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Emo Suicide! The 21 Best, Alternative Ways To Kill Yourself.

Hello there my suicidal friend. If you were seriously contemplating suicide before reading this article then chances are you’ll be dead by the end of this article, now seek some proper help!

I suggest that you should only try any of these methods of suicide if you’re a skinhead, an ex-member of the Nazi party and/or Pat Robertson.

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  1. Gas yourself to death with Mother’s hairspray. If she tries to stop you halfway through, spray it directly into her face and continue on as normal.
  2. Go outside and find a large rock. Now run a hot bath. Bring the rock with you into the bath and use it as a sponge. Don’t stop until all of your skin’s been eroded (you’ll lose consciousness a long time before this point).
  3. Turn up at a Nazi meeting, dressed as your grandmother, draped in an Israeli flag. Make a pass at the first skinhead you see. If he doesn’t acknowledge you, dance over to his genitals and kiss him on the balls.
  4. Go on a hunger strike and lock yourself in the cupboard. If anyone tries to rescue you, threaten to ring the police.
  5. Visit your local zoo, strip naked, scale the fencing to the tiger enclosure and go for a piggy back on the alpha male.
  6. Go and see Coldplay play. Your heart is bound to stop from abject misery 20 minutes into the set. Even before they get to ‘Yellow’.
  7. Lie on the freeway with a massive notice by you with the message ‘The first person to run me over, wins $20,000″. Be sure to write down your parent’s phone number down, clearly in big characters.
  8. Arrange a meetup with ANYONE from Dark Starlings. The member-base is solely comprised of serial killers and cock-doctors.
  9. Run into your nearest military base draped in the Iraq flag. If this doesn’t get you shot, ask for the sergeant and call him an unpatriotic, commie, horse lover.
  10. Fly to Tennessee with your girlfriend/boyfriend, enter a bar and announce that your lover isn’t a relative.
  11. Buy a bottle of vodka, pour all it into a tall container, break the bottle over your own head and pour all of the broken glass and blood into the vodka. Drink and bleed until the lights go out.
  12. Eat at McDonalds for a year, crap into a black bag and at the end of it all, ingest the contents of the bag. If your body hasn’t already went into toxic shock after 6 months of the diet, you are Satan and therefore invincible. I recommend placing the bag over your head, travelling down to Houston, Texas, once there announcing you’re the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.
  13. Arrange for Michael Moore to squat and fart on your face.
  14. Join the US military before the troops withdraw from Iraq. You’ve got to be quick as this is imminent! Once you make it out to Iraq, dress up as the Statue of Liberty and stand as still as possible just like one of those street performers. Ask one of your colleagues to write “If Allah was real, you’d shoot me in the balls!” in capital letters (preferably in Iraqi).
  15. Clean your asshole with a hedgehog twice a day for a year. Beware, this is a slowwww, painful way to die.
  16. Go to your local water supply dressed as Osama Bin Laden, ring 911 and tell the authorities that you’re about to take a crap in the water supply.  Wait until the swat team arrive and lunge wildly at the tallest one there.
  17. Lock a boa constrictor in your neighbours mail box, sneak out at night and taunt the snake by waving your ass in at it.
  18. Drive to a forest outside Mountain Hat in Canada dressed solely in a jacket made of ham. Do not move until the bears arrive.
  19. Buy 500 rolls of black lipstick and eat them all over an hour long period. Refrain from vomiting or calling the emergency services and you should die within the next 96 hours.
  20. Masturbate to this picture of Condoleezza Rice for 24 hours straight without cumming. After the 24th hour your heart will explode out of principle.
  21. Change your name officially to Jesus Christ, move to Houston, Texas and wear a pink toga with the words “I’m A Queer, Darling!” scrawled on it in black ink. Dance into the nearest Baptist Church and scream “The Rapture Cometh” before masturbating furiously in front of the minister. God will strike you down before your balls explode. Either that or one of the old ladies at the front will gouge your eyes out with a pen.

