‘Cute’ Emo Guys Naked - Oh The Horror
Pete Wentz is full of crap. All of the emo boys I’ve met so far have really lousy bodies. I remember when I first seen my current boyfriend naked I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. It was if his rib cage was trying to escape out of his chest. I couldn’t bring myself to touch him for at least a month, he was that repulsive. Besides I thought that if I’d have sat on top of him I’d have killed him. It was absolutely pathetic.
He’s tried to put on a few pounds recently at the gym and with a protein diet. He’s actually succeeded, but his body is worse than ever! His ribcage is still hanging out, only it’s as if he’s carrying around this spare tyre with him around his belly. He becomes so mad when I laugh at him, but I can’t help it. He stormed off one night because of all of this and he came back covered in cuts and bruises. Apparently he’d got drunk on a 1/4 flash of cheap vodka and had started throwing himself into hedges to show how much he was hurting! I don’t understand why he couldn’t have just come up to me and talked things through. ..
But yeah seriously, if you’re thinking of getting yourself an emo boyfriend then be prepared to be disappointed. They are emo for a reason y’know and Wentz is a fraud. Albeit an uber sexy fraud.
June 17th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Pete wentz is soo hawt
July 25th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
i love emo boys …. they are realy beautifull…………
July 26th, 2007 at 3:57 am
Naked emo guys… ? No comments… they can keep that shit in the closet…
August 4th, 2007 at 11:13 am
Pete wentz can’t b hotter!!!!!!!I mean if I saw that bod naked I’d go 4 it!!!!!!mmmmmmmmmmm.
September 4th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
my bf is an emo and his body is hawt! really it is he has a 6 pak umm and a big… lol but he is soo hawt and u sud not go out wid some 1 cuz of there looks!!
October 10th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
mayb you just cant get hawt emo boyfriends …and thats why you hate em? dont you? dont you?!?!?!
October 10th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
what the heal is goin on pete went is the best and the cute onee
your e such a slammersssssssssssss
October 10th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
pete
pete
petee
is THE BRSTTTT
AND FOBBBBBBBBBBB 2
October 10th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ndd
what the hel i s going onn
ppete is THE BEST andFFOBBBB 22
obiosly
your e maaadddddddddddddddd
October 16th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
*love*
October 18th, 2007 at 2:05 am
pete is the best ……….you can’t b hotter
October 27th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
cold!
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Pete is all that and a chocolate emo bears and i have an emo boyfriend and girlfriend and we all happy
November 3rd, 2007 at 9:09 pm
obviously you just can’t get good looking men.
don’t blame emo’s just cause your ugly, hun.
November 5th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
emos r so sexy
November 11th, 2007 at 7:39 am
im a fuckass emo end pete wentz is a piece of shit
November 18th, 2007 at 5:44 am
I absolutly love pete wents and his sexy (manhood)
May 9th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
i really want an emo gf.
i had one.
but it didnt go so well.
we both cut, but she started going really deep, and cutting herself in places she shouldn’t.
i left her anyway, and she moved away. i found out afterward she was taken into hospital. D ‘=
she was taken in for blood loss. i went to see her, but she was unconcious. i just left her a note and went home. Did i do the right thing? im not sure what to do. plz reply.
i lover her but i dunno what to do.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
CHRISTY.
May 12th, 2008 at 3:16 am
The reason he couldnt talk things through with you is because your a selfish tempestious little Bitch who is not only steriotypical But pathetic as well. I am dating an “Emo boy and he is by far the sexiest Guy I have been with to date, His body is great and he s thin but muscled. Your boyfriend probably has a good body to your just to high maintenince to see it. If anything I fell bad for him because if you look anything like your attitude then he is theone dating one ugly little Bitch. I’m surprised he is even with you! I wouldnt stay with someone who wouldnt touch me and laughed at me, if anything you deserve a good as kicking. I hope you end up alone for your life, cause as long as there are people like you in the world breathing our air, we dont stand a chance.
May 30th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
http://www.your too emo.com
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:59 am
I agree 100% with you don’t want to know
June 6th, 2008 at 8:04 am
PETE WENTZ IS SUCH A POSEr i HATE HIM!!!
+ MY EMO BOYFRIEND IS HOT HE’S NOT ALL SKINNY WIMPY LOOKING….
U JUST HAVE BAD LUCK I GUESS
June 24th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
You are a terrible, awful person and I hope your boyfriend finds someone who will cherish him. Go to hell, slag.
July 28th, 2008 at 7:00 am
pete sux. i like emo boys but not pete… he’s ugly!
November 13th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Damn!! Pete is so hot and wouldn’t mind seeing him naked..mmmm
December 5th, 2008 at 6:56 am
FUCK EMO
December 19th, 2008 at 1:25 am
ALL emo guys wnt 2 tlk email me baby_peanut_94@yahoo.com!!!!
December 28th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
all emo guys are hot!!
i love the way they hurt oem selves
and its very encouraging to feel the pain surge through you.
January 4th, 2009 at 1:30 am
Wtf !!!
If You Hate Emo’s So Much, Why The F*** Are Dating One.
You Dumb B**** !!!
