Crazy Emo Hairstyle Pictures For Both Male and Female Emo Kids.
This is what it means to be emo everyone. This is the haircut you must adopt if you’re ever to become one of the chosen ones. Can’t you just smell the despair of this fellow? He probably hasn’t brushed his hair in about 8 years. He must maintain it’s consistency with healthy dashings of vodka, tears and existentialist despair.
Now onto our next victim.
This is taking emo to the extreme. To be this emo you must have already secured your grave plot. In fact she’s probably too emo to listen to anything but her own tortured wails. She is in effect “depressed beyond tablets” and will spend the next 3 years claiming she’s blind behind a wall of despair (when it’s really just her fringe).
This is the “emo with attitude” look apparently. Personally I think her hair looks more like a badger that’s had a pot of red paint poured over it.
Oh noz! Even cows are becoming emo! How can this be so? Are they soaking vodka into the grass? Are they playing bad* Fall Out Boy records to them through cow shaped headsets? Damn it! We need some answers! I certainly don’t want to have a slab of emo cow on my plate. If I want to taste despair I’ll lick Oprah Winfrey’s left testicle.
* There are no good Fall Out Boy records
This boy is just too scene to be seen! The blond streak in his hair makes him look like a diseased rhino for Christ’s sake!
I can’t really say much about his hair here but am I the only one who thinks he looks like he’s just pooed himself? There’s a thin line between the normal pained emo look and full on diarrhoea.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:40 am
Hahaha. You really ought to read this: http://www.ninjapirate.com/emo.html
BEWARE: Major sarcasm
June 30th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Yeah, I like the second best page. The best page is better, but they both don’t post new things very often. To bad.
I like the hair of that chick in pic numer 3. It doesn’t match her face, and she isn’t all that emo, but still… liking the hair.
And why do you keep involving vodka? Is it really a typical emo-drink back there in America? You’ll appreciate it when you can import some real homemade Russian vodka (half of Europe is getting wasted on that stuff I guess.
But anyway, I like the hair…
June 30th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Ruben: Just keep in mind the context of the entire website– Dan probably loves vodka.
July 4th, 2007 at 9:18 am
Ow, yeah. Thanks Kobra. ^^
July 31st, 2007 at 9:09 pm
Hey. Emos arent bad people.
Your whole perspective of them is COMPLETELY wrong.
August 9th, 2007 at 6:03 am
i think the 5th and 6th 1s r soooooooooooooo hot!
September 18th, 2007 at 5:49 am
omg that was teddy geiger…..get a life you don’t need to be talking crap about other people because you have nothing better to do………….GOD..
October 9th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
umm….no….that’s not the way to be ‘emo’
October 25th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
All their hair is hot !
Are you blind ! Its not funny.
Just because you don’t like it !
November 7th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
lol this whole page is lame
November 9th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
This page is absolutly an absurd atack on a certain generational style, an outragiously stupid prep has now taken time off my life so I can read this ridicoulous column, I’m emo.
I have short hair
got a problom with than kiss my ass
- your little emo pal
tony
November 13th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
omg i love this site
November 13th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
i wish i was an emo
November 16th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
i like the cow
July 10th, 2008 at 12:38 am
hmm appart from the first photo that looks like it was edited, i love some of those emo hair-do’s!
August 16th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Fall Out Boy has some of the greatest songs I have ever heard! Their lyrics are just so awesome..using clever metaphors and tricky words + the music sounds mad!
Dont pay them out, or any toher band. I hate it when ppl pay out bands just cuz they dont like them. Losers, get a life…
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:47 am
you would think that if you truly found your life meaningless that you wouldn’t spend so much time in the mirror
September 16th, 2008 at 2:59 am
omg!!
that cow is so sexy!!
it looks like me!!
yay! Ima fat emo cow!!
yummy!
EMOZ SUCK.:)
-Danielle LaFrance:)
September 28th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
FUCK ALL OF YALL WHO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST EMOS……WE R HUMAN JUST LIKE THE REST OF YALL PREPPY FUCKERS……GO FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO THAN PICK ON SOME ONE FOR BEING DIFFERENT……GO CHOKE ON A DICK….U BASTARDS!!!
October 7th, 2008 at 2:32 am
OMG!!! YOU PPL ARE ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN AN EMO BEFORE!!! Emo just stands for emotional wich means… STAY OUT OF THEIR BUSINESS!!! You all are babies
October 24th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
DAN UR SO FUCKIN MEAN!!!!! MIND UR OWN BUSSINESS!!!!
October 24th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
HANNAH IS SO SEXY!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER SO MUCH I WANNA FUCK HER!!!!!!!!!!!
November 7th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
DAN CROWNOVER IS SO SEXY!!!!AND WENDY LIKES GIRLS GAYWADE HANNAH DONT LIKE GIRLS ESPESIALLY U……..
November 7th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
DAN CROWNOVER IS SO SEXY!!!!AND WENDY HANNAH DONT LIKE U LEAVE THA POOR GIRL ALONE
November 7th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
PIC # 7 IS SO FUCKIN HOT…..THA 1 AT THA BOTTOM OF THA PICS
November 7th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
THA 4 PIC IS SOOOOOOO HOT!!!!
November 7th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
WHO AGREES WITH # 23
November 8th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Hot damn!
Sparkey thinks that is some sexy hair.
Psh, if you’re hating on their hair, don’t get started on my boyfriend. His hair is longer than mine. It’s hella sexy. Make fun of my Joey, and I will bite you.
xo,sparkey. PLURR, yo.
November 10th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
the blonde 1 i kinda cute and goddamnit y am i still living
November 10th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
go fuckyou nice comment and choking on a dick seems like a good way to kill yourself
November 14th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
lol….no. 6 iis sooo emo
..and ii love the ‘emo’ cow! i want one
that has now inspired me to become a farmer and make emo cows. and punk ones. and goth, chav, hippy, indie…..