78 Responses to “Emo Suicide! The 21 Best, Alternative Ways To Kill Yourself.”

  1. sdsgs Says:
    October 6th, 2007 at 8:20 am

    Lame. Not even funny. Just stupid.

  2. EroticFarts Says:
    October 7th, 2007 at 9:22 pm

    Fail. :]

  3. emo Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    which one did you tried and can recommend me?

  4. Kirst. Says:
    October 23rd, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    It doesn’t work.

    so no.

  5. Yeee Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 7:25 pm

    hahahaha that is so funny, especially the one about michael moore hahaha

  6. ANONYMOUS Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 9:29 pm

    DUDE UR STUPID

  7. Monobi Says:
    October 27th, 2007 at 4:45 am

    Those are not such good ways…

    I advise:
    Paracetamol.
    About 6 can kill, i think.

    Hanging
    May not work first time. Painful and leaves a statement! Haha.

    Slit wrists
    Painful, and somewhat slow. But once your done, you have about 15 mins to contact people for final goodbyes. Then another 5 to bleed to death with no control. Its rude to leave without saying goodbye! Wether its life or your grandparents house!

    Ofcourse, all of this is NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!! Apart from the rude bit on the last one. Disrespectful..

  8. Smiley Says:
    October 29th, 2007 at 2:10 am

    Haha, How can you say It dosent work?
    Tried It much? ;p

  9. Funny =] Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 9:47 am

    this made me laugh and my freind Jack

  10. NooFunny Says:
    November 3rd, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    here you ar not funny in the slitest your a fuckin mongo that should be shot.I was actaulll lookin for a way to kill myself ass hole now you have wasted 5 mminutes of my lifee grrrrr!!!!!!!! curse you im a blck witch and i am planting a eveil and horrbbile spell on you!!.Thy Ceee Kloese oooh fra malla deee now uv read ihtt ur cursed for life you prick

  11. NooFunny can't spell. Says:
    November 6th, 2007 at 7:41 am

    I laughed more at the person who said that they were a black witch (If the headache you get from trying to read his/her comment doesn’t kill you… then the laughter at how stupid they sound will)

    Hahahahahahahaha…..

    Crack up.

  12. emo beater Says:
    November 13th, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    hey you fucking emos get away from the black close move to a new city where some normal shit and get a life it really works trust me!!! and for only $20.00 i can get you a girlfriend…….

  13. emo killer Says:
    November 13th, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    thats funny as hell all emos are littil bitches that like to take it in the as so if your so sad go ad fucking killl your self with a dildo fagot ………by by sunshine

  14. emo killer Says:
    November 13th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    any guy that wares makeup should be shot

  15. mancans Says:
    January 11th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    yall are some twisted sons of a bitches… im thinkin of doin the Mcdonalds one though….

  16. oops i did it again Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 9:08 am

    Not practical not funny
    But here: Hahaha
    How about this:
    Sit on a gas stove and turn on the flames

  17. im right behind you Says:
    February 9th, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    a good one is to get some really sharp cheese wire and nail it to the ceiling. now get on a stool and glue your hands to your head with the strongest glue possible. now jump. it looks like you ripped your own head off.

  18. Ricky Munoz Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    Ay. :]]]

    Ill use the iraqy thing. :]]]]

  19. beth Says:
    March 2nd, 2008 at 6:15 am

    bitch your making fun of emos.im emo

  20. skull Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 6:01 am

    these suicide attempts dont work im in the fucking hospital because of u. i tried out the hairspray one, i want to die

  21. accis Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    please add

    Perform a large scale robbery of either a bank, rich person, or animal charity. Take your suicidal friends with you if possible. If you succeed use the money to move to a small island and be happy for the rest of your life. If you are caught set your hair on fire and scream that youll ever be taken alive. Either way your either dead or your problems are solved.

