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Emo Girl Guys. I Can’t Tell The Difference Between Emo Men and Women!

If someone could please give me some assistance, it would be really helpful. I have seen men and women before, and while normally it is really easy to tell the difference, those Emos are really starting to screw with my head. Normally a quick glance at someone can pretty quickly tell you the difference between man or woman but no those Emos must be difficult.

Between the clothes and the hair plus add in the disgusted look on their face it really is a nightmare. The hair especially is a problem. All of them are cut almost identical! There is nothing original there, and when they decided upon doing this matching hair cut thing they did not even decide to do separate styles for men and women. Oh that would be too simple, everybody all wears the same screwed up hair cut so you just have to stand there and guess if you are looking at a man or a woman.

Would it really kill them to open up to some creativity a bit and perhaps wear some clothes and hairstyles that help define them as separate genders a bit? I really was not aware that Emo was a completely separate gender but apparently, I missed a lesson in school when they covered that.

19 Responses to “Emo Girl Guys. I Can’t Tell The Difference Between Emo Men and Women!”

  1. Emo culture rocks Says:
    November 7th, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    Go 4 an eye test!

  2. emo_soul Says:
    November 16th, 2007 at 10:55 pm

    okay..emos are actually rlly differant. if you look at their clothes from a distance then they look the same, but if you pay attention then they have unique styles. and so what? big f*cking deal!! so people want to express themselves! you probably dont have enough courage to stand out!

  3. xxwhataloserxx7 Says:
    May 7th, 2008 at 8:12 am

    does it really matter? They are being themselves. and u knw wat? a guy culd wear girls clothes and look hot and a girl culd wear clothes that dont match at all and still look hot. it doesnt matter wtf they look like! u just dont understand

  4. Nicole Says:
    May 16th, 2008 at 7:28 am

    I think you can easily tell the difference…

    you see…one has boobs the other doesn’t…

    =P

  5. Erm...right Says:
    May 28th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    Lol @ Nicole!

  6. Anonymous Says:
    July 13th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    emo isn’t set- w have completely individual hair cuts thank u ‘decide 2 do seperate..’ i mean wtf?!?!?! we dn’t ‘decide’ we choose 4 ourselves n why do u even care if it is a man or woman? Get a life already u shdn’t b so concerned- if u ask me u have a problem- u r a homophobic

    ever heard of cross- dressing? Its amazing- look it up. Guys who r gay/bi rule!!!

  7. ajaklek Says:
    July 13th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    emo isn’t set- w have completely individual hair cuts thank u ‘decide 2 do seperate..’ i mean wtf?!?!?! we dn’t ‘decide’ we choose 4 ourselves n why do u even care if it is a man or woman? Get a life already u shdn’t b so concerned- if u ask me u have a problem- u r a homophobic

    ever heard of cross- dressing? Its amazing- look it up. Guys who r gay/bi rule!!!

  8. Mexemos Says:
    July 19th, 2008 at 9:01 am

    Normally you can tell the difference with
    lumps in their shirts or perhaps pants
    if they’re .. turned on.
    Last time i checked i have a vag, yet i
    get called a guy most of the time big
    deal .. some of us take pride in that
    there are gender confused/ multigenders
    out there. We have the guts to be different
    rather then be the same as everyone else
    and honestly if you took your time as to write
    this whole thing you must really not have
    a life. It’s called being unique, you should
    try it. By the way after reading two
    paragraphs i was just cracking up about
    your stupidity . I feel sorry for you
    there :]

  9. brianna Says:
    July 20th, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    im emo thnk u and we do not all have identical hair cuts they r all unique and VERY different.

  10. Looby! Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    HAHA ..
    mann i find all these sights funny when you get some sad little twat complaining over stupid issues. look dude just take the time and look closer at someone may they be “emo” or “CHAV” (they’re twats ha!) than judging them from far away. eventhough i’m female i get told i look like a guy by the style of my hair and clothes that i wear and you know what, i love it! [: i’d never change as i’m comfortable the way i am and who i am.

  11. Midori_Rayn Says:
    December 15th, 2008 at 1:39 am

    I am not on anyones side here, but to be honest, I find it odd when people are always complaining about how different and unique they are, or want to be, but when you look at them they all pretty much look the same.. like what Brianne said ‘and we do not all have identical hair cuts they r all unique and VERY different’ but some ARE alike with the occasional diff ones, and now theres even websites on how to ‘look emo’…I find it absurd :S

  12. Sarah Reynolds Says:
    January 13th, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    Just one thing, have you ever seen a butch woman? I know for a fact that there are some out there who I find it hard to tell the difference (I know cos I’ve met them, and that’s when I found out…) and some effeminate men are also easy to confuse. So I don’t think this is a trait specific to the EMO movement, it exists throughout society wherever you go.

  13. EmO_cHiCk Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Omg..You Lot Are So Pathetic. Im An Emo And I Hate Graveyards. So Stop Fucking Lying And Get Over Yourselves
    You Just Cant Handle The Fact You Cant Control What We Dress Like. So Get Fucked.

  14. Mollie Says:
    February 11th, 2009 at 6:23 am

    “does it really matter? They are being themselves.”

    They all have fake problems so they can feel sorry for theirselves, shop at the same stores, listen to the same music, say rawr at least ten times a day, are “hardcore” and have to tell absolutely everyone, look like pandas, back-comb their hair, put black and white striped extensions in it, get their septum and lip pierced, have alliterations for names, wear skinny jeans, and loads of Hello Kitty shit, because absolutely no-one else does that.

    But, hey, it’s probably just a coincidence, right?

  15. Ray Ryan Says:
    February 26th, 2009 at 2:58 am

    umm i dress like a girl AND a guy..so? my boyfriend doesn’t dress like a chick, but he wears black, and has shaggy hair. people mistake us for brother and sister, but just cuz i have similar clothing styles? oh well..(btw we’re not emo or anything…more like “scene”)…

  16. you guys are idiots. Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    You emo fags are fucking morons. You “scene” kids are even worse. Just a bunch of drips pretending to be non conformists while conforming to the emo style. Get a grip u hypocrits. You’re unique? take a look at some of the emos around you…then u will see how un-unique u actually are

  17. Mercedes Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Just cause a guy and girl have the same hair cut and they both dress in skinny jeans dose not mean shit! They both could just like that way of life style for them. They could feel its more comfterbule just cause you do not approve of these ways dose not give you the right to down grade them for your own personal funn!

  18. Burlington Says:
    June 13th, 2009 at 2:44 am

    Look and see how girly the facial features are, and if they have skin tight clothing, you can generally tell.
    I don’t normally dress particularly girly, and I’ve been known to wear boys clothes(mainly vests and t-shirts) but my eyes and figure are generally pretty girly, so unless I wear really baggy clothes people can usually tell I’m a girl. Except this one old lady who, when I opened the door at a store for her, said to my mom “you have that boy trained right”. But still, she prolly had some vision loss.

  19. anomynous Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    @all comments u compare em to much to the other style wich is all bout vampires^^

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