Do Emo Scene Boys Masturbate?
No.
Why? Well it’s forbidden by the Cult of Emo. If an Emo Kid is caught jerking off by either Gerard Way or Pete Wentz then they’ll be expelled forever from the cult.
The idea is that Emo Boys are meant to remain chaste for homosexual relations with the Fathers of The Emo Movement.
How do they the Emo Fathers keep track of this? Well in order to be Emo you must have a Livejournal and update it at least 10 times a day with your every action. Gerard Way and Pete Wentz then check each Emos journal to see if they’ve been up to any naughtiness and if they have then the Emo is mmediately suspended from attending any of their concerts.
Their names will be displayed on a ‘Wall Of Shame’ and are likely to subject reprisal attacks from extremists within the Emo community.
It’s hard to believe but this is 100% truth.
June 9th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
I’ve been seeing Gerard Way pop up a lot on this blog (Still trying to figure out why the hell I’m reading it).
I don’t mind you ranting about emo’s. It’s your opinion, whatever.
But don’t drag Gerard into this.
He’s anti-emo, just like you. He doesn’t exactly go about it the same way you do, but he thinks it’s a pile of shit. Praise him, don’t trash him.
July 6th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Who do you think you are?
Emo’s are people to, some of my closest friends are emo.
Who are you to jugge them, just because their different.
That is racism in some form and you are to scared to accept them that you bash them online.
Kind of pathetic isin’t it?
July 6th, 2009 at 10:15 am
This is pathetic, if you hate them so much, then why did you set up an entire blog just to bash them?
When you get over how intolerant and racist you’re being, mabe you can accept that emo’s are people to and you bashing them isint going to make them go away.
My best friends are emo’s and you’re just nothing to them.
Emo haters are sad people, sad people that have nothing better to do.
July 17th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
mmmk so dont dis emos as one i am very offended ud say this we are people 2 and you no what we r also not a cult dont bash us cus u got this whole thing wrong…its a fashion statment and can be many other things so if u bash us u better bash popular people jocks preps and girly girls
July 26th, 2009 at 12:30 am
Okay, This is stupid, 1st emo boys hair is awesome, 2nd i’m not emo but, my friend are so i take this offensive, and if your going to be an a$$hole then fCuk off. Your just jealous becuase your probably not pretty enough to be emo/scene so just suck it up jealous b!tch. Btw, i’m scene, and if your going to call me fugly, look at my pics first. then you can judge me all you want.
July 27th, 2009 at 2:12 am
wtf! emo r only emo bcuz they r getting hurt from things people like u say abt them!
July 29th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
bitch i hope alot more people own you for this shitty site. ima comment on like every page. the shit you write is so sad and ridiculous. get a life sweetie.