Definitive Proof That All Emo Tattoos Suck And That You’re Retarded For Even Thinking About Getting One.
As an Emo why in God’s name would you ever want to get a tattoo? To express your individuality? To feel the surging pain of the needles piercing your limbs? Or to just make your body look as unappealing as possible?
In an attempt to find an answer to this question I trawled the internet in search of some of the worst Emo tattoos on the planet. And I wasn’t disappointed. Many thanks to this page, that page and another emo page from where I “borrowed” the tattoo pictures.
First up we have this little number that looks like Gerard Way attempting to molest a bat with a skull for a head. Or perhaps it’s Gerard Way sitting behind a table with skulls on it? I can’t be certain. But what I can be certain about is that it sucks badly. I could understand if this person had one arm amputated and did the tattoo themselves with a black marker clutched with their right foot. But if this person paid a few hundred dollars to have this abomination inscribed upon their arm then I feel very sorry for them indeed.
Next up we have a bleeding heart tattoo. Well I say “bleeding heart” but it looks more like he’s rolled a minitature pineapple in boiling warm red paint and held it against his chest for an hour. It doesn’t help that the blood looks like jam too. Still it’s a nice idea even though it looks nothing like it’s meant to.
This is my favorite one so far. I think it’s meant to be a depressed, stoner robot with a broken heart. Well it’s either a robot or a very old model of a vacuum cleaner. You can tell that the machine is emo because its eyes are shut and its head is tilted slightly to the right. Nice one.
WTF? Is this even a real tattoo? If it is then I sincerely hope that the girl drew it herself because a) it’s hardly the most professional tattoo on the planet and b) I could have done this better myself whilst drunk on cheap Scotch. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that she did it herself with some cherry lipstick and a marker pen.
What can I say about this, apart from that it sucks more than a Hoover over an old man’s cock.. Am I missing something here? What is it about emos and bleeding stars? It wouldn’t be so bad if the star was actually well drawn and looked pretty, but it doesn’t. And the blood just makes it so cliched.
Fuck me. I think I might have shit myself. I can understand why someone would want a tattoo to commemorate the life of a loved one, but this is just scary. The tattooed head looks like the love child of Freddy Krueger and a rhino. There’s no better way to defile the memory of a loved one by getting a tattoo drawn of them by a tattooist who is off their face on a hearty cocktail of Gin, crystal meth and angel dust.
Finally an emo tattoo that actually serves a purpose…..
This is like something from a nightmare, but I guess the person is lucky that’s it on their foot and not on their forehead as it’s hideous. In fact when I first looked at the picture I didn’t even realise it was a tattoo. I thought he had exceptionally hairy foot, with some cuts here and there.
I’ve seen several tattoos of this ilk were a meaningless emo saying is tattooed onto an arm using an indecipherable font. I think this one says “Frustration can be gorgeous” but I can’t be certain. What’s the point of getting a tattoo like this if no-one can read it? Actually I think it might say “Fustigation can be glorious”.
There’s only one thing worse than having a silly emo saying tattooed on your arm and that’s having a silly emo poem tattooed there instead.
And as a final LOL. Can you imagine taking this fellow home to meet your parents for dinner? I can understand face paint…..Hell I used to always get it done at carnivals when I was younger! But it’s a completely different kettle of fish if you have it tattooed on your face. I mean what’s he gonna do if he wants to stop being an evil skull creature-man? Scrub his face until his skin falls off?
September 11th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Roflmao,this is funny .
September 16th, 2008 at 4:38 am
Hahahaha! That last dude totally fucked his entire life up, and the funniest part about it is that he has no idea! And that “In Loving Memory Of…” tattoo is fucking disgusting! When he was getting it done, didn’t he look even once to see how the progress was coming along? As for that emo robot thing. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that the heart on that robot is on the wrong side of it’s chest.
September 17th, 2008 at 2:34 am
Skullboy hasn’t “fucked up his entire life” actually…he’s got a lot more work done now and he’s happy with it, so why do you care? You don’t like these tattoos, so what? Live and let live.
September 26th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
hello i’m french and i’m not emo but i really like their looks i really hope you have something more interesting in your life than critisizing some of those tatoos are really pretty and even if they are not your are really mean
September 29th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
WTF?!
WTF?!
WTF?!
Ohhh my eyes …take them out plz…
October 8th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
OH LULZ I SAW THAT SKULL TATTOO ON AOL! AND THAT IN LOVING MEMORY ONE, IT WAS AWFUL
and I agree take my grey eyes out plz before they begin to bleed and destroy my freckles ;]
friggin’ emos ¬¬
October 11th, 2008 at 10:30 am
woaaahhhh, stop right there
the last one, i almost shitted myself.
Like i said b4 his life, if he regrets it its his fault buhh dont judge him ok?!?!
October 14th, 2008 at 9:42 am
lol that guys face was awesome but i wouldnt want a permanent face like that
October 16th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Art is subjective.
November 8th, 2008 at 12:10 am
the foot ones creapy…
November 10th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
holy fuck that is some weird shit