homeless and other slothering beasts.
Instead of buying expensive black lipstick why not buy charcoal instead and liberally apply it across your mouth? The charcoal will come in handy too if you ever need your stomach pumped (which is a likely scenario especially if you eat at KFC regularly).
Why buy underwear when you can use your mothers lace curtains as panties? Whilst your mom’s out at work, hack them down with a knife and just sling them around your waist. Just make sure that you don’t crap yourself whilst wearing the curtains otherwise you’ll have to come up with an interesting explanation at the laundrettes.
And finally if you’re an emo you’ll need to have at least 25 tattoos! As you already know tattoos aren’t cheap. Unless you do them yourself of course. Buy a permanent black marker pen and start scribbling freely on your arm. It worked for GG Allin and it’ll work for you. Just be sure to plan the tattoos out beforehand on paper otherwise they’ll look horrific. And no matter how tempting it may seem, never ever tattoo your tongue. You’ll either choke on the marker pen or poison yourself with the ink.
November 4th, 2008 at 7:19 am
WHAT THE HELL!!!! How dare you diss emos. WTF!!! Your such a b!tch/bastard for writing this sh!t! I had a different impression on what this site was for, i thought that it would be entertaining, but it was ridiculing! WTF, WTF, WTF!!!!! Why the fuck would you write this filthy sh!t?!
December 11th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
u tell em kat lol. i love emo’s i am emo. so who ever the fuck wants to say something say it on here or send it 2 my mail and guess what!? EMO ROX and their jelous cuz they can’t pull it off!!!!!!
December 14th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
hah this was entertaining and why sit and waste the time to read all of it then snivel and bitch about it? yal are the ridiculous ones following rhe stupid trendy ways lmao
January 1st, 2009 at 11:30 pm
yeah you whiny cunts are pathetic. Get a sense of humour, lifes not so fucking serious.
January 7th, 2009 at 2:58 am
whoever wrote this is a LOSER!