Emo Suicide! The 23 Best, Alternative Ways To Kill Yourself.
Hello there my suicidal friend. If you were seriously contemplating suicide before reading this article then chances are you’ll be dead by the end of this article, now seek some proper help!
I suggest that you should only try any of these methods of suicide if you’re a skinhead, an ex-member of the Nazi party and/or Pat Robertson.
- Gas yourself to death with Mother’s hairspray. If she tries to stop you halfway through, spray it directly into her face and continue on as normal.
- Go outside and find a large rock. Now run a hot bath. Bring the rock with you into the bath and use it as a sponge. Don’t stop until all of your skin’s been eroded (you’ll lose consciousness a long time before this point).
- Turn up at a Nazi meeting, dressed as your grandmother, draped in an Israeli flag. Make a pass at the first skinhead you see. If he doesn’t acknowledge you, dance over to his genitals and kiss him on the balls.
- Go on a hunger strike and lock yourself in the cupboard. If anyone tries to rescue you, threaten to ring the police.
- Visit your local zoo, strip naked, scale the fencing to the tiger enclosure and go for a piggy back on the alpha male.
- Go and see Coldplay play. Your heart is bound to stop from abject misery 20 minutes into the set. Even before they get to ‘Yellow’.
- Lie on the freeway with a massive notice by you with the message ‘The first person to run me over, wins $20,000″. Be sure to write down your parent’s phone number down, clearly in big characters.
- Arrange a meetup with ANYONE from Dark Starlings. The member-base is solely comprised of serial killers and cock-doctors.
- Run into your nearest military base draped in the Iraq flag. If this doesn’t get you shot, ask for the sergeant and call him an unpatriotic, commie, horse lover.
- Fly to Tennessee with your girlfriend/boyfriend, enter a bar and announce that your lover isn’t a relative.
- Buy a bottle of vodka, pour all it into a tall container, break the bottle over your own head and pour all of the broken glass and blood into the vodka. Drink and bleed until the lights go out.
- Eat at McDonalds for a year, crap into a black bag and at the end of it all, ingest the contents of the bag. If your body hasn’t already went into toxic shock after 6 months of the diet, you are Satan and therefore invincible. I recommend placing the bag over your head, travelling down to Houston, Texas, once there announcing you’re the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.
- Arrange for Michael Moore to squat and fart on your face.
- Join the US military before the troops withdraw from Iraq. You’ve got to be quick as this is imminent! Once you make it out to Iraq, dress up as the Statue of Liberty and stand as still as possible just like one of those street performers. Ask one of your colleagues to write “If Allah was real, you’d shoot me in the balls!” in capital letters (preferably in Iraqi).
- Clean your asshole with a hedgehog twice a day for a year. Beware, this is a slowwww, painful way to die.
- Go to your local water supply dressed as Osama Bin Laden, ring 911 and tell the authorities that you’re about to take a crap in the water supply. Wait until the swat team arrive and lunge wildly at the tallest one there.
- Lock a boa constrictor in your neighbours mail box, sneak out at night and taunt the snake by waving your ass in at it.
- Drive to a forest outside Mountain Hat in Canada dressed solely in a jacket made of ham. Do not move until the bears arrive.
- Buy 500 rolls of black lipstick and eat them all over an hour long period. Refrain from vomiting or calling the emergency services and you should die within the next 96 hours.
- Masturbate to this picture of Condoleezza Rice for 24 hours straight without cumming. After the 24th hour your heart will explode out of principle.
- Change your name officially to Jesus Christ, move to Houston, Texas and wear a pink toga with the words “I’m A Queer, Darling!” scrawled on it in black ink. Dance into the nearest Baptist Church and scream “The Rapture Cometh” before masturbating furiously in front of the minister. God will strike you down before your balls explode. Either that or one of the old ladies at the front will gouge your eyes out with a pen.
- Put your head in a microwave and get a friend to repeatedly slam your head shut in the oven with the door. Inform them that they must not stop no matter how much you scream.
- Eat “Kraft Dinner” for every single meal for the next decade. By 25, your arteries will be that saturated with fat that your heart will explode.
October 6th, 2007 at 8:20 am
Lame. Not even funny. Just stupid.
October 7th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Fail. :]
October 9th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
which one did you tried and can recommend me?
October 23rd, 2007 at 3:42 pm
It doesn’t work.
so no.
October 24th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
hahahaha that is so funny, especially the one about michael moore hahaha
October 24th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
DUDE UR STUPID
October 27th, 2007 at 4:45 am
Those are not such good ways…
I advise:
Swallowing Dolphin Meat
Loads of it will totally kill you, lol. Plus being an Emo I love slicing Dolphins with razors.
Ofcourse, all of this is NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!! Apart from the rude bit on the last one. Disrespectful..
October 29th, 2007 at 2:10 am
Haha, How can you say It dosent work?
Tried It much? ;p
November 1st, 2007 at 9:47 am
this made me laugh and my freind Jack
November 3rd, 2007 at 1:21 pm
here you ar not funny in the slitest your a fuckin mongo that should be shot.I was actaulll lookin for a way to kill myself ass hole now you have wasted 5 mminutes of my lifee grrrrr!!!!!!!! curse you im a blck witch and i am planting a eveil and horrbbile spell on you!!.Thy Ceee Kloese oooh fra malla deee now uv read ihtt ur cursed for life you prick
November 6th, 2007 at 7:41 am
I laughed more at the person who said that they were a black witch (If the headache you get from trying to read his/her comment doesn’t kill you… then the laughter at how stupid they sound will)
Hahahahahahahaha…..
Crack up.
November 13th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
hey you fucking emos get away from the black close move to a new city where some normal shit and get a life it really works trust me!!! and for only $20.00 i can get you a girlfriend…….
November 13th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
thats funny as hell all emos are littil bitches that like to take it in the as so if your so sad go ad fucking killl your self with a dildo fagot ………by by sunshine
November 13th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
any guy that wares makeup should be shot
January 11th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
yall are some twisted sons of a bitches… im thinkin of doin the Mcdonalds one though….
January 14th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Not practical not funny
But here: Hahaha
How about this:
Sit on a gas stove and turn on the flames
February 9th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
a good one is to get some really sharp cheese wire and nail it to the ceiling. now get on a stool and glue your hands to your head with the strongest glue possible. now jump. it looks like you ripped your own head off.
February 26th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Ay. :]]]
Ill use the iraqy thing. :]]]]
March 2nd, 2008 at 6:15 am
bitch your making fun of emos.im emo
March 8th, 2008 at 6:01 am
these suicide attempts dont work im in the fucking hospital because of u. i tried out the hairspray one, i want to die
March 30th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
please add
Perform a large scale robbery of either a bank, rich person, or animal charity. Take your suicidal friends with you if possible. If you succeed use the money to move to a small island and be happy for the rest of your life. If you are caught set your hair on fire and scream that youll ever be taken alive. Either way your either dead or your problems are solved.
Look for me in the next major robbery
April 2nd, 2008 at 6:30 pm
..dose the one with hair spray work ????? tell me plzzz digeycat@hotmail.com thx
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:34 am
some people are actually suicidal and might try this. way to kill a billion people.