    Look for me in the next major robbery

  22. vesna Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    ..dose the one with hair spray work ????? tell me plzzz digeycat@hotmail.com thx

  23. notfunny Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 7:34 am

    some people are actually suicidal and might try this. way to kill a billion people.
    :/

  24. spook Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 10:02 am

    hae u emo killa dood shut ur fucking face u asshole just bcause we have feelings asssssssholllle

  25. carli Says:
    May 8th, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    u guys r fucked up..get sum help!!!!propa help.. nt this typa help…..

  26. School Nurse Says:
    May 10th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    I’m a school nurse & you wouldn’t believe how many of the “emo” kids cut. They call themselves “emo,” by the way. We’ve sent at least a dozen kids to the local psychiatric hospital for self-injury and suicidal ideation just during this school year. About 90% of those kids were self identified “emo” kids. Sadly, it did not surprise me when the news broke that that 13-year-old girl killed herself in the UK. I really feel terrible for her family! I was pretty confused about the whole “emo” thing until one of the kids showed me the website http://whatisemo.bravehost.com/. Once I saw that site, I understand the issue much better now; please take the time to view this and protect yourself and your loved ones.

  27. Rachel Says:
    May 16th, 2008 at 2:34 am

    Ummm well it’s officilal i have passed rock bottom once agen only this time i might be takin ppl with me and i dont want that…I am datin this guy and it hasn’t even been a month yet and i all i can thik bout it my ex i feel like such a horrlible person like all i ever do is hurt people and i have had enuf i know they will all be better with out me i just need a peaceful way to go any suggetions?

  28. jerrycherry7 Says:
    May 21st, 2008 at 2:31 am

    umm dis is dumb it doesn’t work so don’t waste your time but it is funny ^_*

  29. Craig SA Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Laughter occurs deep in my darkened soul. Tears of pain and anguish subside momentarily. Sacrifice yourself for me, the god of emos. People will google me, oh yes they will google me.

  30. emo killer IS A BASTARD Says:
    June 4th, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    ‘emo killer’ do the world a faver and shut the fuck up and just because we have feelings and don’t act ‘hard’ go get a fucking life and GROW UP you are a lonely little ass
    And im a guy and i wear makeup you gonna shoot me!?!?! Im soo scared im shiting myself JOKE like i said grow up and get a life you little sad bastard

  31. ben Says:
    June 8th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    im a punk/emo nd if i was to kill my self i would get a grenade and go and hug our prime minister.

  32. not impressed Says:
    August 16th, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    this is not a funny site. things like this is not a joke. and its sad that it has come to this, and people making sites like this one.honestly you people are sick bastards. people shouldnt be taunted and ridiculed for their choices in clothing, outlook on life, or anything. and ive been labled “emo” by mi peers.. i had a good life.. then people started calling me emo.. and thats what i became.. and ive tried to end mi life way too many times, and ive ended up in the ER 8 times too many. because peole made comments like some that are written on this site. and if ur trying to be funny by putting down things like this well , sorry to break ut yo you.. your really not. think about the people who are on the reciving end of these comments. its not any better then burning all eternity in hell, the things we go through you people dont know you go home know you have 1 friend knowing the reason your addicted to cocaine is becaue they promised theyd stop if you stayed at the party and one nigts hit was all it took. im a mess, because people started being like you, behind mi back and to my face. Just think about how it will effect others.

  33. Emos Are Gay Says:
    August 17th, 2008 at 1:01 am

    To not impressed,

    Grow the fuck up. And you deserve to be ridiculed if you’ve tried to kill yourself 8 times and parade it as if it’s something to be proud of.

    You’re worse than Hitler.

  34. hannah Says:
    August 27th, 2008 at 4:11 am

    fuck you most of the pics your have are goth not emo so go fuck yourself and get a life instead of wasting your time bagging on emos

  35. crazyniggafromb-more Says:
    August 29th, 2008 at 12:08 am

    EMO’S ARE FAGS.
    THAT SUMS IT UP.
    EVERYONE WILL AGREE.
    EXCEPT FOR FAGS.
    SO U DONT HAVE A SAY IN THIS.
    FAGS.

    TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF ISN’T SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF.