January 8th, 2009 at 9:24 am
I love emo guys and I’ve never had a bf before but im really attracted to emo guys and I’m not very good looking… Or skinny
but I’m only 12 ..(yes I know I’m young) I only get upset over not having a bf because my friends all have bfs and gfs and they never have time for me so I get really upset 
and I’ve always wanted a bf I am in love with this guy ..reeeeaaally in love and he is like my best friend he’s single but I don’t want to ruin the friendship by asking him out because I really doubt he loves me ….he says he loves me but he means as a really good friend and I mean ALOT more than that and I’m really depressed…. What should I do?
January 22nd, 2009 at 11:41 pm
im only 10 and u might think im wierd cause i love 2 wacth emo guys make out and i also wacth pornograph on you tube it makes me feel horny o.o i wish i was a freaken hot gay emo dude omg that would be awsome but some of my freinds think im weird of thinking that my freinds say i have the most nastyest mind sometimes i feel like i never had childhood and also HANNA MONTANA SUKS JONAS BROTHERS SUK 2 and i love gay guys!
and brokencyde,fob, patd,my chemical romance,poramore, and all the other rock or sceamo bands band are awsome and all the kid show suk except spongebob! 
buh bye!!!
January 22nd, 2009 at 11:45 pm
o yeah pete wentz,ryan ross,trace cyrus ill bang them all XD
January 27th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Ok, just want to clear somethings up first. I love gay guys. I love it when gay guys make out. My friends say that I’m emo but they have no idea what they’re talking about. I’m slightly depressed. And yeah. Nothing against all of you homophobes out there, but gay guys are some of the best people you can meet. And I love emos cause they’re all cute and cuddly and you want to cheer them up. Like big cuddly black teddy bears with emotional issues… Yeah…
February 1st, 2009 at 1:31 pm
u make me sik who r u u think we did dis to ourselfs u think we want to be deppressed its not our fault its our fking life we never ask for any thing it all ways come to us we never ask for this life it just came but the way you tak of us its just so meanigless its our life dont worry about it our problem its only ours worry about ur own fking life seriously u make me sik
February 26th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Smoke is like spirit..but with texture..crazy shit,smoke is.
February 26th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
true most thing to do is smoke life away ease the suffering
March 5th, 2009 at 3:53 am
i actually think emo boys have amazing bodies :]
but i guess i just like the skinny type.
March 8th, 2009 at 6:37 am
errrrrrrr
March 13th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
if u want to email me….and talk bout problems then u can…..im scene, if anything ill be one of the only ppl that understand….and u, the storyteller at the top of the page, fuck u!ur lucky to have someone like him…..u dont deserve him, go date a computer geek, or some stupid jock-ish person….. they both would be just great for u…ones ugly, and the others just plain rude
March 13th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
email me at cutiepiedavis101@yahoo.com, or if u dont have yahoo then just put gmail instead of yahoo.com…..ive had the email address a long time….so dont ask……K??
April 1st, 2009 at 11:02 am
how can i attract a hot, muscular, emo boy?
April 4th, 2009 at 1:01 am
ok,well 1st of all u shouldnt have laughed at ur bf,and 2nd he cut himself bcuz of the pain u made him feel.
April 4th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Pete Wentz is hideously ugly and he’s not emo at all.
By the way, EMO is a type of music.
“Emotional Music” to be exact
and it died down a while ago.
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April 11th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
hehe. yeah. The HORROR!!!
May 10th, 2009 at 10:16 am
EMO…… ROCKS!!!!
May 10th, 2009 at 10:17 am
I HOPE SOMEDAY..I CAN MEET MY SOULMATE EMO..HEHEHE
May 21st, 2009 at 9:03 pm
ur stupid u should like him the way he is not the way he looks who the fuck would tell there bf 2 change like really i feel really sorry 4 the dude
May 21st, 2009 at 9:04 pm
i hope u snotty lil bitch grows up lonley livin wit cats
May 23rd, 2009 at 6:03 am
stop jugging ppl by their bodies!!… really jeez…imagine wut you would feel if someone you liked laughed at ur attempt to get muscles and insulted you like that…YOU hurt him, and you really should apologize! and stop being so immature T . T;
June 10th, 2009 at 3:25 am
lol sexy
June 22nd, 2009 at 8:45 am
ahhhhhhh ohhhhhh mmmmm
June 28th, 2009 at 12:21 am
WTF IM SICK OF THIS ((EMO)) SHIT THERES NO SUCH THING AS EMO ITS A FUCKING STARIO TYP IT THE SAME AS SAYING ALL MEXICANS JUMPED OVER IT US BORDER . SO IF SOME ONE SAYS THERE EMO OR THERE GF/BF IS EMO THERE FUCKING BULL SHITING AND IF SOME SAY I CUT MYSELF IM EMO GUD 4 U U CUT UR SELF BUT UR NOT EMO GOOD TRY IF SOME ONE ASKS ME IF IM EMO I SAY NO IM ME SO GO AHEAD CALL ME EMO…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO DO U GUYS GET IT THERES NO SHUCH THING AS EMO IT A STARYO TYP SO THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 7th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
i want a non gay emo boy to date im eleven and cute i am a girl so im not gay all i want is to kiss a non gay emo BOY
July 7th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
my age limit is 14
July 10th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
ahhhhhhh!
July 11th, 2009 at 5:16 am
he is the hottest thing who ever lived!!!!!!
July 28th, 2009 at 3:11 am
u rlly need to get-a-life