:/
April 25th, 2008 at 10:02 am
hae u emo killa dood shut ur fucking face u asshole just bcause we have feelings asssssssholllle
May 8th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
u guys r fucked up..get sum help!!!!propa help.. nt this typa help…..
May 10th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I'm a school nurse & you wouldn't believe how many of the "emo" kids cut. They call themselves "emo," by the way. We've sent at least a dozen kids to the local psychiatric hospital for self-injury and suicidal ideation just during this school year. About 90% of those kids were self identified "emo" kids. Sadly, it did not surprise me when the news broke that that 13-year-old girl killed herself in the UK. I really feel terrible for her family! I was pretty confused about the whole "emo" thing until one of the kids showed me the website http://whatisemo.bravehost.com/. Once I saw that site, I understand the issue much better now; please take the time to view this and protect yourself and your loved ones.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:34 am
Ummm well it’s officilal i have passed rock bottom once agen only this time i might be takin ppl with me and i dont want that…I am datin this guy and it hasn’t even been a month yet and i all i can thik bout it my ex i feel like such a horrlible person like all i ever do is hurt people and i have had enuf i know they will all be better with out me i just need a peaceful way to go any suggetions?
May 21st, 2008 at 2:31 am
umm dis is dumb it doesn’t work so don’t waste your time but it is funny ^_*
May 27th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Laughter occurs deep in my darkened soul. Tears of pain and anguish subside momentarily. Sacrifice yourself for me, the god of emos. People will google me, oh yes they will google me.
June 4th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
‘emo killer’ do the world a faver and shut the fuck up and just because we have feelings and don’t act ‘hard’ go get a fucking life and GROW UP you are a lonely little ass
And im a guy and i wear makeup you gonna shoot me!?!?! Im soo scared im shiting myself JOKE like i said grow up and get a life you little sad bastard
June 8th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
im a punk/emo nd if i was to kill my self i would get a grenade and go and hug our prime minister.
August 16th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
this is not a funny site. things like this is not a joke. and its sad that it has come to this, and people making sites like this one.honestly you people are sick bastards. people shouldnt be taunted and ridiculed for their choices in clothing, outlook on life, or anything. and ive been labled “emo” by mi peers.. i had a good life.. then people started calling me emo.. and thats what i became.. and ive tried to end mi life way too many times, and ive ended up in the ER 8 times too many. because peole made comments like some that are written on this site. and if ur trying to be funny by putting down things like this well , sorry to break ut yo you.. your really not. think about the people who are on the reciving end of these comments. its not any better then burning all eternity in hell, the things we go through you people dont know you go home know you have 1 friend knowing the reason your addicted to cocaine is becaue they promised theyd stop if you stayed at the party and one nigts hit was all it took. im a mess, because people started being like you, behind mi back and to my face. Just think about how it will effect others.
August 17th, 2008 at 1:01 am
To not impressed,
Grow the fuck up. And you deserve to be ridiculed if you’ve tried to kill yourself 8 times and parade it as if it’s something to be proud of.
You’re worse than Hitler.
August 27th, 2008 at 4:11 am
fuck you most of the pics your have are goth not emo so go fuck yourself and get a life instead of wasting your time bagging on emos
August 29th, 2008 at 12:08 am
EMO’S ARE FAGS.
THAT SUMS IT UP.
EVERYONE WILL AGREE.
EXCEPT FOR FAGS.
SO U DONT HAVE A SAY IN THIS.
FAGS.
TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF ISN’T SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF.
U WANNA DIE.
HIT MY CELL.
$300 thats all im asking.
Just sell a bunch of your shit. You wont use it anyways. AFTER YOU ARE DEAD. And u dont have any friends so u dont have shit to give away and u obviously hate your family and the world.
I’LL DO THIS FAVOR FOR YOU. I CAN MAKE IT PAINFUL IF U WANT, OR MAYBE NOT SO MUCH. UP TO U HOMIEZZ!!!
302-587-5215
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:32 am
i personally dont think those are affective
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:09 pm
um… “emos are gay” is it? they didn’t say they were proud… they said it was a damn shame that it had to come to that, and it is… and really no one is worse than hitler. to say that is the most wretched thing. for one thing, trying to kill yourself doesn’t make you like hitler. hitler killed himself for he knew he’d done wrong and that if he allowed himself to be taken in, he might have to suffer what he’d been putting people through for quite some time. he didn’t do it because he was depressed, he did it because he wasn’t man enough to face what he deserved.
and there’s nothing wrong with being emo. it’s a fucking subculture, for christ’s sake.
the greater majority of these suicide suggestions are insulting, especially the last one… i’m an atheist and i find that insulting.
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:59 am
SIMPLY JUST MESSED UP. GET A LIFE. EVERYONE HAS A LIFE, YOUR RACE, YOUR PAST, YOUR FUTURE, YOUR PRESENT, AND YOUR RELIGION AND STYLE ARE WHAT MAKE YOU YOU. WAT YOU SAY THOUGH MAKES THE MOST OF YOU. DONT SAY CRAP LIKE THIS HOMIE.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:01 am
IM PROUD OF WHO I AM:
BLACK
ARABIC
WHITE
ASIAN
EMO
ATHEIST
A TWIN
A REAL PERSON
PPL WHO TAKE TIME TO POST SHIT LIKE YOU, DONT HAVE ENOUGH THINGS TO DO IN THEIR LIFE.
September 6th, 2008 at 2:29 am
Lol this is fucking brilliant I laugh my ass off all the way through. Fucking funny. Cheer the fuck up emos, 99% of you have no real problems and are not emos but like to think you are (as if you would?)
shut the fuck up you know inside that these are funny. This person who posted these suicide methods is a fucking genius they are fucking funny
September 6th, 2008 at 5:59 am
Ok, y do ppl hate us, emos, all we do is cut and try to kill ourselfs, I mean its not bad. its our way of dilling with life. So whats yours?
September 6th, 2008 at 9:31 am
So your way of dealing with life is to end your life?
Do you realize how retarded that sounds?
September 6th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
No not realy, I will live a bit longer, I have a wondrefule life, I get what ever I want when I want. I get good grads, and evething. I just don’t like who I am. But I will live till I can leve home and go to clollegs and live in a dorm, all I realy want to do is rip up my flesh. You know before my mom found my blad (no I did not get supised) I would cut 100 times each night. So its horible that its gone now. And its not ratarded to us, emos. sorry but if you have lived a day in my life than you would do the same things as I do. It was gread hereaing from you. But I still want to know y ppl hate us. and whats bad with what we do.
September 6th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Oh, and just to let u know, not all emos are mean, or what eve. And not all are gay, well the girls can’t be, and I’m not an lesbo. But whats wrong with takeing a blad and runing it accrous your lag/ wrist/ sholder/ where ever? I mean tis fun. Realy, you would have a great time doing it. I turned emo in 6th grad because I wanted to help them, and the first step to helping ppl is to understand where they are coming from, and I still want to help ppl by becoming a phylolgist. And then I sorta got addict, no big. At least I’m not smoking or drinking, or doing drougs, right? All I’m doing is cuting. (oh and please don’t junk up my myspace, I only put it up so that if u want to talk seares than contact me, ok?)
