Emo Guys Making Out In Crap Bars = Not Fun
There’s this scummy emo bar in the centre of town called “The Palace” and it’s basically full of 18 year old emo men making out. We went there once thanks to a friend of Dan’s, he obviously had one thing on his mind and it wasn’t just the cheap booze. It was a horrible place. There were only 2 other women there and one of them was this strange looking Aryan girl who kept ducking and diving underneath tables trying to find her lost cat. I think she was on drugs. I just don’t have time for deadbeats like that.
But anyway they played shit emo music all night and I wanted to leave by 11 o’clock. No-one actually took to the dancefloor! All of the emo guys stood in the corners biting the tongues off each other. It was enough to make you sick. They should have placed YMCA for Christ’s sake, that would have got them going!
What amazed me most about the place was that they don’t actually have a licenced bar! You have to buy “meal coupons” to get yourself a drink. It’s ridiculous. Something tells me that “The Palace” won’t be around for much longer. Thank God, I could seriously do without places like that.
Although to be perfectly honest I sometimes wish Dan would go there on his own one night and find a man. It’d mean we could split up and I wouldn’t have to feel guilty! I could send him on a guilt trip in fact! Although I wouldn’t overdo it was I realised how fragile that mofo was. He was in our house the other day doing the ironing in Mom’s pink apron and for some reason he was weeping. That boy’s gradually losing the plot.
June 28th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Emo’s guys making out is hot. Sorry but it is and I would love to be you.
August 13th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Too bad the Emo boys were not around when I was a teen. It could have saved me two failed marrages. Keep it up. Love, not hate makes the world go around
August 15th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
I love it and it is so hot and would love to you u except with sex
October 9th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
At least they kiss something! How about you?:P
June 7th, 2008 at 3:30 am
i wish i was you! emo guys making out makes my world go round!
August 2nd, 2008 at 1:15 am
yea…. emo boys+ making out = hot. if you don’t like it don’t go. stop whining like a little bitch and do something with your life.
August 27th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
i think emo boyz r sexy az hell.i really am desparate 4 an emo boyfriend bt im not realy emo
October 12th, 2008 at 5:00 am
shitttt i rlly wish i were u….!!!! a whole room full of emo guys making out.
first of all emo guys = hottttt and if they r making outtt wowwww double hottness
October 29th, 2008 at 11:43 am
gooooooosh I wish I’ve seen somthing Lyk that…duuuude u lucky emo boys are hawt!!!!!!!!!!!! For me their sexii
so stop whining u bitch cunt
November 16th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
omgoodness. i would luv to b u. if u dont like emo boys than shut the fukin hell up! emo boys r the seiest things on earth and if u dont like it that too bad! i so wana emo boyfriend, and i am emo so ya can meet me. haa. pleez! i need a ebf! (emo boy friend)
November 20th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
o my god im srry but emos are hot nd u need 2 shut the CRAP UP nd get a life stop trsh talkin emos suckers
November 27th, 2008 at 1:05 am
emo guys r sooooooo hottttt
i wish i was u!!!!!!lol!!!!!!
November 27th, 2008 at 1:07 am
emo guys r soooo h o t hot
LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 27th, 2008 at 1:09 am
EMO GUYS ARE STUPIDER THAN
MY DAD
November 27th, 2008 at 1:11 am
HOTEMOS+MAKINGOUT=HORNY
LOL LOL LOL !!!!
November 28th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
omg..i alwaysz luvd emoo guys there so0o0 freakin hot an wen there makinq out dats even hotter i luv emo boys an always will an i am emo 2…!!!!
November 28th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
i luv emo guys an there always gud makinq out so y dnt chu just shut yur mout an stop complaining okaii anyways i luv emo guys an i alwaysz will so stop complaining again an i culd say it allday i luv emmo guys an i always will
December 13th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
i love emo boys,
not realy emo myself
but god id love to go to that bar and find me a emo guy to sex up =p
December 19th, 2008 at 1:30 am
o yea EMO guys email me baby_peanut_94@yahoo.com
January 26th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
ser emo n 100pre es cr tan cool!!! n seas tonto!! si sos emo q seas porq n tns nada en la kbsa y pnsas q soso tan pok cosa q la gnt n mrc conocert como realment sos!! y x ultimo SI HAY UN DIOS!!!!
February 1st, 2009 at 7:49 am
i love emo boyz ! coz im emo and looking for an emo boyfriend
February 1st, 2009 at 7:50 am
email me if u want me on
dannie_rox_1996@hotmail.com
coz if u r emo ill go ou with u
February 1st, 2009 at 7:51 am
im 14 so u now that was when i was little
February 2nd, 2009 at 11:18 pm
i don’t think there’s anything at all wrong with emo boys making out. it’s the same as regular couples making out (as normal as that is..). anyways, i think it’s all well and good that you bash emo’s left and right, but not emo is the same. that is so stereotypical and that is what is making this country hell, besides being in debt and having a crappy ex-president (not mentioning any names… *bush*). but after all is said, it is your website so can’t really make a huge fuss.
xx_whatLIFEisabout <3
February 14th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
slt i’m hanna i love émos boys because i think it’s very interesting!!
ok @+ bIx!
February 17th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
emos are hot and they have such awesome hair, why dont you stop crying like a little bitch move on with your life and accept there’s always going to be emos in the world. whether you like it or not. SO SUCK ON THAT MOTHER FUCKA! <3
February 27th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
I am hyperventilating at the thowt of emo guys makin owt…
mmmm,mmmmmmmm
so sxy, sxy, sxy
how can they b so hawt?
February 28th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
EMO GUYS R HAWT!!!
March 12th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
yummmmmmmyness
mmmmmm
mmmmmm
mmmmm
mmmmmmmm
yay!
go emos!
lol
bye bye bibi
April 9th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
hi boys my name ismckenzie ritte me at mckenziemclark@yahoo.com
by love ya
July 15th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
i <3 emo boys making out! its wikkid sexii! im emo, but i dont look like it lol. <3<3<3
Luna