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Emo Boy Hair Sucks! Why All Emo Men Should Be Bald.

These emo kids and their funky hair just cracks me up, especially when I see the hair of an emo boy or even man. Their hair is just so awful! It’s like these emos want to look like emus or something. Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing bad about being an emu, but come on. Emos are not emus. Emus are cute and adorable birds. Emos are the complete opposite and not adorable. Emos like to cut their arms and wrists, while some Emus don’t have arms that they would even think about cutting off. These two will just never be the same!

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Remember kiddies, emus = good, emos = bad.

Therefore, Emo guys should be bald! That way, there will never be a reference for emos being emus again! Once the hair is gone, it opens up a new door to a new life. They might get lucky and people might not notice that they are an Emo! Never again can people tell apart emos from their hair, and you’ll have the growing population of bald people to thank for that!

58 Responses to “Emo Boy Hair Sucks! Why All Emo Men Should Be Bald.”

  1. Ura Wiener Says:
    May 13th, 2008 at 2:50 am

    u suk. emo hair looks good and they dont have anything to do w/emus. tats just 2 random. emos dont have ANYTHING 2 do w/emus. u r nothing but a stereotyping ahole. so u dont like how their hair looks. big whoop. just go suk ur vikadin and let emos/goths/punks and the rest of the world be. we dont need ur approval 2 make our hair look better than urs, wich i can assure u, it does. so bakoff. o, and u no wat? ur nothing but a dirty stereotyping emo racist, so just do the world a favor and take the hole bottle. just down it all and die in ur own misery. A**HOLE!

  2. ur still a wiener Says:
    May 13th, 2008 at 2:52 am

    o, and this isnt my real e-mail. its 1 i made just 4 thingz like dis

  3. ur still a wiener Says:
    May 13th, 2008 at 2:53 am

    FUCK YOU!!!

  4. ur still a wiener Says:
    May 13th, 2008 at 2:55 am

    o, i c. ur just deleting all the comments tat say ur a dick and leaving the ones tat agree w/ u.no wonder u dont have any other comments.

  5. Emos Are Gay Says:
    May 13th, 2008 at 9:49 am

    Christ you are dim. Haven’t you heard of comment moderation?

  6. unhappy Says:
    August 17th, 2008 at 12:01 am

    i 100% agree with ura weiner
    hes right. i may not be an emo guy, by im and emo gurl with tons of emo guy FRIENDS.
    we all saw this site.. fuck we wanted to beat ur ass. ur hiding behind some emo bashing site. and emo hair is wayy hotter than any prep hair. just for the record. ur nothing but a wannabe fagg who probs didnt get his way, has no friends and therefore made this site to bash the general group of who hm he aspires to be like. so think about that you geek outcast then ask urself whos betetr off.. the lonley wannabe computer geek who gets threatened all the time (ive seen the otehr coments) or the emos , who may not be god perfect image on the outside bt are way betetr people then any prep, or any1 considered “cool” by todays standards.

  7. switch Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DON’T TALK ABOUT YOU LIKE THAT. YOU SHOULD GO SOME WHERE AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Emos Are Gay Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    LOL. But you wish me dead?

  9. brian Says:
    September 15th, 2008 at 8:24 am

    hey i like emos if people talk shit dont listen emos have great hair clothes the tight jeans rock and style emos unite .im not an emo but i wish i was i look like kurt from nirvana some say and i like it but i hope there not lying

  10. broken into a million pieces Says:
    September 26th, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    ok here i go agian…..
    ive dated emo boys alot and they are alot more sweeter than preps or jocks seriously.

    they dont hurt you or anything they know how to treat a girl….i knda think that the girls that post this stuff or the guys for that matter are just mad cause you dont have a life

    go get one

  11. broken into a millon peices Says:
    September 26th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    yea i like them tooo

  12. rainydays Says:
    September 27th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    FUCK YOU!
    just because ur not an emo dosent mean they have to DIE.
    just because we look different dosent mean we should be killed
    so go get a stick and shove it up your ass