September 6th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
http://www.myspace.com/wlborjjh
September 7th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I know I’m going to get a lot of spam and stuff and a lot of people being mad at me, but this is my opnion, and the great thing about where I live is that I’m allowed to express it. I used to cut myself, I’m not proud of this, but I’m not going to be ashamed and hide my past either. I know what I’ve done, and even though I wish I hadn’t done it, I can accept my mistakes and learn from them. I don’t know how all emos feel, because we aren’t all just one society. And you people who think we are, are misinformed, and shouldn’t just catagorise us like that. Everyone’s different. And for me, being emo made sense. I did try to kill myself. But that was before I turned emo, and I regret it, and am thankful most of the time that I didn’t succeed. But at the time, everything I did seemed like the only way. I am aware that it wasn’t, but at the time, I tried, and tried to see another solution, but I couldn’t. Oh and Dain Tree, people don’t hate us. We’re different, and new, and whether they realise it or not, we scare them. and people naturally respond to things they don’t understand with hate. Human nature. Thank you for taking the time to listen to my thoughts, and I would appriciate you trying to respect them, like I would try to respect yours.
-Shell Bell
September 8th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Your realy cool. And I total respect u, and what u say.
BTW how old are u? (u seam realy smart…so thats y) I’m 14 despace what my myspace says. lol. How did ya quit?
September 9th, 2008 at 12:33 am
fuckn sweet man this is funny stuff fuck what every one els syas it funny and good thanks
September 9th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
‘im a punk/emo nd if i was to kill my self i would get a grenade and go and hug our prime minister.’
dont even call yourself punk faggot, PUNK SHOULD NEVER BE CONFUSED WITH EMO! i wonder if you even know what capitalism is, let alone wage slavert, anarchy and fascism.
secondly, you emos have no problems. you dont even know wtf its like to be depressed. i mean, anyone who says theyre ‘depressed’ here is a fucking idiot, i mean you’re on the internet on your computer, youve got food, clothes. try being a jew in 1942. or a communist. or maybe a person that didnt believe in god during the inquisition. but you guys dont know shit about that, do you? your to worried about your perfect suburban life. your more worried about your ‘depressed’ look/scene than soldiers dying in iraq for a fucking lie!
September 12th, 2008 at 1:53 am
LOL, so funny
September 12th, 2008 at 3:25 am
thats stupid, y do u think thats one of the reasons i can’t live whith what i am, I get what eve I want when I want it, its so stupid, i hate the fact that i get all this when most ppl don’t have any. BUT U KNOW WHAT, I BET U DON’T KNOW WHATS IT LIKE NOT BE ABLE TO READ OR RIGHT TO YOUR GRAD LEVEL, DO U!!?!?!? NO I DON’T THINK SO, SO INSTED OF CURSING AND USING SLANG WORDS WRITE PROPLEY FOR ONCE, OK? BECAUSE I WOULD DO ALMOST ANTHING FOR THAT! SO THINK ABOUT WHAT U HAVE THAT A LOT OF PPL DON’T, OK!? Oh, and I’m not ‘depressed’, and nore do I think i am, nore do i try to look scary, and ya i know ppl day, but u know what ppl are ment to die…thats all we are realy good for. IDC if mom, dad, bro, sis, grampa, grandmother, grama dies there is always somebody other to take their role. And its not good to stairo type so don’t! thats what your doing to all emos, and + we perfure cutters….because thats what we do, its not like we go cry in some dark room or anthing, all we do is rip up our fles. And if we do try to look scary thats probly because in our selfconish we don’t want to hurt anyone so we try to scary them away by doing that, you see. If i could read in my level i would be readingg Phyology books, so that i could help ides like u and me. ok?
September 12th, 2008 at 5:23 am
“SO INSTED OF CURSING AND USING SLANG WORDS WRITE PROPLEY FOR ONCE, OK?”
This is the single greatest sentence I have ever read.
September 12th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
ok
September 20th, 2008 at 4:22 am
FUCK UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 20th, 2008 at 4:25 am
HELP YOUR SELF DUMBSHIT!
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:41 am
I do.
September 26th, 2008 at 3:29 am
rawr
September 26th, 2008 at 3:30 am
I CUT MY SELF AND HAPPY MY NEXOPIA IS
Xxcup-cakexX
September 27th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
go shove a fucking stick up your ASS
October 9th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
listen emo is basicly just a style. we DNT all cut. sum of us are actually pretty happy. we can be any emotion but if u would just try to at least be friendly to us instead of slabbering den we could be even more happier.
nd how would u lik it if everywhere u went u thought eveyone hates me? nah u wouldnt would ya? NO!
nd not all emos are suicidle either so plz get ur facts straight nd darn tree ur reali giving us a bad name WE FUCKING WOULDNT LIKE TO BE CALLED CUTTERS COS DATS NOT WOT WE ARE OK!
nd if u dnt agree with my point nd feel like slabberin or just wanta chat go to my bebo.
http://www.bebo.com/lifeisfuckedup_2K8
October 10th, 2008 at 6:51 am
woah>>>>>
October 12th, 2008 at 3:31 am
THiS iS plaIN StUpId. You GUyS are F***en StuPId. ItS RETarDEd!
October 12th, 2008 at 5:00 am
Well, i do and most ppl I know that do cut like to be called cutters, but any way u do have a point, sorry my bad, thanks
October 14th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
it ok
October 14th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
nd dulce how da fuck is it stupid?
October 15th, 2008 at 4:02 am
hun?
“dulec”?
October 17th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Just start a riot nd get bashed 2 death, or burn ur self, yesi n o how it feels getting so depressed wanting 2 die u cant find a soloution 2 ur problems u feel liek thers nothing u can do anymore uve tried now u r weak nd tired of it, every1 hates u etc u just wnat 2 die, been ther tried taht got found n saved so know i push on, but im back 2 square 1 im building a bomb 2 strap on my self n die so cya all
October 19th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Ok ok guys. I read this thing and, yes, I am emo myself. But jeeze xD these things are just stupid. And to all the emo haters on this site, why do you come to this site? If you hate emos SO much, stay away from them and you wont have to do your pointless ranting =) Anyway, going back to the ‘ways to kill yourself’. I think I read only …3? that actually sounded like it would work. I read one of the comments (I forget who it was by), and they said they were in the hospital because of the hairspray. Dude, don’t do any of these. I’m not sure why the author wrote ANY of this, but I’m pretty sure he was just making fun of the emo style (which I think is wrong) and that these are just to make people laugh. I mean really. The one about putting a boa in the neighbor’s box and sticking your ass in it’s face? That most likely wont get you killed unless you have a serial killer as a neighbor and he/she spots you while doing it. But I’m glad I read these. They made me laugh. ^^
But about the emo kids… you people who hate and want to kill emo kids don’t know WHY the person is emo. I have many reasons actually. I’m 18, in high school and I DO actually have friends. But you guys probably don’t care about me =) I have no problem with that really. I know there’s going to be a lot more hateful comments to the author and to emo kids, and it’s not going to stop with just one post like this. But again, going back. If you guys don’t know why an emo kid is emo, why don’t you try asking why he/she what’s wrong. If they don’t tell you, then obviously you’ve done something to them or they just really don’t know you at all and don’t feel comfortable talking with you. I just really can’t believe how much the emo thing has gotten out of hand to get to this point with the bashing and killing…
I actually came to this site by accidental means. I was looking for some cute quotes to tell my girlfriend but came upon this site instead.
