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Emo Does Not Rock. It Sounds Like A Shopping Cart Rolling Down A Metal Staircase.

Ok I know that everybody is perfectly entitled to their own opinions of music. However, mine just happens to be that Emo is one of the worst types of music in the world. While most music seems to have a distinct purpose and even sometimes a message it seems that the goal of Emo is how quickly it can give the listener a chronic headache.

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Shopping Carts all across the US have started committing suicide after hearing that Boy Out Fall are planning to start using them as legitimate musical instruments on their next album.

Yes, I know everybody has different styles, but that still does not make it acceptable to stand on a stage or even in a recording studio and bang stuff together and scream every so often and call it music. If you are going to act like a band, then perhaps practicing what music really is might be a great first step.

Those who really love Emo music are usually unable to explain exactly why they love it. I really wish they could though; maybe I am just missing something. Perhaps I need to go back to school and learn how to speak Emo then it might make a lot more sense, but at this point I still stick to my original thoughts that it really is the worse sounding music, and I use the term music lightly, that I have ever heard.

6 Responses to “Emo Does Not Rock. It Sounds Like A Shopping Cart Rolling Down A Metal Staircase.”

  1. Xx?xX Says:
    November 10th, 2008 at 3:24 am

    acually i love emo musiv and you correct i dont know why i like it i just do

  2. Edward Says:
    February 19th, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Hey you there! Music is how we express our soul! Emo guys use it to say their feelings and express who they are. Much like in Africa, they use music to express thier lives, sorrows, joy, or even anger!
    And do you know that em0 music started when Elvis DIED, it is a way to express the fans’ sorrows! I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND IT AND TRY TO REMEMBER IT
    IF YOU DONT LIKE EMO MUSIC THEN DON’T LISTEN TO IT. EVERYBODY IS UNIQUE!

  3. ..Forbidden.. Says:
    February 22nd, 2009 at 7:19 am

    Lmao, I love the reference to Fall Out Boy.

    You make a very reasonable arguement. Unfortunately for all you shaving razor thieves I agree with him.

  4. Jemo [un]welcome Says:
    May 13th, 2009 at 5:27 am

    Hey cool peeps.
    i agree with that
    “Emo Does Not Rock”
    but, actually, all peeps are emo.
    emo=emotional.
    and everyone has emotions.

    To those that whine what about those in Africa eh? They are starving to death yet they smile, and live on. They love life, even though they haven’t experienced it.

    In short, I pity these crap emos. Or Cutters as me now call them.

  5. Jessie. Says:
    June 9th, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    “All music is emo, in a sense. Emo is short for emotional, and without emotion, that song may as well be a jingle for a pizza commercial.”

  6. Elayna ^^ Says:
    June 10th, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    I don’t think emo music is that bad, but I much prefer other music. Escape the fate are brilliant in my opinion, specialy since craig mabbitt joined the band.

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