Emo Sucks - More Reasons Why the Emo World and Scene Is Awful
Here are a few more reasons why I hate Emo and why you should hate it too.
- Emos are close-minded. If you don’t dress in black then you’re seen as worse than Stallin. Remember you must be closeminded in your open-mindedness and physically attack people who have different opinions than you, especially if they openly reject your own views.
- Emos are right-wing. In order to be recognised as real fans emos also have to be fascists. In fact I’ve heard from certain quarters that in order to be accepted into the emo cult you must prove how right-wing you are by throwing sticks at war veterans houses in the country.
- Emos start fires. Since 98% of the emo population smoke and drink at the same time they are continually causing fires everywhere they go. It’s a well known fact that 65% of all forest fires across the world are started by emos.
- Emos can’t play their instruments. Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance hire sessionists to record their pieces in the studio. And neither of those bands play live either. They just stand there on stage and mime over the studio recording of the song. Since most emos are completely tone deaf they don’t really know what’s happening on stage.
- Emos are continually drunk which means you can’t have a coherent conversation with them. Just look at all of the comments on this blog for Christ’s sake. They are obviously written by people with serious alcohol problems.
- If emos ran the planet they would charge people for tap water and instead pipe vodka straight into your home. This would mean that you would have to shower and wash your dishes in vodka and you’d turn into just another mindless zombie like the emos.
- Emos hate wildlife and nature. They are always campaigning to ban penguins, koala and polar bears. If they had their way then all animals would be kept in a zoo with barbed wire everywhere. And all non-emos would be forced to live there in the enclosure with them.
- Emos are overtly religious. You have to believe in God to be an emo. If you happen to be an atheist you can clear off. Emos are miserable because to smile would insult and hurt the Lord Jesus Christ.
- Emos can’t drive cars. Why? Well firstly they are always drunk. Secondly they love crashing into trees to a) stick their fingers up at nature and b) to experience pain and blood just so that they can complain all the more about how much life sucks.
- Emos are music nazis. If you like any other non-emo music then you’re seen as an outcast of the group. You must show complete alliegance to My Chemical Romance or Fall Out Boy otherwise you’re just another dead head.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:37 am
IM EMO.
1. I DONT JUDGE ANYONE
2. NUMBER 2 IS FUCKED UP
3. NEVER HAVE STARTED A FIRE, THOUGH I ENJOY FIRE. I USE IT WITH POSITIVE INTENT.
4. DON’T PLAY AN INSTRUMENT. I WRITE.
5. IVE NEVER BEEN NOR HAVE I EVER KNOWN A DRUNK EMO. I’VE SEEN BEAT UP STEREOTYPES THOUGH…HAHA…
6. SIX IS FUCKED UP.
7. MOST EMOS HAVE THE DEEPEST RESPECT FOR NATURE AND ITS WHAT I FEEL MOST CONNECTED TO SINCE I HATE CONNECTING WITH PPL, ESPECIALLY PPL LIKE YOU.
8. IM AN ATHIEST YOU DUMBASS. EMO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION.
9. IM THE BEST DAMN DRIVER YOULL FIND.
10. LIKE I SAID, I DONT JUDGE. YOU JUDGE US MORE THAN ANYONE JUDGES OTHER PPL. YOU’RE A HIPPOCRIT!!!!
September 26th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
i think you are pathetic and if i was in front of you i would slap you for saying such things .i am not gonna insult you even if i want too but why do you hate emos so much i mean most of them are really sweet and why all those cliches why couldnt they be able to drive or always drunk ?either you lived something with an emo that broke you or you are simply an idiot
October 20th, 2008 at 7:42 am
Well im not emo but I can say, that is the worst bullshit I’ve ever heard in my life… I laughing at the moment, you are so pathetic…