For all the emos who are actually considering on doing any of these, just don’t. If you’re that miserable and really think that no therapist or doctor can help you… either pray or deal. We all have life problems. You don’t have to be suicidal if you’re emo. I’m not. You don’t see me trying any of these. And, if you think God isn’t going to answer your calls or reply to the prayers, get anti-depressants. DO NOT OVERDOSE. - -; Seriously. Don’t buy them just to overdose. If your parents wont let you get any type of medication, tell them this: “If you wont let me get medical help, it’ll end with my death”. It’s not going to be true, just threaten them with your death. Be sure that you don’t say it to the extent to where your mother/father take you to therapy; you obviously believe it doesn’t work. Let them know that. Sometimes talking about problems really doesn’t help at all, and just makes things worse. Therefore, therapy isn’t the solution to your problems. To some, it very well might be. And that’s great. And in the end, if ALL that doesn’t work, then go ahead. I guess if absolutely nothing will help you feel better and you just can’t go on, commit suicide. But suicide, remember, is only the last resort. There have been so many kids who have committed suicide without even trying to do anything about their depression.
As for the site being actually serious, if it was at all, it fails majorly. =) But for a joke site, it’s great. Made me laugh a lot, yet it also made me angry as I read some of the quotes on here. I haven’t been to all of the site yet; only two pages. …Hm… n 2 all of da ppl who typ liek dis, plz stop confuseing ppl wit ur wierd speling k? we cant raed dis kind of typeing. lern how 2 speel b4 u com bak. =)
October 19th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
plur what if you want to die and you slit your wrists but you cant kill urself and you tried therpy what do you do?
October 20th, 2008 at 3:16 am
U rock Plur! Right on!
And ya how do u die (and overdoes don’t work, nore cuting) [life is just 2 much work, i hate work]……with out anyone haveing any clue what u are doing, prepral painless and quick
Btw I realy hate therpy, the ppl there can’t figer out whats wrong with me. Ug… 2 much work.
November 3rd, 2008 at 11:15 am
lolz
November 6th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
all u emo hatas can kiss my ass cause these ideas are great
November 8th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
I really cant get over the fact that a lot of you ppl actually think emo is just a style! Why dont u all get over ur selves!yeah ur thinkin “well u r the fuckin emo so get over urself” Well heres a tip; EMO is something thats releaves me of pain for a small amount of time! I HATE myself for it I wish I had never started thinking it was a one time thing its NOT! The website is fucked up sorry to say. i dont cut for attention. I dont cut to die. I cut so i can feel!!!
Stick that up ur ass!!!!
November 8th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
i dnt c anything fuckin funny u stupid bitch >=[
November 15th, 2008 at 8:02 am
you should try one of those,, because your fucking blog is not funny!! bitch!
November 15th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
to some people emo is a style, some cut the one thing i hate is that ALL emos cut and that if you cut you are emo,my friend cuts and she is as “preppy” as you can get, i cut, its a way to stop pain, some of us on this site are real, i came here to stop all of the misconseptions and lies that float around about us, i suggest that the rest of the REAL emo people here do as well, give us our name back infact most of your parents probably went through a emo faze when it first came out, who you feel about us now
November 18th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
all emo hatas can kiss mi ass
November 18th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
all emo hatas can kiss mi shiny white emo ass
November 21st, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Wow, lot’s of emo haters. And emos, it seems can’t take a joke. It’s funny so GO GET A SENSE OF HUMOR!
love number 20.(don’t think i’ll try it!)
November 27th, 2008 at 1:28 am
This isnt funny it is sick and i would know because a year ago i tried at least three of things. Why do you people who dont know anything about any of that and how serious it is say all that it hurts what some of you people say and how can you people be so rude.wow all of you emo haters probably dont care if any emo kid committed suicide would you? EMO HATERS SUCK!!!
November 27th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
.. amff, y are doze guiz curzing?!
yez we emo’s have our lives u’ve got nothin\ to do wid it ..
die emo die ..
haha,
but fo me?!
i juz enjoy life bein an emo.. bein nu,b datz all,
watz waitin fo me if i die ?!?!
hell again ?!?1
get the meaning ..
grr!
November 27th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
so not right iv tryed the bath one and the rock i just blead alot IM NOT DEAD!urm yer!lydia xx
November 27th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
ur so lame try talking to an emo ull understand so dont be lamos and talk 2 1 me if you want just dont judge us!
November 29th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
its so true…..im emo so ill try to get over it
November 30th, 2008 at 8:49 am
you ass hole i was actually wanted 2 try sum new,im tired of cutting. and most of the shit had sum 2 do wit balls. IM A FUCKING GIRL! and none of it was funny…at all
November 30th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
I’m offering a $1000 reward if anyone can successfully translate ..emo’shit’s comment at 81 there.
Where the holy fuck do these people come from?
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:17 am
you’re not not funny! you’re just such a loser! go!! kill yourself with that idea!shitface!
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:21 am
Okay, y’all need to get something straight. There is a FINE LINE between SCENE and EMO. I happen to be SCENE. All that means is I just like the overall emo look- e.g. the hair, eyeliner, etc. But scene kids also tend to wear a lot more colors, with maybe a few items of black per outfit, and something else: They’re usually HAPPY.
Um yeah. Normal people. No cutting, no ultra-hyper-depressing shit going on outside the norm. So the next time you try and make fun of some “emo” kid, make sure you know what the fuck you’re talking about.
Retards.
email me: delaney783@gmail.com
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:00 pm
epic fail. I’m emo, but happy, and I like to laugh at other people making fun of emo, but this is an epic fail…
December 7th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
fuck all prepps i think ppl just need to see wats in side an emo kids life…… like my parents never in the world understand me thats y im a messed up emo kid that tryes to kill ppl haha…. lmao anyway add me on myspace.com/rj458632
hahahahahahahaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahah
December 12th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
none worked for me, anymore hints?
December 14th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
I CANT DO ALMOST ANY OF THAT 1. im a girl that is not prepared to get a sex change to jack off 2. my mom will probably kill me before that fucking hedgehog will and now for 3. im in emo love at the moment =0
December 17th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
OMG. Xp this is sorta funny. I find it halarious when all these dumb fucks make fun of who I AM. God morons. All these emo haters r just as equally fucked up considering they r homicidally wanting to kill us emos. lol. ALL EMO HATERS CAN GO SUCK HAIRY BALLS!!! STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS!!! WE HAVE FEELING TO! Ya know? one day all us emos are going to gang up on the emo haters and tear them to fucking shreds.
