Crazy Emo Hairstyle Pictures For Both Male and Female Emo Kids.
This is what it means to be emo everyone. This is the haircut you must adopt if you’re ever to become one of the chosen ones. Can’t you just smell the despair of this fellow? He probably hasn’t brushed his hair in about 8 years. He must maintain it’s consistency with healthy dashings of vodka, tears and existentialist despair.
Now onto our next victim.
This is taking emo to the extreme. To be this emo you must have already secured your grave plot. In fact she’s probably too emo to listen to anything but her own tortured wails. She is in effect “depressed beyond tablets” and will spend the next 3 years claiming she’s blind behind a wall of despair (when it’s really just her fringe).
This is the “emo with attitude” look apparently. Personally I think her hair looks more like a badger that’s had a pot of red paint poured over it.
Oh noz! Even cows are becoming emo! How can this be so? Are they soaking vodka into the grass? Are they playing bad* Fall Out Boy records to them through cow shaped headsets? Damn it! We need some answers! I certainly don’t want to have a slab of emo cow on my plate. If I want to taste despair I’ll lick Oprah Winfrey’s left testicle.
* There are no good Fall Out Boy records
This boy is just too scene to be seen! The blond streak in his hair makes him look like a diseased rhino for Christ’s sake!
I can’t really say much about his hair here but am I the only one who thinks he looks like he’s just pooed himself? There’s a thin line between the normal pained emo look and full on diarrhoea.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:40 am
Hahaha. You really ought to read this: http://www.ninjapirate.com/emo.html
BEWARE: Major sarcasm
June 30th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Yeah, I like the second best page. The best page is better, but they both don’t post new things very often. To bad.
I like the hair of that chick in pic numer 3. It doesn’t match her face, and she isn’t all that emo, but still… liking the hair.
And why do you keep involving vodka? Is it really a typical emo-drink back there in America? You’ll appreciate it when you can import some real homemade Russian vodka (half of Europe is getting wasted on that stuff I guess.
But anyway, I like the hair…
June 30th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Ruben: Just keep in mind the context of the entire website– Dan probably loves vodka.
July 4th, 2007 at 9:18 am
Ow, yeah. Thanks Kobra. ^^
July 31st, 2007 at 9:09 pm
Hey. Emos arent bad people.
Your whole perspective of them is COMPLETELY wrong.
August 9th, 2007 at 6:03 am
i think the 5th and 6th 1s r soooooooooooooo hot!
September 18th, 2007 at 5:49 am
omg that was teddy geiger…..get a life you don’t need to be talking crap about other people because you have nothing better to do………….GOD..
October 9th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
umm….no….that’s not the way to be ‘emo’
October 25th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
All their hair is hot !
Are you blind ! Its not funny.
Just because you don’t like it !
November 7th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
lol this whole page is lame
November 9th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
This page is absolutly an absurd atack on a certain generational style, an outragiously stupid prep has now taken time off my life so I can read this ridicoulous column, I’m emo.
I have short hair
got a problom with than kiss my ass
- your little emo pal
tony
November 13th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
omg i love this site
November 13th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
i wish i was an emo
November 16th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
i like the cow
July 10th, 2008 at 12:38 am
hmm appart from the first photo that looks like it was edited, i love some of those emo hair-do’s!
August 16th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Fall Out Boy has some of the greatest songs I have ever heard! Their lyrics are just so awesome..using clever metaphors and tricky words + the music sounds mad!
Dont pay them out, or any toher band. I hate it when ppl pay out bands just cuz they dont like them. Losers, get a life…
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:47 am
you would think that if you truly found your life meaningless that you wouldn’t spend so much time in the mirror
September 16th, 2008 at 2:59 am
omg!!
that cow is so sexy!!
it looks like me!!
yay! Ima fat emo cow!!
yummy!