  13. Sandra Padilla Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 2:45 am

    g3g2egmfmz8bhr73

  14. harley Says:
    November 20th, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion, but this is kinda ridiculous. Who has the right to say anyone should change how someone else looks? I’m scared to death of bald people, but if someone wants a buzzcut, no skin off my back. Plus, well-done emo hair is usually very attractive and unique, while the wanna-be ‘do-it-yourselfers’ give everyone else a bad name and cut their own hair in terrible angles and chunks just to be ‘hardcore’. I think emo hair is sexxy for the most part, and you cant really say ALL emo hair is bad without having met every emo.

  15. Jimmy Page Says:
    November 23rd, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    I agree 100% with the person who wrote this! It seriously looks bent and ye im the worlds biggest homophobe so dont go ther…And y the fuk do they all have these false posh accents when they’re from the north-west WTF! faggorts!

  16. Jimmy Page Says:
    November 23rd, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    and ye they do look like emu’s, I call them EMU’S not emos ha!

  17. Emily Says:
    November 30th, 2008 at 8:27 am

    what the fuck is yur problem!?! y do u have 2 pick on us when we r no different then u!?! y dont u go fucking die in a hole 4 what u said about and make a website about it!!

  18. Shauntay Says:
    December 1st, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    hey ura wiener thanks for standing up 4 the emo’s i appreciate it alot thanks again and emo guys r drop dead sexy and i thinnk their hair is fuckin awsome ur just jelous bcuz ur hair looks like shyt (not u ura wiener) lol. u u actually seem pretty cool. apart from some ASSHOLES in this world. oh and all u others on here that’s emo and standing up for emo’s THANK YOU VERY MUCH! im getting sick and tired of pple getting on her running their mouths about us and they dont even no us. holy christ!! they’re mad and doing that bcuz they dont have a life and they dont make one of it so their lives SUCK ASS! well anyways thank you guys again i hope i hear from you

  19. Shauntay Says:
    December 1st, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    hey ura wiener thanks for standing up 4 the emo’s i appreciate it alot thanks again and emo guys r drop dead sexy and i thinnk their hair is fuckin awsome ur just jelous bcuz ur hair looks like shyt (not u ura wiener) lol. u actually seem pretty cool. apart from some ASSHOLES in this world. oh and all u others on here that’s emo and standing up for emo’s THANK YOU VERY MUCH! im getting sick and tired of pple getting on her running their mouths about us and they dont even no us.

  20. xXxeMiLyxXx Says:
    December 4th, 2008 at 3:05 am

    u no what? how ever made this website hates there life and wants it 2 be better like emos but they just dont want 2 be labeled emo cuz then there popularity will go down the tube!! am i rite?

  21. XBeatifulLoserX Says:
    December 11th, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    i dont understand this website. i mean emos are different but they are people just like you and me. why dont they shut this stupid sight down

  22. xxEMO IS LOVExx Says:
    December 12th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    EMO BOYS HAVE THE COOLEST FUCKIN HAIR EVER! FOOK U!

  23. Midori_Rayn Says:
    December 15th, 2008 at 1:50 am

    I personally like emo hair, well pretty much any hair thats past the ears, short hair scares me :D and… PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE BALD! I have a weird fetish where when I see bald people I just want to like rub their head or something, its just tOO shiny o.o , my principal is bald {and it DOESN’T help he looks like the Monopoly man} and everytime I see him his head just SHINES. It’s weird..

  24. jamie Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 1:22 am

    emo hairstyles r freakn’ awsome so dnt be hatn!!!

  25. jamie Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 1:24 am

    ALL emo guys email me baby_peanut_94@yahoo.com!!!!

  26. Shauntay Says:
    January 19th, 2009 at 4:43 am

    screw u too pple who make fun of emo’s go do ur couch!!