December 17th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
I wish emo hater’s organs would explode….HAAAAA! TAKE THAT UP THE ASS!
December 18th, 2008 at 11:34 am
What kind of a pathetic bastard comes up with this shit. I mean, what is wrong with you? Do you have a sexual frustration or soemthing? Did your mother beat you up as a child? Get a life…
December 20th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
I Can’t Beleive Your Being This Pathetic. Not All Emo’s Cut Their Wrists. I Do But I Have Emo Friends That Don’t. To Me Youre Being Really Offensive.
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:43 am
Shell Bell Says:
just be like him n listen to what he says seriousley i like this dude or who ever he is i think he is like one of the most normal perosn i ever herd of
xx sharnae
December 27th, 2008 at 4:43 am
yo no advence but if any off you really wanted to die you wouldnt fucking tell people about it you would just do it or if you didnt want to die but you were having thoughts of doing you would ask for help rather than fucking moaning on here about how it didnt work like seriously if you really wanted it to work YOU WOULD MAKE OT WORK!
BY DA WAY BEFORE YOU ALL SAY IM HATING ON FUCKING YOU SO CALLED EMOS THAT THINK YOU ARE EMO JUST BECAUSE YOU CUT
WHEN YOUR NOT
IM FUCKING EMO AND IT IS JUST A STYLE AND A TYPE OFF MUSIC AND IT IS MOSTLY JUST A STEYOTYPE BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE ARE OWN STYLE
December 29th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Dude,ur a dick head,not even funny just stupid
December 29th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Dude u dickhead, not even funny just stupid
December 30th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
i hate emo-haters.if you sy your emo your obviously not because emos dont go around saying oh look im emo.and emo kids cut themselves all the time just not deep enough to kill.duh.go to hell this website.i hope you burn in the deepest pit of hell where you belong.and the emo haters on here.:|
December 30th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
That is so shit, ril.
Paracetomal dont work, i took 140, i was just very ill for about a week after, and fyi, hanging is meant to be the best suicide ever, and giving you an orgasm while you die, for those sad pircks out there willing to throw thier lives away because you felll out with ur buddy then hang yourself
January 2nd, 2009 at 12:55 am
if you want to kill yourselves, why not just cut your rists real deep and die i mean you are all emo’s if not just jump in front of a bus thats going fast if it fails just sue the bastard.
January 12th, 2009 at 1:38 am
this is one of the dumbest sites i have ever seen. you seriously need to get a life.
January 17th, 2009 at 2:11 am
i need some help here… if you sorry SOBs r just gonna make fun of ppl you dont even kno im sorry but um-yeah u need a LIFE! some of these ppl r trying to get rid of their lives but that is their problem! stay out of their lives and get your OWN!
yeah… um i think that is all i had to say- just putting that out there! thanx!
January 17th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Seriously…?! wow-um ok i agree with i dont het it! get a life! r u really going to help these people get ideas (even if they make NO sense!) in their heads to kill themselves? u need help!
i wish you would try some of them- then try to tell me how it works out for you! bastards!
January 17th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
maybe making fun of ppl is waht we do all the time in our lives? deall with it dude
January 17th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
um actually-NO i will not just “deal with it!” you need to realize that your life is suckish and u need help! get a hobby!
January 18th, 2009 at 12:00 am
just believe that you are a butterfly–flying in the air!
January 22nd, 2009 at 4:01 pm
i seriously didn’t read all of it because this whole website is gay im mean i’ve read enough to know you have alot of time on yor hands and spend it typing how much you hate the emo i hope some one tracks you down and rips your dick/vajj off/out and shoves it dowm your fat mouth and while your choking on your own herpified sex organs take a broken bottle and slash your whole body and watch you bleed to death and throw your corpes on your moms front lawn flaming and covered in gasoline well hows that… a good way to die for you?
January 23rd, 2009 at 5:34 pm
asshole.don write shits.betr go n fuuk ur mom.brrrotheeel born biittch baby
January 29th, 2009 at 5:04 am
you asshole these dont fucking work and try the one with the no food u won’t die u’ll just get sent to kidspeace where they shove food in your mouth…ass try it it’ll be fun I promase..
January 30th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
can i just say to “emo killer” way above ^^^^^ you are fucking patehrtic. leave us alone. It’s called guyliner. Its sexy. If you can’t pull it off yourself dont’t take it out ont hose who can okay? and to this article? gay much?
keep it going all other emo’s you know you are the sex
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:23 pm
this is such bull shit fucking idiot i think i will try the michle moore one.hee hee
February 7th, 2009 at 6:18 am
well useing the harispray is a good 1 … thats how my freind died so try that <3
February 9th, 2009 at 8:51 am
honestly, i really can’t believe that anyone would make a website like this. i know people who have been desperate enough to go looking for a way to kill themselves, and just knowing that there is something as repulsive as this on the internet is disgusting.
you should be ashamed of yourself for giving depressed people ideas. have you ever been depressed? do you even understand how impressionable young people are when they are depressed? you could have given millions of people awful ideas. how do you sleep at night?
as for the people who have come out and admitted to have cut, and quit: i am proud of you. you must have realized that you were only hurting yourself, and that it wasn’t helping anything. hopefully you found an “escape” that replaces it, so you don’t fall back into your old patterns. but i am still proud.
as for anyone who is wondering, i am a psychologist. no, i won’t give you proof, because i have nothing to prove to anyone; you either believe what i say or you don’t, and that’s your choice.
i still believe that this website is absolutely the most repulsive thing that i have ever seen in my life, and it should not be active, where depressed, impressionable, suicidal people could access it, and end up injuring themselves instead of getting help.
for anyone who’s going through hell right now: there’s more to life than this. just never forget that.
goodbye.
February 11th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Okay that pic is just fucking stupid seriously who would do that . EMO ALL THE WAY
February 14th, 2009 at 11:53 am
with emo killers comment guys that wear eyeliner look really good its their choice so dont say they should be shot
oh and for all the people that write like “dis dat liek sum wit” all that shit is gay
learn how to spell things properly.
altogether this website is shit as it just makes fun of emo kids. and u know whats really sad is that u have peobably physically hurt so many people that were stupid enough or desperate enough to try these things.
whoever made this website should be really ashamed of themself and the emo haters that come here should feel horrible if they even have feelings at least you definitely know emos have feelings and making fun of them like this just isnt funny
the emo haters say emos should die but theyre obviously better people than u cos they could say emohaters should die but i havent seen one comment like that yet.
whoever made this website is heartless.
(N)
February 17th, 2009 at 4:50 am
wow.you.guys.are.all.weird.i.cutt.myself.once.in.a.while.but.only.wen.im.depressed.not.because.its.fun..so.you.tree.girl.needs.to.shut.up.cuz.dats.just.plain.weird.and.we.dont.cutt.or.flesh.out.we.cut.all.our.problems.out.and.thats.the.only.way.we.can.control.our.feeling.straight…
February 20th, 2009 at 12:18 am
Hey all emo h8ers get a lyf we aint hurtin u jus ourselves so wot x
Call me any 1 dats emo
07896514216
P.s emo all da way x
February 21st, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Tried the Iraqi thing in school…
Damn thing didn’t work at all! *heavy sigh* But the cheese wire thing sounds so aweshum! x_x haha
February 24th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Look, you emo haters need to get out more. Emos are hot. Get over it. Guyliner is the hottest thing ever, except for piercings. Get over it. Emo is not even a genre of person. Emo means emotionally unstable. Depression is a dark place, so dont even go there. I have never cut, but i briefly tryed.
