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Emo Kid Help - How To Make Your Bedroom Look Emo Without Any Money

As an emo you need to show the world that you’re not a conformist. There is no better to show the world that you’re Emo by decorating your room to convey this.

emo-bedroom

Listed below are a few tips that’ll help you achieve an Emo bedroom.

  1. Be sure to bring any roadkill you find home and pin it on your walls. Leave it until the carcasses begin to rot.
  2. Write thrilling Emo Sayings like “I wanna kill myself”, “Live sucks more than a hooker” and “What’s the point in any of this” all over your wall in marker pen. If you can’t afford marker pens, then it’s safe to use your own blood (but only in small dabs).
  3. Ask Mother to fit a white carpet into your room. Why? Well any visitors need to see the blood stains that have seeped into the carpet from all of the years of cutting. You’ll then be able to reminicence about when and why you cut for hours on end.
  4. Install razor wire all over the room. Mount broken glass shards at random points in your bed. Adopt a pet vulture and coat yourself in ham before letting it out at night. Close all windows.
  5. If you’re strapped for cash you could decorate your room by just cutting holes into the wall randomly.

5 Responses to “Emo Kid Help - How To Make Your Bedroom Look Emo Without Any Money”

  1. theycalledmeemo Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 10:38 am

    like i always do…

  2. May Says:
    June 13th, 2009 at 9:21 am

    rotflmao YEA RIGHT!!!! IM NOT THAT DESPRIT lamao

  3. amsodone Says:
    June 23rd, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    wut a load uv rubbish NEXT idea please…

  4. Zombie Says:
    June 26th, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    screw you thats all real fake ass shit….so get up off you ass and learn what emo is

    <3 Zombie

  5. mariah Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    uhmm….wow!!! thats a little pathetic and awkward….no ones that desprite!! lmao =]

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