    U WANNA DIE.
    HIT MY CELL.
    $300 thats all im asking.

    Just sell a bunch of your shit. You wont use it anyways. AFTER YOU ARE DEAD. And u dont have any friends so u dont have shit to give away and u obviously hate your family and the world.

    I’LL DO THIS FAVOR FOR YOU. I CAN MAKE IT PAINFUL IF U WANT, OR MAYBE NOT SO MUCH. UP TO U HOMIEZZ!!!
    302-587-5215

  36. ZumiaC Says:
    September 2nd, 2008 at 10:32 am

    i personally dont think those are affective

  37. riskingfailure Says:
    September 2nd, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    um… “emos are gay” is it? they didn’t say they were proud… they said it was a damn shame that it had to come to that, and it is… and really no one is worse than hitler. to say that is the most wretched thing. for one thing, trying to kill yourself doesn’t make you like hitler. hitler killed himself for he knew he’d done wrong and that if he allowed himself to be taken in, he might have to suffer what he’d been putting people through for quite some time. he didn’t do it because he was depressed, he did it because he wasn’t man enough to face what he deserved.
    and there’s nothing wrong with being emo. it’s a fucking subculture, for christ’s sake.
    the greater majority of these suicide suggestions are insulting, especially the last one… i’m an atheist and i find that insulting.

  38. Emo and fucking proud Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 2:59 am

    SIMPLY JUST MESSED UP. GET A LIFE. EVERYONE HAS A LIFE, YOUR RACE, YOUR PAST, YOUR FUTURE, YOUR PRESENT, AND YOUR RELIGION AND STYLE ARE WHAT MAKE YOU YOU. WAT YOU SAY THOUGH MAKES THE MOST OF YOU. DONT SAY CRAP LIKE THIS HOMIE.

  39. Emo and fucking proud Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 3:01 am

    IM PROUD OF WHO I AM:

    BLACK
    ARABIC
    WHITE
    ASIAN
    EMO
    ATHEIST
    A TWIN
    A REAL PERSON

    PPL WHO TAKE TIME TO POST SHIT LIKE YOU, DONT HAVE ENOUGH THINGS TO DO IN THEIR LIFE.

  40. fuckingfunny Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 2:29 am

    Lol this is fucking brilliant I laugh my ass off all the way through. Fucking funny. Cheer the fuck up emos, 99% of you have no real problems and are not emos but like to think you are (as if you would?)
    shut the fuck up you know inside that these are funny. This person who posted these suicide methods is a fucking genius they are fucking funny

  41. Dain Tree Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 5:59 am

    Ok, y do ppl hate us, emos, all we do is cut and try to kill ourselfs, I mean its not bad. its our way of dilling with life. So whats yours?

  42. Emos Are Gay Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 9:31 am

    So your way of dealing with life is to end your life?

    Do you realize how retarded that sounds?

  43. Dain Tree Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    No not realy, I will live a bit longer, I have a wondrefule life, I get what ever I want when I want. I get good grads, and evething. I just don’t like who I am. But I will live till I can leve home and go to clollegs and live in a dorm, all I realy want to do is rip up my flesh. You know before my mom found my blad (no I did not get supised) I would cut 100 times each night. So its horible that its gone now. And its not ratarded to us, emos. sorry but if you have lived a day in my life than you would do the same things as I do. It was gread hereaing from you. But I still want to know y ppl hate us. and whats bad with what we do.

  44. Dain Tree Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    Oh, and just to let u know, not all emos are mean, or what eve. And not all are gay, well the girls can’t be, and I’m not an lesbo. But whats wrong with takeing a blad and runing it accrous your lag/ wrist/ sholder/ where ever? I mean tis fun. Realy, you would have a great time doing it. I turned emo in 6th grad because I wanted to help them, and the first step to helping ppl is to understand where they are coming from, and I still want to help ppl by becoming a phylolgist. And then I sorta got addict, no big. At least I’m not smoking or drinking, or doing drougs, right? All I’m doing is cuting. (oh and please don’t junk up my myspace, I only put it up so that if u want to talk seares than contact me, ok?)

