Emo Bangs Make Your Eyes Weaker
It’s true. Emos are intentionally destroying their eyesight by growing bangs over one eye. Since sight is restricted, the emo places significant strain on their other eye which must compensate for the lack of vision . This makes it difficult form them to drive without crashing into walls, grandma’s and police cruisers.
Which leads me to ask, why should emos be allowed to drive in the first place if they are causing such carnage on the roads? Most emos drive under the influence whilst wearing bangs. They are preoccupied with ripping their arms to shreds with razors whilst driving. They couldn’t care what’s in front of them on the road. And worst of all they are listening to “Fall Out Boy” on their car stereos! I remember trying to drive when a “Fall Out Boy” song was on the radio and I lost control of the vehicle on 5 different occasions. It was if my brain was switching itself off to escape the pain of having to listen to that crock of shit.
There should be a separate driving test designed for emos which tests their ability to drive whilst wearing bangs. If the emo succeeds in the test, they should be granted a licence with serious restrictions written into it. For example it should be made illegal for Emos to drive whilst listening to “My Chemical Romance” or “Fall Out Boy”. If an emo is caught breaking this law then their should be crushed whilst they are made to watch.
I don’t trust emos with bangs in any profession. Can you imagine getting into the car with an emo cab-driver? I’d be more willing to get into the vehicle if an Old English Sheepdog, smacked up on Wild Turkey, was behind the wheel. I’d be more likely to escape with my life anyway.
September 26th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM NOT EMO BUT I HAVE ALOT OF FRIENDS THAT ARE AND LET ME TELL ALL OF YOU THAT THEY ARE REALLY NICE SENITIVE PEOPLE. AND ALL OF YOU THAT ARE TALKING ABOUT THEM BEING ALL SCARY AND STUPID NEED TO GO RUIN YOUR OWN LIFE. YOUR ALL JUST USPEDT THAT THEY ARE GETTING ATTENTION AND YOU PATHIC PEOPLE ARENT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT YOU ARE THE TRUE SUICIDAL TEENS
September 30th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
I actually did suffer from the eye strain about 3 years ago, and I’m paying for it now.
You could be a bit less sarcastic. OR use less terrible sarcasm and try stuff that makes sense.
Your site is silly, but I know my one opinion will not stop you from emotionally abusing the humans around you.
Good luck, and I wish you a good life.. it’s hard to survive without empathy isn’t it?
<3-Jaki.
October 11th, 2008 at 10:33 am
that so0o0o cannot be true
February 14th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
What the hell did emos ever do to you? That kind of crap makes me mad that you cridisise people like that! i dont see any web sites judging preppy people! Im emo and i dont do any of that shit!
February 16th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Well..I believe that bangs like that could strain your eyes.
But…Emos aren’t people that should be made fun of like that. Just because someone is emo..Doesn’t mean you should be like, “OMG Wut a retard that kid fails lololol!” They Have feelings, they are human just like the rest of us. They just live life and act/dress differently then other people.
March 7th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
I’m not emo or anything, but wtf? What have emo kids done to you? It’s their life, they do with they want with it. And while their doing that, maybe you should get one.
March 20th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Salvatera
March 26th, 2009 at 6:00 am
what the fuck!! so what if we destroy our eyesight at least we wont have to seee this pathetic world anymore!! leave us alone!! emos unite against the world!!
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Wow. Seriously people. It’s just making fun of the stereotype. Chill. If you’re “emo” and you don’t do any of that stuff, great for you. I don’t really think this was meant to be insulting. I think it’s funny.
April 10th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
piss off you cunt. that isn’t even true. you want to know what it’s like? try it yourself you *******.
May 13th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
EMO IS A STYLE OF MUSIC A WAY OF LIFE. AND YOU CANT BLAME US FOR TURNING LIKE THAT WITH ALL THOSE FLIPPING STEREOTYPES THROWN AT US JUST BECAUSE WE’RE DIFFERENT. YEAH, WE’RE DIFFERENT- AND ALL YOU PEPS CAST US ASIDE LIKE WE DONT HAVE ANY FEELINGS!!!! WE’RE PEOPLE 2. IN MY OPINION-THE MORON THAT WROTE THIS WEBSITE SHOULD NOT HAVE A LISCENSE- OR ANY OF THE STUFF YOU SAID THAT we SHOULDNT HAVE. YOU SUCK
May 30th, 2009 at 5:00 am
This is horrible. Terrible. You are assuming that just because of the way someone dresses, because of the music they listen to, that they are emo first of all. Second you’re assuming that everyone with bangs over one eye can’t see. i display these ‘emo’ characteristics you speak of, yet i can see fine. try putting bangs in your eyes, there is no eye strain at all. we don’t listen to fall out boy, or my chemical romance. those are poser bands. emo is a way of life, dont be a hater. we shouldn’t be seperated as whites and blacks once were with a seperate driving test. and if you don’t like fall out boy or my chemical romance, don’t listen to them. i’m sure everyone here has listened to a song they didn’t like while driving and either changed the station, or lost control while driving to it. you listen to music you like while driving correct? does that music make you lose control? No.
June 30th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
thats so not true stop been a hater you wish you had great bangs like the emo kids do…and also stop hating on MCR
July 8th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
If u want 2 talk about emo ppl like tht then i’ll talk about the idiotic preps.most of the time they’re not the one’s commiting suicide,right? CORRECT. there’s a reason 4 tht. they get treated like princesses and emo ppl get treated like sh*t! We have feelings 2. we’re not like most ppl, but we to have feelings like everyone. Preps r stupid and don’t give a damn about any existing person if they’re not like them. (bitchy,annoying, spoiled, self-centered whores.)