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Do Emos Have A Religion? What Do Emos Believe?

Emos are godless Atheists who support fascist regimes, public floggings and the death penalty. They despise everything that is just and Good in the world.

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They do not believe in anything but themselves. They are their own Gods.

Church for an Emo is their bedroom. Here they will perform all sorts of depravities to appease the collective wraths of the Emo figureheads (i.e. Gerald Way and Peter Werntz).

Emo’s become violent if other people refuse to worship them as a God like figure. This is why so many of them cut. They can’t see that they are basically just ignorant slobs with no lives and believe wholeheartedly that people in the mainstream should be worshipping them instead of Our Lord Jesus Christ.

If you see an Emo praying to himself in the street, feel free to fart in his face as a way of showing him that God disapproves.

5 Responses to “Do Emos Have A Religion? What Do Emos Believe?”

  1. Ashley Larson Says:
    May 21st, 2009 at 1:22 am

    i hate you fucktards. you know nothing about emo kids, so shut the fuck up

  2. Taylor Swallows Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 5:52 am

    wow.
    im emo and i am a christian.
    so u dont know shit.
    Wow u guys are fucking gay.

  3. me Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 9:47 am

    god can suck my di$%. and im not an emo.

  4. Angelique A Says:
    June 30th, 2009 at 5:48 am

    okay who ever wrote this is so fucking stupid!!!! i don’t worship myself i love god
    i cut myself because i am unhappy and it release some of my pain from reality
    and i am not an ignorant slob with with no live cuz you know what i have a life it just happen not to be the best i bet i did more fucking fun shit in my life than you ever did
    i know how to have fun and crazy times that i enjoy looking back on

    oh btw don’t talk shit about something you know nothing about!! i hate people who are so blind and plan out stupid!!!

  5. Gabby B. Says:
    August 2nd, 2009 at 8:22 am

    Wtf is this shit? Whoever wrote this doesn’t know shit about Emo people.
    I happen to be a christian and an Emo, I got fucking baptized and am forced to go to church, I hate Church but I love god like any other person.
    I don’t worship myself, I don’t worship anything.
    So you can fuck off and quit pretending like you know anything about Emo people.
    If you haven’t noticed already, Emo is short for fucking EMOtional. We aren’t a cult or something, We just have different views on life and have our own personal opinions. Just like you do, so get your fucking facts straight. I hate people who think they are so much better then us just because we have our own opinions. So fuck off and get a life, no one wants to here you talk badly about people.

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