Emo Baby Names
If you’re reading this as an emo thinking about having a child, stop right now! We need less of this crap and you most certainly don’t need a child until you’ve sorted your own problems out. If you want to have something to careful, why not borrow a raccoon from the countryside, wrap it up in a blanket and pretend it’s your child? If it’s still alive after a few months (which it won’t be) then you can consider having a child. But only if you agree not to give it one of the following names below.
Please remember that the names below are only examples. You should give your child a name that’ll ensure he or she will be scarred for life. It must be something that’ll have the bullies in hysterics for ages otherwise it just won’t work. For the best results consider giving your child a name that rhymes with piss.
Boy
Clarence Rhinehorn
Elvis Hipship
Bob Cock
Terrance Ballchop
Damien Hertzbrent
Ripcord Fandango
Pete Bentz
Brother Razor
Nelson Wankathon
Terminal Chastity
Girls
Princess Urada
Sister Scratch
Deflowered Ure
Stabatha Rabatha
Mongo Jerry
Derailed Herzberg
September 17th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
This Is So Pathetic
Nd Yeah Im From England
We Have Heard Of Emo You Fucktards
October 4th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
I Agree With The Other
This Is So Fcuking Gay.
WOW >.
October 4th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
who cares if sum 1 is emo its their lyfe…so who ever left that comment saying we r fucktards u can go fuck a cow or what ever you ppl do in england do for pleasure!
October 9th, 2007 at 7:24 am
TO THE AUTHOR:
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO WRITE ANYTHING YOU LIKE. BUT THERE ARE LIMITS YOU SEE….THERE ARE LOTS OF PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT LIKES\LOVE EMOS AND IF THEY WOULD HAVE READ THESE BLOGS OF YOURS THEY’LL SURELY GET ANGRY AT YOU FOR DESCRIMINATING PEOPLES STYLE AND FASHION AND DIGNITY.
I HAVE NOTICED SOMETHING….YOU DO LOVE TO DESCRIMINATE AND CRITISIZE PETE WENTZ,,, WHAT THE HELL DID THE PERSON DO TO YOU, THAT YOU CRITISIZE HIM LIKE HELL!?!
IF YOU REALLY HATE HIM, WHY DON’T YOU KEEP IT TO YOUR SELF…RATHER THAN POSTING NASTY THINGS ABOUT HIM AND HURTING MILLIONS OF FANS OUT THERE>>……
YOUR SUCH A CRAP!
October 13th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
WTF? thats stupid none of those names are cool
i think Sinn, Seig, and Sage are better emo names, thats what im going to name my kids,
October 18th, 2007 at 8:07 am
oh my lorf you are a fat jerk with nothing better to do with your time.
I’m ashamed of you.
seriously, get a life. Preferably a good one, not like the shit one you’ve got now.
ciao ciao NOW NOW
from,
your secret hater!!!
October 27th, 2007 at 4:09 am
Erm, i am an english Emo. I do not care that i have been ‘discriminated’ against. Freedom of speech overules discrimination, surely!!
I am emo. I do a lot of things this website has said emos do. But i love anti-emo jokes! Cus they are true and i accept that.
I love the dark. Its comforting.
“How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb? None, They’d rather sit in the dark.” So true!!
And randomly talking to posts now:
Sinn = Awesome. Love it =D
Sieg = German for Win, i think. Great name to inspire.
Sage = Dark green… or a herb. But sounds nice none the less.
But none of those baby names are good.
Try something more dark and less idiotic.
Kthnx.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
WTF??
Emo Is a Genre Of Music Not A Way Of Life Or Dress..
These “Emo People” Are Just Representing Their Music..
I’m Classed As “Emo”
I Wear Skinny Jeans And Band Shirts And Illicit Clothing..
But I SAy I’m Not Emo..
So What a Few Scars Here And Thre Big Deal..
Whoever Is Responsible For This Page Is a Jerk..
GROW UP!!
these names are sooo lame just like you and this page..
