Cheap Emo Clothes - Scene Fashion For Boys And Girls
Have no money but want to dress Emo? Well we’re here to help with the following guide which shows you how you can use common household items to dress alternative.
The cheapest and most fetching accessory that an Emo can wear is a black refuse bag. Simply buy a 10 pack of them from Walmart, use scissors to cut out holes for your arms and legs and then slip it on. The best thing is that you can easily create new refuse dresses if you happen to destroy one by accident.
Next why not try wearing KFC chicken bones as earrings? Not only do battered chicken legs make great looking accessories but you’ll have a delicious dinner as well! Just be sure to scrape all of the chicken batter off the bone before putting them on your ear otherwise you’ll attract the attention of the homeless and other slothering beasts.
Instead of buying expensive black lipstick why not buy charcoal instead and liberally apply it across your mouth? The charcoal will come in handy too if you ever need your stomach pumped (which is a likely scenario especially if you eat at KFC regularly).
Why buy underwear when you can use your mothers lace curtains as panties? Whilst your mom’s out at work, hack them down with a knife and just sling them around your waist. Just make sure that you don’t crap yourself whilst wearing the curtains otherwise you’ll have to come up with an interesting explanation at the laundrettes.
And finally if you’re an emo you’ll need to have at least 25 tattoos! As you already know tattoos aren’t cheap. Unless you do them yourself of course. Buy a permanent black marker pen and start scribbling freely on your arm. It worked for GG Allin and it’ll work for you. Just be sure to plan the tattoos out beforehand on paper otherwise they’ll look horrific. And no matter how tempting it may seem, never ever tattoo your tongue. You’ll either choke on the marker pen or poison yourself with the ink.
November 4th, 2008 at 7:19 am
WHAT THE HELL!!!! How dare you diss emos. WTF!!! Your such a b!tch/bastard for writing this sh!t! I had a different impression on what this site was for, i thought that it would be entertaining, but it was ridiculing! WTF, WTF, WTF!!!!! Why the fuck would you write this filthy sh!t?!
December 11th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
u tell em kat lol. i love emo’s i am emo. so who ever the fuck wants to say something say it on here or send it 2 my mail and guess what!? EMO ROX and their jelous cuz they can’t pull it off!!!!!!
December 14th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
hah this was entertaining and why sit and waste the time to read all of it then snivel and bitch about it? yal are the ridiculous ones following rhe stupid trendy ways lmao
January 1st, 2009 at 11:30 pm
yeah you whiny cunts are pathetic. Get a sense of humour, lifes not so fucking serious.
January 7th, 2009 at 2:58 am
whoever wrote this is a LOSER!
January 13th, 2009 at 2:50 am
Whoever wrote thiis fukkin crap about emo ppl iisz stupid nd needsz 2 get a liife nd stop beiing a labliist pig.Emo ppl r the realest,coolest,nd open ppl that there iisz nd probalyy emotionalyy stronger than u stupiid azzez that wrote thiis.Oohh nd iin case ur wonderiing ii am emo nd ii dont cut nd not alwayysz depressed.STOP THE FREAKKIN HATE ND SPREAD THE LOVE
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Apparently emo people use too many exclamation marks, and can’t spell worth shit.
February 1st, 2009 at 9:20 pm
You are a fucking bitch/bastard why would you set this up just to diss emos. Have you ever actually met an emo just because we are different you feel it gives you the right to label us.You need to grow up and accept people
February 15th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
People are Entitled to there own opinion however stupid it may be.
March 1st, 2009 at 8:25 pm
wow de whole lotta use ave way too much times on ur hand…go get a job!!!!! pricks”!!!!
March 9th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Pwnt ur a f4g omg l33th4x.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
This is cute.. All “emo” people that are offended by this are being ridiculous.
March 27th, 2009 at 9:53 am
emo is short of emotional….So we r emotionaly Heart-closeD HUHU emo fashion rules…I love ya all emo <33 hate u fakersS so much ^^
March 27th, 2009 at 9:55 am
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add me emo ppl….See ya ’round….AgainN emo ROX…Don’t fake it u’ll make it xD luv ya all…See ya
April 10th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Oh gosh. Seriously, people need to have a sense of humour. I think it’s funny… that people can get so worked up about something. If you don’t like it…don’t read it. Simple really. People who label themselves as “emo” tend to be the ones that just like making a scene. Real emotional people don’t really shout about it. To the writer of this, fingers uncrossed… you rock!
May 8th, 2009 at 5:56 am
You are fucking bitch/bastard!!!
When all emo view this blog I hope they kill you!
Damn, stupid, you are is a fool pig!!
All you say is bullshit!!! ANTI EMO IS FUCKING BITCH!!!
Shit blog!
May 20th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
OMG WHO EVER MADE THIS SHITTY WEBSITE SHOULD GO DIE IN THE STUPID FUCKING SEWER THT YOU DRUG UR GAY SELF OUT OF!!!!!!! EMO ISNT EVEN WHAT PPL THNK IT IS ALL IT IS IS A TYPE OF MUSIC AND THEM PPL LIKE HOW THE PPL WHO SUNG THE MUSIC DREESED SO THEY DRESSED LIKE THEM AND THEY DIDNT WEAR MOTHER FUCKING TRASH BAGS JUST TIGHT CLOTHS(on ocations) i think that this website should be deleted and the doosh ass hole that wrote this should Get arested and sentenced the death penaltiy so they can go rot in hell where they fucking belong you stupiD FAG!!!!!!
May 23rd, 2009 at 5:37 am
You didn’t mention thrift stores.
I got a good vest there for five dollars, and there was a neat black messenger bag there for 10.
June 13th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
this…is a pitiful website…its gay…emos shouldn’t be fucking dissed lik this…this site should just die, its really depressing…i didn’t even read all of it its tht gay…
July 15th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
May I Just Say THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!! usually when people slag off emo’s its like..get a grip..cos they make same old borng comments, but this…i nearly PISSED MYSELF. and as sumone who used to get called ‘emo’ just’cos i like in skinny jeans, i know how the abuse can be, but fucking hell this is GREAT