Emo Kid Depression Is Incurable
For some Emos, depression is a way of life rather than an actual illness. The mere thought of being happy makes these people sick to the stomach. They’ll refuse to take their anti-depressants. They’ll watch weepy films where the old senile woman ends up shooting her 12 cats. They’ll listen to My Chemical Romance on repeat with no sense of irony.
Even if an Emo is feeling ecstatic, they’ll try their utmost to contain their emotions. In such situations they’ll harm themselves by kicking their own legs off, smashing their heads off or through television sets or slam their arms shut in car doors.
Unfortunately if you refuse to pay attention to the Emo, their attempts to gain your attention will grow ever more desperate. I’ve seen an Emo girl repeatedly stab herself in the tongue with a plastic fork. I had to wrestle her to the ground, grab the fork off her and call the police to report the incident.
She then preceded to collapse into a fit before her purse hit the ground and out dropped around 150 razors and some bloody Snoopy bandages. In a last ditch attempt to cause herself some serious harm, she rolled about on the ground, frantically trying to slice herself on the blades. It was pathetic. I’ve seen dogs high on speed more that have been more responsible and functional than her.
The bitch tried to take me to court for apparently “Violating her right to be miserable”. What sort of nonsense is this? I was trying to save her tongue. She could have put my eye out! What sort of retard tries to stab their own face out in public anyway with a plastic fork? It’s indescrible.
It’s a perfect example too of why Emo Depression won’t go away until the Emo abandons The Church Of Peter Wentz. Otherwise they are doomed forever.
March 22nd, 2009 at 4:33 pm
*Turns my chemical romance off repaet* Eh-hem. well then…Let’s see…
I’m not into Pete Wentz. I don’t like his personality…Gerard Way on the other hand * points to the many posters of My Chemical Romance on the wall*.
Why do you care if emo kids are sad? It truly is none of your business…if it bothers you just walk away.
Use a bit of common knowledge: The Best was to get away from your issues is to Flip them off, and walk away.
Simple enough?
Sincerely,
A very annoyed Emo Girl named Via.
March 27th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
i agree with you! since when did people actually care
May 26th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
What’s the difference between being emo and being depressed? Are they the same thing?
May 28th, 2009 at 4:38 am
…
Seriously?
LOL.
Church of Pete Wentz.
Gah, duck face. DUCK FACE.
June 3rd, 2009 at 2:15 am
teeeheee. heee tee hee.
but seriously,
goddddd yrr likeee soo meann….
(for the record I can’t even type like that >.<)
July 7th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Okay you’re making it sound like all ‘emo’s’ are attention seeking and fake depression. Emo is actually short for emotion or emotive hardcore. But in todays society ‘emo’ is a genre of people but not all of them are attention seeking and they don’t fake depression. you’re making them sound stupid like they don’t know how serious it is. and anyway attention seeking can be a mental illness too. If they’re emotionally neglected by those who are meant to care or love them then they can feel unloved and seek attention so they do really stupid things. I know a lot of ‘emo’ people and they dont like Pete Wentz and they hate Fall Out Boy! Why should you care if attention whores (emo’s) are sad and are trying to hurt themselves just for the hell of it. When is the world going to realise that lables are for cans. Plus if there are emos out there that are depressed no one is making it better by writing all these blogs saying shiz like emos are the ones that cut.
Milly.xX
July 14th, 2009 at 5:46 am
You know not all aways emo girls can be ugly emo girls can be pretty too you know.
July 14th, 2009 at 5:51 am
I hate jocks that really do mean things emo girls it just OH MY GOD!!! WHY CAN’T LEVAE THEM ALONE!!!