Dwayne From GTA4 Is An Annoying, Pointless Emo Cutter
I’ve been playing Grand Theft Auto 4 for the XBOX 360 for the last few months and one of my biggest regrets was killing Playboy X instead of Dwayne. Why? Well Dwayne is the epitomy of an Emo. Sure Playboy X was an annoying as hell but he was nowhere near as bad as Dwayne. I’m constantly being harassed on my cellphone by him asking if I want to hang out. If I say no he usually goes mental and threatens to slice off his balls.
And even if I do take him out bowling he still complains. He’ll say stuff like “Man life is tough. I hate everyone. I hate myself”. He just never stops complaining. So for a while I stopped picking up the phone when he called. For some reason I didn’t find that satisfying so instead I now collect Dwayne and try to kill him in the most amusing way possible. But since I’m pretty unimaginative I usually end up just driving him into the sea.
The best part is when he rings up asking me to collect him from the hospital. Most of the time I just ignore him and he’ll respond with a text calling me a turdpusher. Sometimes I go to collect him from the hospital and just drive him back into the sea again.
So if you’re just starting GTA 4 remember to kill Dwayne rather than Playboy X. Otherwise you’ll be more likely to drive your car into the ocean in real life.