Live and let live/die.
Leave us alone.
Oh yh, Lonley Emo, posting your number on the web isnt the smartest thing ive ever seen
I dont have a genre, i am a moose. That is who i am, dont change it.
I am also the queen of pigeons. +_+ XD
February 25th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Yeah coz im sure you know everything about emos dont you? alot of emos dont even slit their wrists!!! idiot. im emo, my friends are emo (yes, emos do have friends) and my little sister is emo and not one of us have ever thought about suicide.
February 26th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
WOW. dude that isn’t even fucking funny. I’m contemplateing killing myself, and that… that was just a waste of my time. AND. yeah I cut myself but not my wrists no emo people cut there wrists some cut there thies, arms, chests, legs, and other non visable areas. personaly I cut the tops of my arms and my shoulders. because it hurts the worst and it takes some of the pain away, for that very moment in time. so yeah. get a clue. anyone wanna email me do it! wideload101@hotmail.com so umm yeah learn ur shit dude OH! and not all emo people dress in all black there a FUCKING diffrence between emo, goth, vampire and being a wanna be.
February 28th, 2009 at 3:48 am
response to emo killer: any guy wearing a jersey should be shot [also any chicks wearing cheerleading outfits should be shot right in between the eyes
February 28th, 2009 at 3:48 am
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 28th, 2009 at 3:50 am
if emo killer should like to e-mail me my e-mail is chelsi_122008@yahoo.com…go ahead ya prep!!!!
March 1st, 2009 at 8:22 pm
both u so called normal peeps nd so called emos are all saddos waistin ur time on dis shit as website….nd ones dat want to kill themselves… am sure there is bleach in every one of ur houses….go try dat ….some of use who talk about depression dont know shit about dat…y ya depressed if ya gt fd nd shelter so shut de fuck up…EVERYONE IN DE WORLD HAS FUCKIN SOMETIN TO B DEPRESSED OVER NT JST USE…AND PEEPS WHO SLICE DERE WRIST ARE FUCKIN SADDDOS LOOKIN FOR ATTENTION…..
END OFF!!!
DEAL WIT IT…..stop fuckin moanin nd complainin ediots…am talkin to everyone nt on any sides!!!!
March 4th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
there's a man with a friendly plea
who drinks coffee rather than tea
i've been listen to his prophercy
and i dont need another
he smoke superfine clove cigarette!
theres a man who fight for demand
well i could never win the game
my heart to protect
my mind still attack
how could u tell who's to blame
world is full of amateurs
they acting like a pro
if i could talk like a hollyman
can i be the cannonist to?
March 13th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
This made me laugh lol.
But everyone on here in my opinion is being silly.
For starters some “emo” kids as you would call them do have serious problems. Mental isssues and so forth. From being tormented, raped, abused as a child. Self harm, and being “emo” i guess is the way they choose to handle things.
But i also think that most “emo” kids use self harm and so forth as way to get attention. People on here saying they were on here to find a way to kill themselves and also others saying they tried it and they are in hospital. Are you serious? you dont need to look on the fucking internet on how to kill yourself. If you’re going to do it, then you do it. its done! your dead, simple.
and people that do that, over react about every drama in life and go on about how everythings pointless and want to die. are so stupid and need to grow up. all of our teenage problems CAN be solved. if its love, and someone cheated and so on and blah blah. get over it. if it doesnt work out, they wernt the one. sure be sad for about a week, maybe 2. then after that you’re just being a whiny bitch. done.
see, people over react on things and make themselves sad when they can be moving on and growing from it.
i used to be depressed. but i didnt cut my self or any shit like that. i had a tough year, but i snapped out of it and im so glad i did and i can still enjoy being a kid. who wants to be in their 20s and 30s with hair crazy everywhere with about 20 different colours and piercings and tattos covered everywhere trying to get a job?
but thats someones choice i guess.
but we all need to grow up some time. (:
i lol at everyone who takes this seriously and actually tries this crap! i came on here for a laugh, and i got it.
and to the people who say why do you bother on this site? you tool. why the fuck are you on here.
simple, someone upsets you, pisses you off. dont go on and wine about it. tell them to suck your left one and move the fuck on! (:
Goodnight.
March 13th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
OMFG you little fucking fuck up.. i was actually looking for a way to kill miself so fuck you — i might try the hairspray one tho .hmm..it miight work — but ill neeed alot more then one bottle BUT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
March 19th, 2009 at 7:19 am
omg thats fucking sexy advice.im gonna try sum uv these.im emo and proud.live with it.
March 21st, 2009 at 12:35 am
Hair spray one sounds alright but i still recon that slitting ur wrists is alright cuz then i can say by 2 wat eva friends i still have n maybe even my fucked up family
March 24th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
CREASEEEEEEEE.
im upset however at the guy up there who thoughh 6 paracetamol can kill you.
retardddd.
ps the hanging part wasnt funnny.
leave the jokes to the website douchee baaagg
March 26th, 2009 at 6:16 am
omg are you serious.. hairspray.. yea right are you a fricken retard!! and u need to take way more than bloody 6 panado thingys.. honestly.. go on google you can get some quite good ideas or just slit ur wrists hey at least if it dont work u got the cool scars anyway
March 26th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Ppl Ppl,im EMO!!!but i dont cut myself(i used to,and fuck, i loved it) cuz i know its wrong!im not always in fkng black!i dont feel sorry 4 myself! although i wana cut,wana always wear black and wana be able to be emo without being judged,i cant!cuz then id loose most of the stuff and ppl in my life!think of it this way all you ANTI-EMO’S…we are doing nothing wrong to you,and u wont understand us or our surcumstances,cuz your not emo!some of u dont even know the proper meaning of emo! im whats called a Hemo:HOME Emo,SO IN PUBLIC IM ALL JOLLY AND PUNK,BUT WHEN I DO GET A GHANCE TO BE ALL EMO AND CUT THE LIVING SH!T OUTA MYSELF,OR IF I AM IN A PLACE WHERE emo IS NOT A PROBLM,I GO ALL OUT AND EXPRESS MY EMO SIDE!i wish the whole world dould be emo!or atleast goth or punk emo!
March 26th, 2009 at 10:32 am
i wish u ppl would leave us emos alone we not doing anitin to you!! YOU SAY BEING EMO IS WRONG,I SAY FUCK YO HAIRY FAT ASS! im a christian but cutting and wearing black is my comfort zone!!!if i could cut mself and wear black and what eve i want all tha time, i would!but i dont cuz il loose to much ppl!