  27. f*** offf !! Says:
    January 24th, 2009 at 4:19 am

    yew bitchhh !! emo boiis r supahh sexxi !! their hair iz da bomm fool !!!!! shit my BF is emo nn he’s fuckin hawt beotches !!! -[[imma girl jst to let yew kno]]-

  28. Hrly Says:
    January 24th, 2009 at 4:36 am

    Emo people are the best… But thats my opinion. and everyone has their own oppion but this is rediculus that people are going to start fighting over the internet, about somthing that they know not everyone will understand or agree with. I know it pisses everyone off when somone ses sumthing about ur click or group or whatever u want to call it and u just want to stick a pole throu them but seriously if ur a real person you will not take what people say about you and your friends so god damn seriously and think whaT you want to think and do what u want to do and be what the fuck you want to be. FUCK PEOPLE>

  29. Hrly Says:
    January 24th, 2009 at 4:38 am

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i want to bite all ur faces off. Well not all!

  30. maggi Says:
    January 26th, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    u dick i thnk u hav no idea wat emo kids r all about if u want to go bang heads with another 1 of ur nerd buddies while playing a gay-ass video game than u can do that. but talking shit about people in MY sub-culture– MY friends– IN MY CLICK????
    AAAWWWW HELLLLLL NAAAH!

  31. Kelly Says:
    February 3rd, 2009 at 5:09 am

    hey! emo boyz rule! there better than u!!! i luv emos im one so shut the fuck up!

  32. Kelly Says:
    February 3rd, 2009 at 5:18 am

    well im a girl not a boy

  33. nik Says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    dude shut ur mouth. emo has nothing to even do with cutting.
    emo refers to the style and music.
    its a subcategory of goth and has nothing at all to do with cutting.
    if u cut, u cut, dont mean ur emo.
    if an emo person cuts, just mean they are the emo sterotype and cut for w\e their reason is.
    and no emo person did anything to you and the hairstyle is very popular and doers not look bad. the emu thing is just completley retarded. cmon, im a laugh one day when u get jumped by a bunch of emo kids.

  34. emosrule Says:
    February 9th, 2009 at 10:48 am

    dude who gives a shit if ppl are emo just let emos be emos and just stfu just cuz you think your better dosent mean anything just go annoying preschoolers where you should be you dumb c*nt

  35. Anonymous Says:
    February 18th, 2009 at 5:36 am

    Obvoiusly you have no life if all you can do is complain about how you don’t like the way someone expresses themselves. Maybe you are the one who needs to go bald and get a new life so people won’t notice what an ASS you truley are!

  36. Emo guys r soooo hot Says:
    February 23rd, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Emo guys are extremly hotttttttt! This is pure crap wat u have put on here, u imbocile. i am ashamed that anyone would say this. Every man/emo for themselves! i am going to stereotype the person who made this website: FUCKING HATER!!!

    LONG LIVE MCR
    so long and goodnight

  37. Emo guys r soooo hot Says:
    February 23rd, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    oh yh, to the creator of this website, i recommend listening to the awsome new mcr song and listen to cradle of filth, nickelback, fall out boy and panic at the disco.

    real music!

    LONG LIVE MCR
    so long and goodnight

  38. Emo guys r soooo hot Says:
    February 23rd, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    I bet that the creator of this website listens to rap crap.

    Remember: Rap=

    R=Retards
    A=Attempting
    P=Poetry

    LONG LIVE MCR
    so long and goodnight

  39. Simon Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 4:17 am

    Dude, i support free speech, being a poet and musician, but think before you talk. if i state my opinion, i let ppl know it’s opinion, not fact. like dude, i’m emo, but i don’t cut and i hate life as much as everyone cuz it sucks sometimes. if someone started ganging on jocks, you would be pissed, but i have one word to discribe any time a jock had something bad happen, KARMA. learn respect for ur fellow humans before you post next time dude. learn that

  40. Simon's mean side Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 4:27 am

    Also, btw, ur prob just to insecure to try new things. all emo fashion is based on trying something and enduring the slings and arrows of society. the typical jeans, hair, and make up. most of us were prob teased at first till ppl learned to deal with it. like me in my purple checkered skinny jeans, black nails, and more eyeliner than my gf, ya, i got insulted for months, now nobody really cares. and dude, emo hair is way sexyer than being a skin head. deal with it, we’re everywhere

  41. Emo guys r soooo hot Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    hell yh, emo hair is totaly amazingly extraordinarily hot! so is guyliner! yummyness!!!

