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Emo Girls Smell. And They Have No Style.

I don't think that I have ever smelt anything worse than that of an Emo girl. They just plain smell totally awful. Never in my life could I imagine the stench that they produce! I'm not sure if it has anything to do with being Emo or what, but something inside their body is creating a horrible smell. You just can't stand next to them! I just have one thing to say to them though, those Emo girls... Please, please, wear some deodorant for heaven's sake!

Not only do they smell, but they have no style what so ever. When's the last time that you've seen a decently dressed Emo girl walking up the street? I, for one, don't think that I've seen an Emo girl that is well dressed. I don't think they have a sense of style at all! I know they are Emo and all, but why do they dress the way they do? I will never be able to grasp that concept. I think someone should go up and ask one of the Emo girls, why are you wearing that? Then, of course, follow that up with, why do you smell?! If all goes well, then you'll get your answer. If not, run away!

5 Responses to “Emo Girls Smell. And They Have No Style.”

  1. harley Says:
    November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm

    How the hell can you say all emo girls stink? I’ve been called emo, and I know for sure I don’t stink. And yeah, I wear deodorent and perfume daily. The only comment I’ve ever gotten on my ’smell’ is that I smell good, so stop stereotyping. And my sense of fashion is waaay better than yours could ever be.

  2. .::drowning sorrow::. Says:
    November 30th, 2008 at 8:59 am

    what the hell u talkin bout im emo and i dont stink i carry myself like any woman should emo or not

  3. emogurl Says:
    December 27th, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    i am an emo gurl and i do not stink you bastard and i am a vampire thank you very much but i don’t drink at all also my friends come to me for fashion advice

  4. PickAVeinAnyVein Says:
    December 28th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    We all wear deoderant theese days, Just so we can wipe off the smell of the dead and be ourselfs.

  5. blanca Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    wth im an emo girl n guys follow me cuz of my smell n style n smile u got to stop trashin ppl for nothing cuz ur jelouse!

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