EMOZ SUCK.:)
-Danielle LaFrance:)
September 28th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
FUCK ALL OF YALL WHO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST EMOS……WE R HUMAN JUST LIKE THE REST OF YALL PREPPY FUCKERS……GO FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO THAN PICK ON SOME ONE FOR BEING DIFFERENT……GO CHOKE ON A DICK….U BASTARDS!!!
October 7th, 2008 at 2:32 am
OMG!!! YOU PPL ARE ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN AN EMO BEFORE!!! Emo just stands for emotional wich means… STAY OUT OF THEIR BUSINESS!!! You all are babies
October 24th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
DAN UR SO FUCKIN MEAN!!!!! MIND UR OWN BUSSINESS!!!!
October 24th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
HANNAH IS SO SEXY!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER SO MUCH I WANNA FUCK HER!!!!!!!!!!!
November 7th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
DAN CROWNOVER IS SO SEXY!!!!AND WENDY LIKES GIRLS GAYWADE HANNAH DONT LIKE GIRLS ESPESIALLY U……..
November 7th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
DAN CROWNOVER IS SO SEXY!!!!AND WENDY HANNAH DONT LIKE U LEAVE THA POOR GIRL ALONE
November 7th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
PIC # 7 IS SO FUCKIN HOT…..THA 1 AT THA BOTTOM OF THA PICS
November 7th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
THA 4 PIC IS SOOOOOOO HOT!!!!
November 7th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
WHO AGREES WITH # 23
November 8th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Hot damn!
Sparkey thinks that is some sexy hair.
Psh, if you’re hating on their hair, don’t get started on my boyfriend. His hair is longer than mine. It’s hella sexy. Make fun of my Joey, and I will bite you.
xo,sparkey. PLURR, yo.
November 10th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
the blonde 1 i kinda cute and goddamnit y am i still living
November 10th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
go fuckyou nice comment and choking on a dick seems like a good way to kill yourself
November 14th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
lol….no. 6 iis sooo emo
..and ii love the ‘emo’ cow! i want one
that has now inspired me to become a farmer and make emo cows. and punk ones. and goth, chav, hippy, indie…..
December 24th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
u guys r sick how old r u losers
January 15th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
the first picture isnt even his real hair ><
January 20th, 2009 at 7:13 am
HAHAH hilarious!
January 31st, 2009 at 10:07 pm
snaps for you, anonymous… how long did it take u to figure that out?
maaayyybbb this dan character or whoever writes these just tried to be emo and it didnt work out so he just dedicated the rest of his life to hating them… hmm never know
February 8th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
there r GOOD fall otu boy recordz and fall otu boy isnt emo
February 18th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
oh gosh you stereotypical losers. you dont know shit about emo culture
February 18th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
it pisses me off. i dont think all guys and gals who wear long dark fringes mutilate themselves. i also dont believe in “scene kids”. i mean c’mon, if a person wants to wear their hair dark and wear skinnys with converse sneakers WHY THE HELL NOTT!!!!!!! by catagorizing people YOU guys are being stereotypical, conformists and just plain losers i’d say. i “dress” emo i guess- i AM an emotional person (something is going wrong) and dressing like that actually serves as therapy!it lets me have control over that part of my life. get it? its all a personal thing so shut up about the stereotypes you emophobic assholes- geezzzz
March 1st, 2009 at 5:07 am
there are 4 types of ppl 1.jocks/preps[hate 'em] 2.emo’s[tryin 2 be a goth emo] 3.THE individuals[my sis] 4. old ppl[can't really get along wif 'em]
March 3rd, 2009 at 3:35 am
hey anette bitch fucktard!!!
do you wanna know why we hate the emo shit??? (like u, of course)
because u & your gay friends copied their “style” (LOL kiss my cyber romantic ass!!)
from GOTH, punk, hardcore, etc, etc. styles.
First be original and then bark, bitch!!
I agree your life sucks (cause ur a skinny little bitch) but at least be ORIGINAL, as I said before.
