Don’t Kill Emo Kids! Adopt Them Instead and Make Them Take A Shower!
If someone could please assist me with this mission, it would be greatly appreciated. I would really like to work on organizing an adoption agency for all of the Emos of the world. Potential parents with a high tolerance for smell, a large bathroom with plenty of soap and some harsh punishments would be given first priority.
Of course, one of the first tasks that each potential parent would be given is seeing if they are capable of cleaning the Emo properly. In order to pass this mission, it would be required that the Emo emerge in clean, colorful and respectable clothing and there be no smells coming from the Emo. Most potential parents are capable of doing this; however, there are obviously some that are not.
It would be possible with some work, a lot of soap, and a good supply of showers and clothing to clean the population of Emos from the world in a relatively short period of time. Working together, we can take care of this stinky problem and provide a better life for the Emos, plus a better air quality for everyone else in the world.
July 13th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
lol! that is such a fake picture XD
I love the HIM poster
emo’s rn’t greebo’s- get it right
July 20th, 2008 at 1:55 am
wtf emos do take a bath dumb ass they do but anyways y did u guys right dis and dat picture is sooooo fake
July 28th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
NOT all emos stink
October 9th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Punk’s i can tolerate, metal’s i can tolerate, grunge’s i can tolerate, goth’s i can tolerate.
BUT NOT EMO!
KILL THEM!
November 13th, 2008 at 1:28 am
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November 24th, 2008 at 12:08 am
idiots…leave the emos alone they choose their lives…fuck off…
January 6th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
just wondering, where did this stereotype come from, i havent met any smelly emo kids, well, not yet
personally i can not wait to get clean after hanging out and working on cars, or whatever, or waking up drunk with leaves and sticks stuck in my hair, tequila was involved with that one, so your guess is as good as mine
January 15th, 2009 at 1:38 am
That pic is fake hair, you can tell by the way it hangs over the eye, and you can’t see through stands of the hair, and they are all packed together. Not real hair.
Fake tears….
And I had girls the other day who were admiring my smell. They actually stole my jacket and were smelling it all day.
You say emos are weird.