Definitive Proof That All Emo Tattoos Suck And That You’re Retarded For Even Thinking About Getting One.
As an Emo why in God’s name would you ever want to get a tattoo? To express your individuality? To feel the surging pain of the needles piercing your limbs? Or to just make your body look as unappealing as possible?
In an attempt to find an answer to this question I trawled the internet in search of some of the worst Emo tattoos on the planet. And I wasn’t disappointed. Many thanks to this page, that page and another emo page from where I “borrowed” the tattoo pictures.
First up we have this little number that looks like Gerard Way attempting to molest a bat with a skull for a head. Or perhaps it’s Gerard Way sitting behind a table with skulls on it? I can’t be certain. But what I can be certain about is that it sucks badly. I could understand if this person had one arm amputated and did the tattoo themselves with a black marker clutched with their right foot. But if this person paid a few hundred dollars to have this abomination inscribed upon their arm then I feel very sorry for them indeed.
Next up we have a bleeding heart tattoo. Well I say “bleeding heart” but it looks more like he’s rolled a minitature pineapple in boiling warm red paint and held it against his chest for an hour. It doesn’t help that the blood looks like jam too. Still it’s a nice idea even though it looks nothing like it’s meant to.
This is my favorite one so far. I think it’s meant to be a depressed, stoner robot with a broken heart. Well it’s either a robot or a very old model of a vacuum cleaner. You can tell that the machine is emo because its eyes are shut and its head is tilted slightly to the right. Nice one.
WTF? Is this even a real tattoo? If it is then I sincerely hope that the girl drew it herself because a) it’s hardly the most professional tattoo on the planet and b) I could have done this better myself whilst drunk on cheap Scotch. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that she did it herself with some cherry lipstick and a marker pen.
What can I say about this, apart from that it sucks more than a Hoover over an old man’s cock.. Am I missing something here? What is it about emos and bleeding stars? It wouldn’t be so bad if the star was actually well drawn and looked pretty, but it doesn’t. And the blood just makes it so cliched.
Fuck me. I think I might have shit myself. I can understand why someone would want a tattoo to commemorate the life of a loved one, but this is just scary. The tattooed head looks like the love child of Freddy Krueger and a rhino. There’s no better way to defile the memory of a loved one by getting a tattoo drawn of them by a tattooist who is off their face on a hearty cocktail of Gin, crystal meth and angel dust.
Finally an emo tattoo that actually serves a purpose…..
This is like something from a nightmare, but I guess the person is lucky that’s it on their foot and not on their forehead as it’s hideous. In fact when I first looked at the picture I didn’t even realise it was a tattoo. I thought he had exceptionally hairy foot, with some cuts here and there.
I’ve seen several tattoos of this ilk were a meaningless emo saying is tattooed onto an arm using an indecipherable font. I think this one says “Frustration can be gorgeous” but I can’t be certain. What’s the point of getting a tattoo like this if no-one can read it? Actually I think it might say “Fustigation can be glorious”.
There’s only one thing worse than having a silly emo saying tattooed on your arm and that’s having a silly emo poem tattooed there instead.
And as a final LOL. Can you imagine taking this fellow home to meet your parents for dinner? I can understand face paint…..Hell I used to always get it done at carnivals when I was younger! But it’s a completely different kettle of fish if you have it tattooed on your face. I mean what’s he gonna do if he wants to stop being an evil skull creature-man? Scrub his face until his skin falls off?
September 11th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Roflmao,this is funny .
September 16th, 2008 at 4:38 am
Hahahaha! That last dude totally fucked his entire life up, and the funniest part about it is that he has no idea! And that “In Loving Memory Of…” tattoo is fucking disgusting! When he was getting it done, didn’t he look even once to see how the progress was coming along? As for that emo robot thing. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that the heart on that robot is on the wrong side of it’s chest.
September 17th, 2008 at 2:34 am
Skullboy hasn’t “fucked up his entire life” actually…he’s got a lot more work done now and he’s happy with it, so why do you care? You don’t like these tattoos, so what? Live and let live.
September 26th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
hello i’m french and i’m not emo but i really like their looks i really hope you have something more interesting in your life than critisizing some of those tatoos are really pretty and even if they are not your are really mean
September 29th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
WTF?!
WTF?!
WTF?!
Ohhh my eyes …take them out plz…
October 8th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
OH LULZ I SAW THAT SKULL TATTOO ON AOL! AND THAT IN LOVING MEMORY ONE, IT WAS AWFUL
and I agree take my grey eyes out plz before they begin to bleed and destroy my freckles ;]
friggin’ emos ¬¬
October 11th, 2008 at 10:30 am
woaaahhhh, stop right there
the last one, i almost shitted myself.
