Emo Bangs Make Your Eyes Weaker
It’s true. Emos are intentionally destroying their eyesight by growing bangs over one eye. Since sight is restricted, the emo places significant strain on their other eye which must compensate for the lack of vision . This makes it difficult form them to drive without crashing into walls, grandma’s and police cruisers.
Which leads me to ask, why should emos be allowed to drive in the first place if they are causing such carnage on the roads? Most emos drive under the influence whilst wearing bangs. They are preoccupied with ripping their arms to shreds with razors whilst driving. They couldn’t care what’s in front of them on the road. And worst of all they are listening to “Fall Out Boy” on their car stereos! I remember trying to drive when a “Fall Out Boy” song was on the radio and I lost control of the vehicle on 5 different occasions. It was if my brain was switching itself off to escape the pain of having to listen to that crock of shit.
There should be a separate driving test designed for emos which tests their ability to drive whilst wearing bangs. If the emo succeeds in the test, they should be granted a licence with serious restrictions written into it. For example it should be made illegal for Emos to drive whilst listening to “My Chemical Romance” or “Fall Out Boy”. If an emo is caught breaking this law then their should be crushed whilst they are made to watch.
I don’t trust emos with bangs in any profession. Can you imagine getting into the car with an emo cab-driver? I’d be more willing to get into the vehicle if an Old English Sheepdog, smacked up on Wild Turkey, was behind the wheel. I’d be more likely to escape with my life anyway.
September 26th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM NOT EMO BUT I HAVE ALOT OF FRIENDS THAT ARE AND LET ME TELL ALL OF YOU THAT THEY ARE REALLY NICE SENITIVE PEOPLE. AND ALL OF YOU THAT ARE TALKING ABOUT THEM BEING ALL SCARY AND STUPID NEED TO GO RUIN YOUR OWN LIFE. YOUR ALL JUST USPEDT THAT THEY ARE GETTING ATTENTION AND YOU PATHIC PEOPLE ARENT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT YOU ARE THE TRUE SUICIDAL TEENS
September 30th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
I actually did suffer from the eye strain about 3 years ago, and I’m paying for it now.
You could be a bit less sarcastic. OR use less terrible sarcasm and try stuff that makes sense.
Your site is silly, but I know my one opinion will not stop you from emotionally abusing the humans around you.
Good luck, and I wish you a good life.. it’s hard to survive without empathy isn’t it?
<3-Jaki.
October 11th, 2008 at 10:33 am
that so0o0o cannot be true