  45. Dain Tree Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    http://www.myspace.com/wlborjjh

  46. Shell Bell Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 10:08 pm

    I know I’m going to get a lot of spam and stuff and a lot of people being mad at me, but this is my opnion, and the great thing about where I live is that I’m allowed to express it. I used to cut myself, I’m not proud of this, but I’m not going to be ashamed and hide my past either. I know what I’ve done, and even though I wish I hadn’t done it, I can accept my mistakes and learn from them. I don’t know how all emos feel, because we aren’t all just one society. And you people who think we are, are misinformed, and shouldn’t just catagorise us like that. Everyone’s different. And for me, being emo made sense. I did try to kill myself. But that was before I turned emo, and I regret it, and am thankful most of the time that I didn’t succeed. But at the time, everything I did seemed like the only way. I am aware that it wasn’t, but at the time, I tried, and tried to see another solution, but I couldn’t. Oh and Dain Tree, people don’t hate us. We’re different, and new, and whether they realise it or not, we scare them. and people naturally respond to things they don’t understand with hate. Human nature. Thank you for taking the time to listen to my thoughts, and I would appriciate you trying to respect them, like I would try to respect yours.
    -Shell Bell

  47. Dain Tree Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    Your realy cool. And I total respect u, and what u say.
    BTW how old are u? (u seam realy smart…so thats y) I’m 14 despace what my myspace says. lol. How did ya quit?

  48. KING Says:
    September 9th, 2008 at 12:33 am

    fuckn sweet man this is funny stuff fuck what every one els syas it funny and good thanks

  49. moses 'gore' smith Says:
    September 9th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    ‘im a punk/emo nd if i was to kill my self i would get a grenade and go and hug our prime minister.’

    dont even call yourself punk faggot, PUNK SHOULD NEVER BE CONFUSED WITH EMO! i wonder if you even know what capitalism is, let alone wage slavert, anarchy and fascism.

    secondly, you emos have no problems. you dont even know wtf its like to be depressed. i mean, anyone who says theyre ‘depressed’ here is a fucking idiot, i mean you’re on the internet on your computer, youve got food, clothes. try being a jew in 1942. or a communist. or maybe a person that didnt believe in god during the inquisition. but you guys dont know shit about that, do you? your to worried about your perfect suburban life. your more worried about your ‘depressed’ look/scene than soldiers dying in iraq for a fucking lie!

  50. emo boy Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 1:53 am

    LOL, so funny :D

  51. Dain Tree Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 3:25 am

    thats stupid, y do u think thats one of the reasons i can’t live whith what i am, I get what eve I want when I want it, its so stupid, i hate the fact that i get all this when most ppl don’t have any. BUT U KNOW WHAT, I BET U DON’T KNOW WHATS IT LIKE NOT BE ABLE TO READ OR RIGHT TO YOUR GRAD LEVEL, DO U!!?!?!? NO I DON’T THINK SO, SO INSTED OF CURSING AND USING SLANG WORDS WRITE PROPLEY FOR ONCE, OK? BECAUSE I WOULD DO ALMOST ANTHING FOR THAT! SO THINK ABOUT WHAT U HAVE THAT A LOT OF PPL DON’T, OK!? Oh, and I’m not ‘depressed’, and nore do I think i am, nore do i try to look scary, and ya i know ppl day, but u know what ppl are ment to die…thats all we are realy good for. IDC if mom, dad, bro, sis, grampa, grandmother, grama dies there is always somebody other to take their role. And its not good to stairo type so don’t! thats what your doing to all emos, and + we perfure cutters….because thats what we do, its not like we go cry in some dark room or anthing, all we do is rip up our fles. And if we do try to look scary thats probly because in our selfconish we don’t want to hurt anyone so we try to scary them away by doing that, you see. If i could read in my level i would be readingg Phyology books, so that i could help ides like u and me. ok?