Like i said b4 his life, if he regrets it its his fault buhh dont judge him ok?!?!
October 14th, 2008 at 9:42 am
lol that guys face was awesome but i wouldnt want a permanent face like that
October 16th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Art is subjective.
November 8th, 2008 at 12:10 am
the foot ones creapy…
November 10th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
holy fuck that is some weird shit
November 20th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
You can get whatever tatoo you want… emos are different so their tatoos should be different too.
November 29th, 2008 at 4:07 am
u fucking emo ppl…ok im one but look tatoos are gay like ur ass haha…. p.funking S: u should really work on the tatoos
December 11th, 2008 at 3:58 am
The last one went to far but is that your problem or his?
December 12th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
fu**in weirdossssssssss wat is your problem?????
December 21st, 2008 at 5:40 am
lolz @ “in loving memory” tattoo. that shit is hideous, disgusting, vile, blech, shit, piss, diarreah, vomit, trash, wtf, pathetic, and noob.
December 23rd, 2008 at 5:40 am
Well im “emo” (thats a lable i dont like lables) and im not crazy about tattoz but if a person wants to get one thats there personal opinion….. If i could get a tatto it would b on my bac and say EMO…. But that last dude waz kinda creppy…. I dont see why people would go that far jus to look dead…. Thats why there is make up in the world eye liner n black eye shadow looks fine and gives you the prefvect dead look.. Idk its jus kinda weird… And the robots heart waz on da wrong side… That person is so fucking stupid
December 24th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
dude i have 8 emo tatoos….but better like merlyn manson and all other crap
December 30th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?
emos are people too! some of those tattoos are awesome! is critisize people all you can do?!
December 31st, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Emo’s are not people. They are more like RATS!
January 1st, 2009 at 5:19 pm
WTF is your problem?! How can you say emos aren’t people?! They were born they have parents too, they walk on two legs, they talk, they feel and you say they’re rats you might wanna watch yourself coz your more like them than you think!!
January 2nd, 2009 at 4:59 pm
they r amazin they rulee xxx
January 8th, 2009 at 6:36 am
yeah that hot emo chick did that heart with eyeliner and some other makeup
January 15th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Thank you. ^^
I love this. Much needed humor.
And it really is that funny. Sorry guys. I have emo friends, i’m pretty sure they would laugh at this. I don’t care what you guys think. This is still funny.
January 18th, 2009 at 1:35 am
“# lea Says
hello i'm french and i'm not emo but i really like their looks i really hope you have something more interesting in your life than critisizing some of those tatoos are really pretty and even if they are not your are really mean”
HAHAHA, man you get the stupidest comments here. That emo who said she hated being labelled, but would get a tat saying ‘EMO’ on her back, I mean WTF!?
February 18th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Listen you smelly poopy butt face. I just happen to be a gay emo kid and it’s people like you that make me cry at night when I pull on my penis
February 19th, 2009 at 7:31 am
LMAO i just LOLED OUT LOUD at the last one (and its midnight here!)
February 19th, 2009 at 10:35 am
those tats were hot. the last one is creative but personally i wouldnt dare bring him home to my parents. but happened to beauty lying within anyway???? i have seen some trailer trash look worse than that so stop bitching. some of you here probably look worse and the funny thing is its probably natural!!! hahahahahhahahaha
February 24th, 2009 at 5:13 am
your just a jealuos bitch that cant handle thae fact that these people did what they wanted to do with there life and you are just to danm scared to follow who u are. You kow im emo yea whatever but when most of me and my friends got our tattoos they all had meanings to us and we all could give a fuck wat u think now shut up and leave people you just cant understand alone
February 28th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
The guy frm this site is obviously sme lame ass JOCK thats nt hapy with himself so nw he critisizes emos! Grow up dude. Those ppls tattoos has ther own personal meaning. Its nt there for evry1 to undastand. If u were emo ud undastand..go do sme mre research dude..
February 28th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Dude u obviously are sme jealous lame ass jock. Emo tatts has ther own personal meaning. Duznt mata hw it lux to othas. Go do sme mre research b4 breaking ppl down..i thnk u unhapi wit urself nw u tuning otha ppl. Grow up dude. Ur site nd al ur remarks suck.