When I walk in the street people stares at me cuz of my cyberlocks, etc. but I have the guts to be different.
but u emo bullshit, you are completely FREAKS!!
by:radioactive grotesque madame.
biie lil bitch!!
:S
March 9th, 2009 at 4:04 am
Biatch, emo hair can take ages to do. i’m to lazy to do mine good… but atleast we have the pride to look the way we want and not shave it off and call it a day. granted, i know emo kids with buzz cuts, that’s cuz emo is about being an individual, and being true to your feelings instead of being a macho prick. last time i met a guy like you at my school, he ended his lunch with a fat lip and a black eye… and i hate to fight
March 15th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
emo hair is sexy
March 16th, 2009 at 5:49 am
man wtf is ur life so miserable that u take it out on us! and that cow thing was gay like u. suffer and die bìtch,suffer and die! bettr yet keep livin this fucked up thing known as life bitch!!!!
March 24th, 2009 at 11:29 am
iam slut
April 5th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
sunteti patetici ba voi anti -emo go to hell
April 14th, 2009 at 8:44 am
C’mon people…Some of the stuff here is pretty mean, but you have to admit…this page is lame and im loving the cow XD And Im an emo
that freaking cow is an emoo
wow, that was lame. okks.
-Pierson C
May 17th, 2009 at 4:58 am
Hey you totally absurd people! You don’t know emo is human. Emo is normal, not like you. You are is the crazier people. And I must do somethimg for this blog, when I want. Cause this blog is sucks, bad, cheap.Not funny. You think all jokes in this blog is funny?! I think that just make emo mad!
I kill you when I meet you Fucking Bitch!!!!
May 17th, 2009 at 5:00 am
Hey you totally absurd people! You don’t know emo is human. Emo is normal, not like you. You are is the crazier people. And I must do somethimg for this blog, when I want. Cause this blog is sucks, bad, cheap.Not funny. You think all jokes in this blog is funny?! I think that just make emo mad!
I kill you when I meet you Fucking Bitch!!!! Sucks.
blah!!! You are so persisstant!
May 22nd, 2009 at 2:53 am
Grow up yeah? u no nasty, dumb and shall i not 4get immature ppl like u kno shit all!!!!!!! Go do sum thing betta with ur lives. Thats to say even if u have 1> U ppl have probably pushed all ur friends and fam away from the lack of compassion u have. Once again grow up and keep ur comments to ur self.
June 4th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
dont say that about us, but u r right, some haircuts are extremely weird!
June 9th, 2009 at 5:42 am
emos r just babies dat need 2 get a life if they want 2 commit suicide shit just do it they r always complainin how life sucks and emo isnt normal dumbfucks
June 12th, 2009 at 6:30 am
It seems like the majority of the people defending emo’s on this page can’t spell worth a fuck. Maybe you can tag illiterate onto their reputation. I’ve been a hairstylist for about five years and all these cuts and colors are shit. They’re most likely done with box dye in their bathrooms or by really shitty stylists, sad. I don’t hate “Emos” I just dislike people that whine to draw attention to themselves. Why doesn’t everyone just try being original and stop fitting themselves into little categories. peace
June 13th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
ok…tht 1st 1, makes me want to puck…th second is stupid, th 3rd doesn’t look good on tht girl, th 4th…thts fucking depressing u’d say tht…th 4th…he looks normal…its just long hair ooo~ this website sux majorly, and im leaving to never return…thank god…
June 13th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
aparently i cant spell haha…i ment puke, to damn early…headache…
June 22nd, 2009 at 12:27 am
The last guy is actually hot by a lot of ppl’s standards…i guess he’s hot to me too, but i prefer the hippo
June 26th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
???
June 29th, 2009 at 7:00 am
zana maquztuhan mu ..
June 29th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Fucking random
July 8th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
ur such a self-centered b*itch!!!!!!!!