  52. Emos Are Gay Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 5:23 am

    “SO INSTED OF CURSING AND USING SLANG WORDS WRITE PROPLEY FOR ONCE, OK?”

    This is the single greatest sentence I have ever read.

  53. Dain Tree Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    ok

  54. horizon Says:
    September 20th, 2008 at 4:22 am

    FUCK UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. horizon Says:
    September 20th, 2008 at 4:25 am

    HELP YOUR SELF DUMBSHIT!

  56. Dain Tree Says:
    September 22nd, 2008 at 5:41 am

    I do.

  57. tan Says:
    September 26th, 2008 at 3:29 am

    rawr

  58. tan Says:
    September 26th, 2008 at 3:30 am

    I CUT MY SELF AND HAPPY MY NEXOPIA IS
    Xxcup-cakexX

  59. rainydays Says:
    September 27th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    go shove a fucking stick up your ASS

  60. emo_4_life Says:
    October 9th, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    listen emo is basicly just a style. we DNT all cut. sum of us are actually pretty happy. we can be any emotion but if u would just try to at least be friendly to us instead of slabbering den we could be even more happier.
    nd how would u lik it if everywhere u went u thought eveyone hates me? nah u wouldnt would ya? NO!
    nd not all emos are suicidle either so plz get ur facts straight nd darn tree ur reali giving us a bad name WE FUCKING WOULDNT LIKE TO BE CALLED CUTTERS COS DATS NOT WOT WE ARE OK!
    nd if u dnt agree with my point nd feel like slabberin or just wanta chat go to my bebo.

    http://www.bebo.com/lifeisfuckedup_2K8

  61. the historian Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 6:51 am

    woah>>>>>

  62. Dulce Says:
    October 12th, 2008 at 3:31 am

    THiS iS plaIN StUpId. You GUyS are F***en StuPId. ItS RETarDEd!

  63. Dain Tree Says:
    October 12th, 2008 at 5:00 am

    Well, i do and most ppl I know that do cut like to be called cutters, but any way u do have a point, sorry my bad, thanks

  64. emo_4_life Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    it ok

  65. emo_4_life Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    nd dulce how da fuck is it stupid?

  66. Dain Tree Says:
    October 15th, 2008 at 4:02 am

    hun?
    “dulec”?

  67. death_at_my_door Says:
    October 17th, 2008 at 10:27 am

    Just start a riot nd get bashed 2 death, or burn ur self, yesi n o how it feels getting so depressed wanting 2 die u cant find a soloution 2 ur problems u feel liek thers nothing u can do anymore uve tried now u r weak nd tired of it, every1 hates u etc u just wnat 2 die, been ther tried taht got found n saved so know i push on, but im back 2 square 1 im building a bomb 2 strap on my self n die so cya all

  68. Plur Says:
    October 19th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    Ok ok guys. I read this thing and, yes, I am emo myself. But jeeze xD these things are just stupid. And to all the emo haters on this site, why do you come to this site? If you hate emos SO much, stay away from them and you wont have to do your pointless ranting =) Anyway, going back to the ‘ways to kill yourself’. I think I read only …3? that actually sounded like it would work. I read one of the comments (I forget who it was by), and they said they were in the hospital because of the hairspray. Dude, don’t do any of these. I’m not sure why the author wrote ANY of this, but I’m pretty sure he was just making fun of the emo style (which I think is wrong) and that these are just to make people laugh. I mean really. The one about putting a boa in the neighbor’s box and sticking your ass in it’s face? That most likely wont get you killed unless you have a serial killer as a neighbor and he/she spots you while doing it. But I’m glad I read these. They made me laugh. ^^

    But about the emo kids… you people who hate and want to kill emo kids don’t know WHY the person is emo. I have many reasons actually. I’m 18, in high school and I DO actually have friends. But you guys probably don’t care about me =) I have no problem with that really. I know there’s going to be a lot more hateful comments to the author and to emo kids, and it’s not going to stop with just one post like this. But again, going back. If you guys don’t know why an emo kid is emo, why don’t you try asking why he/she what’s wrong. If they don’t tell you, then obviously you’ve done something to them or they just really don’t know you at all and don’t feel comfortable talking with you. I just really can’t believe how much the emo thing has gotten out of hand to get to this point with the bashing and killing…

    I actually came to this site by accidental means. I was looking for some cute quotes to tell my girlfriend but came upon this site instead.

