ARE YOU A POET? SUBMIT YOUR EMO POETRY!

The Definition of Emo

‘Cute’ Emo Guys Naked - Oh The Horror

Pete Wentz is full of crap. All of the emo boys I’ve met so far have really lousy bodies. I remember when I first seen my current boyfriend naked I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. It was if his rib cage was trying to escape out of his chest. I couldn’t bring myself to touch him for at least a month, he was that repulsive. Besides I thought that if I’d have sat on top of him I’d have killed him. It was absolutely pathetic.

He’s tried to put on a few pounds recently at the gym and with a protein diet. He’s actually succeeded, but his body is worse than ever! His ribcage is still hanging out, only it’s as if he’s carrying around this spare tyre with him around his belly. He becomes so mad when I laugh at him, but I can’t help it. He stormed off one night because of all of this and he came back covered in cuts and bruises. Apparently he’d got drunk on a 1/4 flash of cheap vodka and had started throwing himself into hedges to show how much he was hurting! I don’t understand why he couldn’t have just come up to me and talked things through. ..

But yeah seriously, if you’re thinking of getting yourself an emo boyfriend then be prepared to be disappointed. They are emo for a reason y’know and Wentz is a fraud. Albeit an uber sexy fraud.

wentz.png

25 Responses to “‘Cute’ Emo Guys Naked - Oh The Horror”

  1. Helen Says:
    June 17th, 2007 at 10:18 pm

    Pete wentz is soo hawt

  2. sara Says:
    July 25th, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    i love emo boys …. they are realy beautifull…………

  3. Charles Says:
    July 26th, 2007 at 3:57 am

    Naked emo guys… ? No comments… they can keep that shit in the closet…

  4. aly Says:
    August 4th, 2007 at 11:13 am

    Pete wentz can’t b hotter!!!!!!!I mean if I saw that bod naked I’d go 4 it!!!!!!mmmmmmmmmmm.

  5. babs Says:
    September 4th, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    my bf is an emo and his body is hawt! really it is he has a 6 pak umm and a big… lol but he is soo hawt and u sud not go out wid some 1 cuz of there looks!!

  6. a "moron" that likes FOB Says:
    October 10th, 2007 at 10:15 pm

    mayb you just cant get hawt emo boyfriends …and thats why you hate em? dont you? dont you?!?!?!

  7. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:
    October 10th, 2007 at 11:06 pm

    what the heal is goin on pete went is the best and the cute onee
    your e such a slammersssssssssssss

  8. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:
    October 10th, 2007 at 11:07 pm

    pete
    pete
    petee
    is THE BRSTTTT
    AND FOBBBBBBBBBBB 2

  9. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:
    October 10th, 2007 at 11:08 pm

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ndd
    what the hel i s going onn
    ppete is THE BEST andFFOBBBB 22
    obiosly
    your e maaadddddddddddddddd

  10. JANE Says:
    October 16th, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    *love*

  11. dana Says:
    October 18th, 2007 at 2:05 am

    pete is the best ……….you can’t b hotter

  12. pip Says:
    October 27th, 2007 at 8:46 pm

    cold!

  13. smoken 0ken Says:
    November 3rd, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    Pete is all that and a chocolate emo bears and i have an emo boyfriend and girlfriend and we all happy

  14. HAHAHA. Says:
    November 3rd, 2007 at 9:09 pm

    obviously you just can’t get good looking men.
    don’t blame emo’s just cause your ugly, hun.

  15. lacy Says:
    November 5th, 2007 at 11:39 pm

    emos r so sexy

  16. ............................. Says:
    November 11th, 2007 at 7:39 am

    im a fuckass emo end pete wentz is a piece of shit

  17. Robin Says:
    November 18th, 2007 at 5:44 am

    I absolutly love pete wents and his sexy (manhood)

  18. Chris Says:
    May 9th, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    i really want an emo gf.
    i had one.
    but it didnt go so well.
    we both cut, but she started going really deep, and cutting herself in places she shouldn’t.
    i left her anyway, and she moved away. i found out afterward she was taken into hospital. D ‘=
    she was taken in for blood loss. i went to see her, but she was unconcious. i just left her a note and went home. Did i do the right thing? im not sure what to do. plz reply.
    i lover her but i dunno what to do.
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    CHRISTY.

  19. you dont want to know Says:
    May 12th, 2008 at 3:16 am

    The reason he couldnt talk things through with you is because your a selfish tempestious little Bitch who is not only steriotypical But pathetic as well. I am dating an “Emo boy and he is by far the sexiest Guy I have been with to date, His body is great and he s thin but muscled. Your boyfriend probably has a good body to your just to high maintenince to see it. If anything I fell bad for him because if you look anything like your attitude then he is theone dating one ugly little Bitch. I’m surprised he is even with you! I wouldnt stay with someone who wouldnt touch me and laughed at me, if anything you deserve a good as kicking. I hope you end up alone for your life, cause as long as there are people like you in the world breathing our air, we dont stand a chance.

  20. wow some people just need to get over pete wentz hes not that amazing just a bassist nothing more fob isnt even that great i mean they have there songs dont get me wrong but seriously not amazing...........now on the topic of emo boys and girls i personal Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    http://www.your too emo.com

  21. me Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 6:59 am

    I agree 100% with you don’t want to know

  22. Alex Romance Says:
    June 6th, 2008 at 8:04 am

    PETE WENTZ IS SUCH A POSEr i HATE HIM!!!
    + MY EMO BOYFRIEND IS HOT HE’S NOT ALL SKINNY WIMPY LOOKING….
    U JUST HAVE BAD LUCK I GUESS

  23. John Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    You are a terrible, awful person and I hope your boyfriend finds someone who will cherish him. Go to hell, slag.

  24. mel Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 7:00 am

    pete sux. i like emo boys but not pete… he’s ugly!

  25. Rachel Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Damn!! Pete is so hot and wouldn’t mind seeing him naked..mmmm

Complaints can be left here.