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Emo Poem - I Hate Myself

emo-poetry

I hate myself around the clock
Sometimes I wonder -
why do I have a cock?

When it’ll only end up falling off in end.
This is driving me around the bend!

I sit here crying into a cup of coffee
Just pulled out a filling with some toffee.

I hate myself and I want to tie -
My genitals to an aeroplane in the sky.

Flying across the world like a sex God.
Oh - please say a prayer for my severed Rod.

I hate myself and I want to die.
I want to stick a needle in my eye.

Watch the blood seep out.
Squealing through my snout.

Like a pig with a severed tail.
It totally fucking sucks being male.

4 Responses to “Emo Poem - I Hate Myself”

  1. ayu Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 5:26 am

    omg im weak! thts funney!

  2. jasper hale Says:
    May 30th, 2009 at 5:05 am

    people dont choose to be emo, its a way of life

  3. Prisila hernandez Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    How can life have the guts to ruin you??..make you be miserible and feel bad about yourself??..want some-one but you cant have any-one because you dont wanna get hurt anymore..its all lifes made up of..miserableness..sadness..and people who dont have a mind to think that life sucks enough to commit suicide..it would be better if we had never had a heart if its going to get broken and stop beating anyways..life has some stupid reasons to live even though it can have some nice things..as in hate and regrett.. emo poems arent stupid they have a point the only stupid people that dont get it are you guys…

  4. Nicck Says:
    July 15th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    Don’t be a bitch emo people r just sad people

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