March 10th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
im emo. i hate when people sterio type me. let people live how ever the fuck they want. its not on you, so dont fucking complain.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:06 am
bitch u have no fuckin taste in tattoos! im sorry that the only tattoo u have is a gay fuckin pony. what 2 pussy 2 feel pain? fuck u know u know how we emos feel everyday havin 2 put up with life and ur crap!!!!! fuck u!
March 29th, 2009 at 8:22 am
The wrist one?
The cuts are in the wrong direction. Unless she’s reminding herself to cut her hands off.
March 29th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
well in my thoughts I think there really coool maybee jus a lil creeepy butt awsumm at thee same timee fabulouss and btww emosz really are people andd ii doont cutt myself but occasionally wen I can’t standd thinqs ill do itt but lightly
March 31st, 2009 at 8:42 pm
I love the scissor one.. imma gonna think bout that one.. but that skull one was pretty.. WOW.. imagine kissin that.. UGH i jus did.. lol.. and i liked the depresed stoner robot one..
April 1st, 2009 at 9:08 pm
hhaha these are the dumbest tats evrr
May 24th, 2009 at 7:37 am
This is horrible………. you people are mean don’t you think of how it would feel if you had a tattoo done and everybody on the internet what laughing at you and calling you a dumb emo?
no one deserves to be treated so shamefully.
Everyone laughing is a ignorant Biggot.
June 10th, 2009 at 5:27 am
dat emo girl wit tha heart tataoo looks hot
June 12th, 2009 at 7:27 am
“Well im "emo" (thats a lable i dont like lables) and im not crazy about tattoz but if a person wants to get one thats there personal opinion..... If i could get a tatto it would b on my bac and say EMO”
Hypocrite much?
And the last one wouldn’t surprise my parents. I’ve painted creepier things then that.
June 14th, 2009 at 12:40 am
tattoos nowadays are pointless, and i will explain: 1st they were supposed to label you to a certin group of people (ie.gangs prisoner or just a big fuck you to the rest of the world) but now its extremely cool to be tattooed which was the exact opposite reason to get them. 2nd they do not show how much of an “individual” you are because well EVERYBODY has tattoos now. no one is an individual who needs to “express” themselves through this so called art..what i am trying to say here is that tattoos in fact now make you just like the rest of the flock..you are not special(well not in tha good way)
June 16th, 2009 at 8:57 am
holy shit I hope that skull guy isn’t emo that is more metal if anything. brutal
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Just so EVERYONE knows, the last dude is with a circus cos hes in bizarre magazine alot, so nah he aint messed his life up he can just stay with his creppy buddies, but omg the rest are ahit, an dont get a tattoo on your bingo wing!thats horrible! x
June 29th, 2009 at 2:44 am
Hey, it’s your right to tattoo whatever you want on your body.
It’s my right to tell you that you look like a fucking idiot.
I have ink, wish I didn’t.
July 1st, 2009 at 5:48 am
wow
July 8th, 2009 at 4:05 am
i have to say most of these are actually good. its just your messed the fuck up cultural boundary’s that are fucked up and alot of them arnt emo, but goth and the girl with the heart on her hand is more scene then emo learn to tell emo goth and scene apart faggot
July 12th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
and?
if people want tattoos, who are you to say they can’t?
its only art!
x
July 13th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Pffft… Stoopid Chavs. I’m Sowee, But I’d Rather Have These Than “LFC” On My Leg Or Steven Gerrard On My Chest… It’s All Football With You Lot Int It…?
Can’t Be Doing With Ya! And I Think You Should Get More of A Social Life Rather Than Posting Up People’s Tattoos And Skitting Them. Heck, We Could Skit You’re Style All We Liked, But We’re Too Busy… Outside… Where The People Are… Sucker.
July 25th, 2009 at 2:13 am
Ok well first of all that in memory tattoo is not emo at all, every only gets those tattoos for a loved one, and yes it’s a really shit tattoo but that does not change the fact that’s it’s not emo, and secondly the dude with the misfits skull on his face, not emo either, it’s actually punk, there is a big difference.
July 27th, 2009 at 3:55 am
wtf? wow ur very retarded. ur mother like smashed ur head with a rock wen u were born or hatched o.o anywayz uh u have no life. burn n hell. every1 hatez ur ass. and ur prob sum fugly bitch with no life….the hand tattoo isnt even a tattoo itz just a heart that was drawn with marker! dumbass. and most of these arent emo tattoos there just tattoos u found under “emo tattoos”. u fuckin bitch ass cunt! burn n helllllll, k? k…cya there