  42. Emo guys r soooo hot Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Oh yh, and i am so sad that i actually go emo hunting with my friends XD
    Love it. and they have to have snakebites and other various piercings, thats a bonus! Seriously, stop judjing people by thier looks and by the music they listen to. I am an all out rocker, but coz i listen to mcr, im classed as ‘emo’ hhmmmmmmmmmmmm…

  43. Emo guys r soooo hot Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    im guessing all you lot are american? Jocks? no, they are called chavs lol

  44. where fore art thou Romeo? Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    guyliner, emo hair, peirceings and all things emo boyish are the sexyest things since sliced bread, which is very sexy. Especially if they are kissing another emo. Oh god, im hyperventilating just thinking about it.

  45. Sudiye Says:
    February 27th, 2009 at 10:06 am

    Leave emo’s alone i think there awsome n emo hair is so sexy… n_n

  46. where fore art thou Romeo? Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    nymphetamine, nymphetamine
    nymphetamine girl
    nymphetamine, nymphetamine
    My nymphetamine girl

  47. where fore art thou Romeo? Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    bald people are scary lol
    especially if they are scottish and wearing a skirt o.O

  48. Emo Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    GO TO HELLL U ASSWIPE EMO HAIR ROCKS!!!!YAA IM EMO SO SHUT UP ASSWIPE!!!!!!

  49. Emo Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    WHAT DID SOMETHING BAD HAPPEN TO U AS A KID INVOLVING EMOS SO IS THAT WHATS WRONG WELL THAT WAS THE PAST SO STOP HATING THEM

  50. Emo Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    well us

  51. Emo Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    emos u know what i mean

  52. EmOluva Says:
    May 6th, 2009 at 1:15 am

    I have a few Emo friends so im writing dis 4 them.. An Emo’s Hair Is the Most valuable In their style, It resembles their sexy side Their Hair Style Is Uniqe,an Original. Emos are Not Emos Without their hair. I think Its Hot. I Hate Bald ppl..(no offense bald guyz out there)

  53. fars Says:
    May 9th, 2009 at 6:05 am

    oh my god. are you dumb ?
    EMU and EMO-s are not the same.
    IT’S THEIR HAIR, NOT YOURS.
    your dick’s hair is curly, WHO CARES ?

  54. EmoGurll Says:
    May 31st, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    You are a fucking twat. You’re a dick who needs to grow up and face the fact that not everyone is the fucking same! Emo hair is insanely hot and almost every single girl i know loves it! You’re probably a lonely and SINGLE asshole with no friends and it’s because of your shit attitude and personality and…your shit hair! I’m emo so shut the fuck up! You’re gonna get the crap beaten out of you and it will be the best thing that has ever happened to the world!

  55. yes,im emo, got a problem?:) Says:
    June 7th, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    omfg stfu!! i fucking love emo boys! just everything about thems amazing. emo guys, add me on ,msn? lawren-tee@hotmail.com

  56. emosupporter Says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 2:32 am

    dude, that is totally not cool. all the emos i know are really sweet and supportive. they’re great people to be around and i would almost consider myself an emo. stfu seriously. you have no idea what your talking about. people like you bring about things like the Holocaust. Hitler thought Jews were pretty weird. Hmmmmm. doesn’t soiund familiar at all does it?

  57. wannel Says:
    July 7th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    i like emo

  58. ruben Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 3:06 am

    shut up and go and get a life before ur going to get beat up nobody likes people who are tellin other people what thy should do

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