    For all the emos who are actually considering on doing any of these, just don’t. If you’re that miserable and really think that no therapist or doctor can help you… either pray or deal. We all have life problems. You don’t have to be suicidal if you’re emo. I’m not. You don’t see me trying any of these. And, if you think God isn’t going to answer your calls or reply to the prayers, get anti-depressants. DO NOT OVERDOSE. - -; Seriously. Don’t buy them just to overdose. If your parents wont let you get any type of medication, tell them this: “If you wont let me get medical help, it’ll end with my death”. It’s not going to be true, just threaten them with your death. Be sure that you don’t say it to the extent to where your mother/father take you to therapy; you obviously believe it doesn’t work. Let them know that. Sometimes talking about problems really doesn’t help at all, and just makes things worse. Therefore, therapy isn’t the solution to your problems. To some, it very well might be. And that’s great. And in the end, if ALL that doesn’t work, then go ahead. I guess if absolutely nothing will help you feel better and you just can’t go on, commit suicide. But suicide, remember, is only the last resort. There have been so many kids who have committed suicide without even trying to do anything about their depression.

    As for the site being actually serious, if it was at all, it fails majorly. =) But for a joke site, it’s great. Made me laugh a lot, yet it also made me angry as I read some of the quotes on here. I haven’t been to all of the site yet; only two pages. …Hm… n 2 all of da ppl who typ liek dis, plz stop confuseing ppl wit ur wierd speling k? we cant raed dis kind of typeing. lern how 2 speel b4 u com bak. =)

  69. emo_4_life Says:
    October 19th, 2008 at 10:25 pm

    plur what if you want to die and you slit your wrists but you cant kill urself and you tried therpy what do you do?

  70. Dain Tree Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 3:16 am

    U rock Plur! Right on!

    And ya how do u die (and overdoes don’t work, nore cuting) [life is just 2 much work, i hate work]……with out anyone haveing any clue what u are doing, prepral painless and quick

    Btw I realy hate therpy, the ppl there can’t figer out whats wrong with me. Ug… 2 much work.

  71. jess Says:
    November 3rd, 2008 at 11:15 am

    lolz

  72. emo gurl Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    all u emo hatas can kiss my ass cause these ideas are great

  73. sara Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    I really cant get over the fact that a lot of you ppl actually think emo is just a style! Why dont u all get over ur selves!yeah ur thinkin “well u r the fuckin emo so get over urself” Well heres a tip; EMO is something thats releaves me of pain for a small amount of time! I HATE myself for it I wish I had never started thinking it was a one time thing its NOT! The website is fucked up sorry to say. i dont cut for attention. I dont cut to die. I cut so i can feel!!!
    Stick that up ur ass!!!!

  74. emo Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    i dnt c anything fuckin funny u stupid bitch >=[

  75. _emo_gurl_ Says:
    November 15th, 2008 at 8:02 am

    you should try one of those,, because your fucking blog is not funny!! bitch!

  76. emo.vampress Says:
    November 15th, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    to some people emo is a style, some cut the one thing i hate is that ALL emos cut and that if you cut you are emo,my friend cuts and she is as “preppy” as you can get, i cut, its a way to stop pain, some of us on this site are real, i came here to stop all of the misconseptions and lies that float around about us, i suggest that the rest of the REAL emo people here do as well, give us our name back infact most of your parents probably went through a emo faze when it first came out, who you feel about us now

  77. emo gurl Says:
    November 18th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    all emo hatas can kiss mi ass

  78. emo gurl Says:
    November 18th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    all emo hatas can kiss mi shiny white emo ass

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