Stop Critising peolple faggot, like pete wentz..
look what he’s made of his life and you??
a Stupid Page On The Net? jut sit round critisising people who have lives and live it well??
fuck i hate people like you!!
look i’m 15 and i can be pretty imature sme time but this? woah i look so mature compared to you dude!!
I Can Come Up With this And yet you.. just bee mean and critisise>> facking JERK!!
GET A LIFE AND GROW UP!!
hope you grow up and leave people the fuck alone bye..
From the person that hates you muchly..
ME YOU MUTHA FUCKA!!
die mother fucker die muther fucker die!!
^^ Children of bodom ^^
November 9th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
well, this is just bullshit, itsn’t it. Not only are these names completely made up, they’re SHIT.you needto start psting some real stuff or get the fuck off the internet. you’re a racist to emos and im insulted!
February 17th, 2008 at 3:15 am
I think that Jade is also a emo name
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:00 pm
visit http://www.accordingtoanemokid.piczo.com
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:33 pm
fuck me………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………HARD BITCH!
May 13th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Thank you [TeEN_DIsTORTION].
all these kids at my school are like:
emo is when you cut your self and blahh blah blah you
wear skinny jeans and tight shirts…..
NO it just a type of music
no its not its when you cut your self…
people think so mant defenitions of what emo is
if you wear tight clothing (skinny)
that is just a style of clothing… its called “scene”
May 20th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
I’m NOT emo… but…. emo means emotion. emo is how someone feels… why should we care about it?… example.(of a stupid person who judges)- You see an “emo” person walk by, you look at that person and remark eww to yourself, why are they emo?!.. then you notice they have scars on their arms… what the hell right?! why are they stupid? why do they freaken hurt themselves..???!! if only people knew why or understood why they cut, it helps get their mind off the EMOTIONAL pains, repaces it with PHYSICAL.. and a person doens’t have to cut to be emo… some cut because they have a bad life at home, abusive parents, neglectful parents who don’t care, a bad break up after 5 years.. there are sooo many reasons.. so i wish websitres like this should just be erased..
this is a judgemental site…
define define define…..
labels.
i fucking hate them.
get a life.
one that doesn’t involve judging or labeling and asking people to “define” emo..
it’s NOT a way of life,
it’s a type of music…
and also a feeling.
you don’t have to cut to be emo….
and emo’s should not be judge it just adds to the emotional pain..
think before you do something stupid like tell them their stupid…
how would YOU like it if you were made fun of because you cried after being abused or made fun of for your entire life because of how you looked or just who you are…
think.. it’s hard going through all that pressure…
through all that name calling and judging…
think of it as what if it was you the emo person and those people making fun of you…
May 27th, 2008 at 1:50 am
Emo are ppl who like to stand out from others so we dress diffrent. we like punk/rock/metal music b/c idk we like it.
we act diffrent so we aren’t like anyone else or problems at home or something.
you should care about EMOs b/c we are pretty much the world’s emotion. =D ?
thats what we are if you pp are wondering.
May 31st, 2008 at 9:40 am
lolz emo r us much?…lolz
^^
June 5th, 2008 at 12:36 am
hey hey now everyone, i kno this is a huge thing nowdays about people defining emo, well if you want my opinion, i have many friends who are emo and i dont care what people think, i personally am not but ive been down certain roads so i kno what its like to feel like that. and also for those saying that emo isnt a style, techniqually it IS becasue emo is short for emotional which is an adjective to describe a person or place or thing so there.