April 1st, 2009 at 11:21 am
you faggots should get a life. I get labeled emo every freakin day, and yet I hav e more of a life than you pricks do. Try dealing with some of the problems we have before putting us down, motherfuckers.
April 7th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Maybe you can arrange a date with Ville Valo of HIM, and join him in death. Like so:
April 10th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Get a life.
May 5th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
actually, to ally ou losers makin fun of emos,
they are people.
living things
so they have issues with suicide and whatnot,
but thats not reason to be so cruel to them. I’m not tyring to offend anyone. it jsut pisses me off how mean some people are. seriously, taking time to write down a whole lot of crap about them, and then amking an effort to comment rudely. WOW.
May 6th, 2009 at 4:41 am
You guys are just pathetic little assholes who need to get over themselfs because you have no fucking idea of what people are going through.I will tell u the truth.I am wiccan and I am emo. Your not any better than anybody else in this fucked up world FUCKIN SHOOT ME!!! Oh I’m real scared of you assholes! Yeah right! Get the fuck over yourselfs and get a life! Your just waiting to get your fuckin dicks in a blender arnt you! Well guess what? Just to let you know, there coming after you fucking hater ass bitches.
May 13th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
God damn it those suck like hell!
May 13th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
ok whats this freek on
“Monobi Says:
October 27th, 2007 at 4:45 am
Those are not such good ways...
I advise:
Paracetamol.
About 6 can kill, i think.”
6 i take more than that for a headache how old are you 2? really though wanna kill yourself 75+ paracetamol vodka and as much canabis as you can take without throwing up!
May 14th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Ya know, all of ya’ll peple with screen names like emo killer and emo beater and stuff like that dont need to be talking bout people til u can learn to spell. And get a reality check: some people actually DO have feelings whether u care or not. And that bit about Tennessee in the ways to kill urself is so stupid. The joke is, its people from Kentucky that are inbred u morons!
May 14th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Right.
This is OUT of order.
And tbh i HOPE your happy with yourselves. This is NOT funny.
May 16th, 2009 at 5:17 am
thats hilarious not uberly creative but hilarious I get thrown into the whole emo category because of the things i wear and the music i listen too but ummm…. someone up there said “i just cut myself not like i smoke or drink whats the deal” ummmm smoking and drinking is just a slower death but at least your having fun doing it… to add another one just act emo and go to the hood…. someone is bound to shoot ya. Btw why would you “try” to kill yourself how do you fail at that its too easy try using a bullet if you dont have one theres always shove something up your ass thats really long a rope is easy to come by seriously i wanna know how you fail to kill yourself get creative though
May 18th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
i’m not really a fan of emos, goths, any stereotype, and crap like that, but still, i think this is a pretty shitty article. most of those things don’t even work! and like wtf! people actually telling people real ways to kill themselves on here? thats messed up!
May 19th, 2009 at 2:14 am
Stupid really fucking stupid
May 20th, 2009 at 6:35 am
To The Fucker Who Wrote This. . .You Make Me Sick. . .You Are A Pathetic Arse Whos Got To Much Time. . .Try Actually Living Or Are You To Fucking Stupid To Actually Move
May 20th, 2009 at 10:33 am
what the fuck is wrong with people, emo people die all the time and you sick bastereds think that its funny. thats just pathetic, i almost understand why someone would make this..probably out of boredom but really this will only encourage bad reactions in people who are senstive to this, and more thie is horriably offencave to emo’s. and saying that the others like myself who are defending people are “cunts” or “bitches” is really low, i mean its not like we care.
May 24th, 2009 at 8:03 am
this is sooo stupid.. like seriously..
what the hell is wrong with you guys..
to the ones who laughed about that crap.. your assholes.
i have alot of friends who have tried to kill themselves and even two family members..
its not funny. and its really messed up to make crap like this and make a joke out of a serious situation. suicide IS serious.
May 25th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
the!….
Ur ways of killing is so boring!
can i suggest one?
get a knife to the kitchen
and go to your room and strike the knife to your head!
May 28th, 2009 at 7:34 am
dont judge emo because you moght be kill on ur own saying.. girl from philippines proud to say that im an emo..
pls more pic for all you categories thanks.
May 31st, 2009 at 12:39 am
Remember kids, it’s down the street, not across the road!
Ho. Lee. Shit.
This is hi-fucking-larious.
What’s even more hilarious is everyone’s comments. Double Yew Tee Eff man.
“There is a FINE LINE between SCENE and EMO [...] They're usually HAPPY.
Um yeah. Normal people. No cutting, no ultra-hyper-depressing shit going on outside the norm. So the next time you try and make fun of some "emo" kid, make sure you know what the fuck you're talking about.
Retards.
email me: delaney783@gmail.com”
Oh holy shit. This is precious. Emo and scene in today’s culture are the same thing. Real emo is a genre of music started in the 80s. Emo today is scene. Because it’s all about the clothes and picking up chicks and everyone and their grandma’s know it. Also. Way to leave your email so people can flame you. Moron. <3
“pl Ppl,im EMO!!!but i dont cut myself(i used to,and fuck, i loved it) cuz i know its wrong!im not always in fkng black!i dont feel sorry 4 myself! although i wana cut,wana always wear black and wana be able to be emo without being judged,i cant!cuz then id loose most of the stuff and ppl in my life!think of it this way all you ANTI-EMO'S...we are doing nothing wrong to you,and u wont understand us or our surcumstances,cuz your not emo!some of u dont even know the proper meaning of emo! im whats called a Hemo:HOME Emo,SO IN PUBLIC IM ALL JOLLY AND PUNK,BUT WHEN I DO GET A GHANCE TO BE ALL EMO AND CUT THE LIVING SH!T OUTA MYSELF,OR IF I AM IN A PLACE WHERE emo IS NOT A PROBLM,I GO ALL OUT AND EXPRESS MY EMO SIDE!i wish the whole world dould be emo!or atleast goth or punk emo!”
I want so much to be able to edit this smaller, but it’s all so priceless… ‘hemo’? really? Augh the idiocy is killing me!
People actually looking for ways to kill themselves on the internet? And shouting it out on some website? Reeaallly????? Oh you people make me so sad. There are actual suicidal people who do not go through near as much effort as you do to try and get people to kiss their ass because they’re ’sad.’ Please, please follow through next time and rid the world of your stupidity.
x3AmphetamineAsphyxxiation
May 31st, 2009 at 10:36 pm
im emo but they are still funny so fuck ya’ll
June 5th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
You people who post things on here are so pathetic it’s hilarious. And what is even funnier, is the way you can’t spell. All of you went to school, have you all got amnesia or are you just plain retarded? Have a nice life.XD.
June 10th, 2009 at 12:25 am
lol. So funny, I 4 got 2 laugh…
June 10th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
omfg u all need to get a life if you were looking this up i got on it accidentaly and its a fucking waste of time
June 10th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
if anyone wants to come kill themselves with me, feel free.
I HATE PEOPLE.
and everything.
please. maybe we can use a cheese grater on ourselves, in the bath… then when we pass out from blood loss, we drown together and our soals will last for all of eternity…
let me know yeah?