not trying to start anything, just throwing that out there for all u ppl. but im not taking sides i was just stating the first thing that comes to mind. and also just because you dress a certain way and listen to certain music DOESNT mean u cut yourself ^-^
June 6th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Zelia is a good girls name…more punk than emo
June 10th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
For me emo is being a lil anti-social and being sencitive and listening to depressing music and thinking about what ever can go wrong and beliveing it will go wrong and and those whom wear the skinny jeans and all that thats now emo thats being scene so yea shut up with all that im emo look at my pants bull-shit i just got out of a solitary confinement room with the straight jacket and pillowed room i was in there for trying to comment suicide cuz to be honest who could ever love me and not only that but an emo-kid as myself
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:43 am
Those names all suckass. I like…
For Boy:
Haiden
Jordan
Lucifer
Trent
Desirée (pronounced DEZ ur ay)
Dominique (pronounced DOM in EEK)
For Girl:
Aiden
Scarlet
Zelda
Zelia (pronounced ZAY lee uh)
June 26th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
hmmmmm….. i was trying to find a cool emo name but….. shit….. so much fo rthat on this website X_X
-you darkest hour-
July 20th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
you are fuckin stupied yo make fun of pete wentz he is like so hot . . . . . .second of all little mr england @ the top bes STFU he bes got to the fuckingham palace b4 i get to him
so peace out
luvers and haters
ily (all)
(grr)
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:42 pm
To the Author:
I agree that you have your rights to write anything you like but you do not have the right to go about insulting people that are different from you. You may not like anyone that you consider to be an ‘emo’ but just because you’re not one, doesn’t mean you’re any better or they are less. These so called people, ‘emos’ have chosen their steps in life to be an ‘emo’ and good for them. They shouldn’t have to be afraid of anyone else like you, and your harsh words, for they should be able to free their nature with pride. Do any of these people, ‘emos’, insult your life? No. So give them the respect that they give you and leave their lives alone and focus on your own. You were given your life to control, not anybody elses.
To all ‘emos’:
I admire your confidence and I, myself, am probably what you would call an ‘emo’. And I am really proud of myself for not letting anyone step in my way, I hope you are proud of yourselves too. We are all special, so don’t let anyone tell you different.
Libby.
(Elizabeth Leigh Baker)
July 27th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Im emo, not the stereotype, the fashion. Im happy, have many friends,I enjoy math. There are those that live as the stereotype make things worse for others. Those that cut bcuz they feel lonely, be happy, you wont get disappointed by others. who knows you better than U, if u dont then start. LGBT that havnt come out get depressed cuz the societies & even their familly look down at them. Fear of rejection plagues them creating a solution, suicide. They dnt joke around. U’ll be happy to be U & so will others
July 29th, 2008 at 3:52 am
SCREW YOU!!!
this is BS!
are u fucking kidding?
EMOS ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 7th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
YOU PEOPLE REALLY HAVE NO LIVES. STOP WORRYING BOUT WHAT PPL YOU DONT KNOW THINK ABOUT YOU. WHO CARES
August 9th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Wow… such negativity. Smile! *tralalalalala* *cheery happy joy* *smiles giggles rainbows* I wuv you all!!!! <3 <3
August 9th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
U JERK u can go 2 hell u fucking ass-hole I AM AN ENGLISH EMO AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT yeah i cut myself and yeah im bisexual and stuff but u dnt have 2 discriminate EMO’S r ppl U FUCKING FAGET ur emo in ur own way 2 STUPID ASS EVERY1 IS EMO IN THERE OWN WAY SO I SUGGEST U SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!>:-O
August 10th, 2008 at 12:16 am
So Ella,
If you’re really Emo and I’m Emo too then why are you giving me such abuse? Aren’t you meant to be sensitive and shit?
Could it be that you are a brainless Emo clone? Another preening useless twat who cuts because Mom brought home the wrong type of peanut butter?
You tell me. We’re both “ppl” after all. And as for calling me a “faget”. LOL, I’m the one who discriminates???
Christ. Ella is in the KKK.
September 28th, 2008 at 8:12 am
well… erm.. *laughs him self silly* emos are depressed fuckwads…. i know… i make enough of em cry on a daily basis… but some of you retarded emos are really a bunch of hypocritical losers… and even some of the people disrespecting them are kind of if not completely retarded… and seig and all the rest of the names that one person came up with aren’t nearly enough emo… i’d think something like raven or something close to that would be more emo… but you all are rather stupid in that you take offense to a little post about emo baby names… it’s for fun… who cares… no one really… hell i’ve wasted about 5 minutes here and already i’m pissed at my self lol whatever… emos piss me off because all they ever do is cry and complain about how depressing their lives are… then fucking get over it or shoot your self in the face so i don’t have to listen to it