June 10th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
man, you emo people are freaks.
you need to end yourseves quckly, and preferably on camera.
its funny to watch.
so yeah, your lifes a mess, so do us all a favor and go bungee jumping but with your head in the bungee yeah?
and the bungee made of cheese wire.
enjoy ure deaths!!!
June 11th, 2009 at 9:46 am
ok this one is also fucked up ill give ya 3 ways to kill urself *first bite of ur tongue and swallow it second one is slit ur throut third is grab a sig saurer and shoot ur self till u dieOK im emo i want to die but i lovee my gf too much to do so dont actully attempt these unless u wanna actully die o.O they do work!!!
or dumass who says we cant spell maybe cuz some are using there phones,
so go fuck a cow
June 14th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Hahahahaha this is just great site for emos! If you want to kill yourself just read this there is chance to die laughing or you will found out how stupid you are no one normal wants to take his own life because that is only thing we can not undo!
June 16th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
‘taylor’ I’ve got news for you, I’m on my phone aswell so fuck you.
June 18th, 2009 at 1:47 am
thats stupid if u tryin to be funny.<just swallow 2 bottles of opietes{3, just in case it doesn’t work}
June 19th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
that..was terrible. i cant believe how many haters there are on here.
June 22nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
when i`m suppose 2 laught
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:54 am
Hm. Ok. Anyone wanna die here this is the sure proof way - eat 30 popsicles. It’s bound to work. I almost died when I ate in 20, until I freaking got sent to the hospital. Cheers.
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:36 am
LOL’!
This is so stupid!
Congrats to the person who made this up aye =l
June 24th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
wow. props to whoever made this list.but really now.are some of you so pathetic that you actually came here looking for suicide methods? might i share one effective technique?
1)find busy intersection at rush hour. the morning rush is to be recomended as people are less attentive at this time.
2) stand in between middle line and the curb. standing on the middle line will lead to failure.
go ahead , emo kids. you won’t.
June 24th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
also , should we be unfortunate enough to hear from you again , learn how to spell. one mistake is okay . 200+ is simply a sign of critical failure.
June 26th, 2009 at 5:54 am
your a fucking moron how could you even halfway think any of that shit is funny
dude You need to get help theres somthing seriously wrong with you
June 27th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
yew r the stupidest person in the world and anyone who belives all this is stupid aswell , its not funny just really horrible ! its awfull , who would listen to this website !
June 28th, 2009 at 7:19 am
waz ever the iraq flag didnt work worth shit for me….>_<!
June 28th, 2009 at 11:40 am
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! this is the funniest shit ever!! you all have arguments on a web site ahahahah do you no how lame that is?? i dont even no how i stumbled upon this site!!… I think Emo’s *cough cough* should just kill themsleves!!! because 99.99999% of the time thats what they complain about right?!.. killing themslves so whats stopping you?? heres one have a nice hot bath and slit your wrists and just bleed and bleed and bleed and hopeully u will ALL die so then we dont have to put up with your FUCKING complaining about life and your exsistence!!! Bahahahaha i also think its stupid that you use EMO as a label!!! EMO=EMOTIONAL!
July 1st, 2009 at 5:39 am
This has to be one of the stupidest stuff that i’ve ever seen or read. Really if ur emo then u should go see a doctor. and if ur faking emo then i NEED to get a life or you really can go and kill yourself. really if ur a emo poser then your just wasting the air on earth. Ur a fail at life. And once again to the real emo’s…go see a doctor…they can help.
July 1st, 2009 at 7:49 pm
DudE,, ThIs FucKinG ThINg SUckS,,
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:42 pm
OMFG!!!!! how can you write this!!! okay…yeah help the people kill themselves youre reallll supportive!!!!
July 6th, 2009 at 3:30 am
….nice…il try some things…
July 6th, 2009 at 3:32 am
wow annie, Ur a fail at life. And once again to the real emo's...go see a doctor...they can help.really if ur a emo poser then your just wasting the air on earth…sad annie…poser? learn too spell please hun?…
July 6th, 2009 at 3:34 am
all people do is swear…im sick of it..someone talk normal…who invented swearing?…
July 6th, 2009 at 3:37 am
…wow rofl… wtf is dood? isnt it dude?…learn too spell before you talk people..or jus get a life…?
July 6th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
emo lifes are horrible.
i should know
July 6th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Dude…seriously you’re stupid and this could get you sued by some pretty pissed off people if your site is found on the internet history of a person’s computer that has commited suicide. And I hope that happens because I will be laughing at you when you are handcuffed and brought to trial and you are penniless. Hey you may just be actually responsible for something for once! Opps I’m sorry too many big words for you. However a big vocabulary is necessary when you graduate college and get a real job. So I’m sorry i’m not dumbing it down for your sorry self. Oh and to those of you who think that this is funny, it’s not. And i hope that karma kicks you all in the gonads and spits in your faces. I’m sure that’s in the works.
July 8th, 2009 at 3:55 am
the only thing that is certain is that this blog distracts me from killing myself and makes me want to kill you even more. you know NOTHING this is like racist except with cultures imagine this but with black jokes??!?! you must be in the KKK of emo haters!!
July 10th, 2009 at 1:42 am
stupid why would you kill your self if you have a life
July 10th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Someone has way too much free time on their hands.
July 12th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
>:)
This is funny;
But there’s easier ways to kill yourself
July 13th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
okay emokiller seriously some people have feeling and thoughts on dying. The hairspray one might work if you were in a closet. Might try it sometime. and emokiller your not cool so stop hating emos. :/
July 14th, 2009 at 1:42 am
heres a new thing for all you little emo haters kiddies…
me and my emo friends have started beattin up kids who aren’t emo. so all you fucking emo haters can come kiss our asses bitchs, but u better come with a few friends maybe 5 or 7.
if u have that many friends
July 17th, 2009 at 9:57 am
i think this is sick, how can you have ways to tell people to kill themselvs really? you are sappost to sappost them not put ‘cool ways to kill yourself’ and stuff like that becuase your just making them want to kill themselves more! fucking sick bastards!
July 17th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Oh my fucking God ebony, you suck.
Do you honestly think this is serious? Are you THAT retarded?
Jesus fucking Christ!
July 18th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
just because you like the tought of suicide, doesnt mean we do darling
emos arent suicidal half the time.
this isnt even funny.
get some comedie tips off my nan, maybe then youll be a tiny bit funny.
maybe you should try one of these methods, make sure to tell us if it works, if you dont reply on one of them, then good, we know its worked XD
.Mel x
July 25th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
wow assholes… and to think that ppl are actually nice.. hell no… you all can go fuck a stick and die mother fuckers… we do have feelings! we are PEOPLE just like you!!!! Emo is just an abrieviation to the word EMOtional! think about that….
July 25th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
fuck off crazyniggafromb-more your just a twat
emo’s (like me) try to kill them self because of people like you.
your the fag
July 25th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
BianKa how would you like it if people just went and did that
would you like knowing that people have killed them self because of you
how would you like it if one of your family was emo and they went and killed them self because of your comment?
think before you type
July 26th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
i find it amusing its disrespectful and horrid but i have a bad sense of humor