Emos Are The Stupidiest Bunch Of Bastards On The Planet. Fact. No Arguing This Time.
Christ. It’s hilarious how many dumb ass emo kids come here to post their bullshit and most of it is completely unintelligble.
Take this example posted by someone calling themselves “vintage”.
emo is abt expressing ourself .dunt write abt it if ue dunt noe abt it biatch .
It took me half an hour to even understand the basics of what this poor fucker was trying to say.
Emo is not about expressing “ourself”. It’s about being a stupid son of a bitch with no future. And no friends. It’s about being an absolute waste of space. An evolutionary cul-de-sac. The truth is that if you’re emo, you will never ever fuck. You will have likely masturbated that much over Pete Wentz by this stage that your genitals will be as useful as withered fruit.
Anyway what the holy fuck is wrong with this person? Are they that retarded that they can’t even type properly? The answer is yes. And they’ve also cut their wrists so much that they’ve damaged the tissue there meaning they couldn’t physically type even if they tried and weren’t mentally handicapped.
This person is not an emo, but he is retarded, yet smarter than every single emo on the planet.
It’s the same with every single Emo on the planet. None of them can type or form sentences. No wonder they hide in the dark all the time. If they take in too much light their ridiculously inept brains would explode like popcorn in the microwave.
Before any of you emos think about responding. Don’t. You’re as thick as pig shit. And no-one cares. You’re going nowhere in life. You have no hope of ever going to college unless it’s one of those bullshit colleges operated by some holy roller in Nebraska. Just get ready to spend your entire life preparing moonshine in your trailer whilst cats swing off your ceiling like diseased rats.
February 14th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
dude you’re a cunt. not one word in that load of bullshit is, or ever will be true.
March 28th, 2009 at 9:29 am
you may THINK that emos are stupid. But thats just your opinion. my 18 year old sister has A+’s all year and shes emo…is she dumb? no shes not. Well its a fact shes not dumb. but when it comes to slang, saying dumb is just an insult, not always true…So if you want to think emos are dumb, u can. Its your blog, noones stopping u…but its just your opinion and not a fact. all people are different. i think iv made my point. That was an exampllee of what i would tell the person who wrote this….or what you said would work too lol! my idea is more better though.
March 28th, 2009 at 9:38 am
okay then. Explan this….I’m talking perfectly fine right now. And im emo. uhh then why did you say no emo can write the right way? I think your the retarded one. Or maybe your on drugs? Or maybe just drunk. Who knows! All i know is that you need serious mental help. Im going to guess since you hate emo people so much that you made a blog about hating them that your also racist and hate everyone but yourself and think your better than every one else. Well i would rather eat a rattle snake then read this meaningless stuff! I thought thsi blog was for emos not against them, so i decided to comment on it. Well dont excpet to ever see me comment again here! Bytee dumbass!
June 7th, 2009 at 4:59 am
emos are very very stupid. EVERYONE HAS PROBLEMS, IF EVERYONE CUTTED THEN LIKE THERE’D BE LIKE NO PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET, SO UH YEAH. ppl that cut themselves occasionaly are ight (not really but anyways) ppl that cut themselves on a daily basis idk im not even gonna typee anymore have a nice life emo fags
June 9th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
I get called emo, yet I’m dubbed one of the smartest kids in school.
You don’t do your research, either, buddy. Just because some kids type so horribly it makes my grammar ache to read it, doesn’t mean we’re all like that.
June 9th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
By the way, there are also a hell of a lot of idiotic preps and jocks out there. Hah. Don’t judge one stereotype in a way that applies to them all.
June 29th, 2009 at 1:21 am
what the hell is with all this gerard way and pete wentz stuff…
neither of them are emo and who cares anyway.
fuck you
July 2nd, 2009 at 12:06 pm
im 13 and emo…my firends hate it and it suks!!! but i am very smart and almost the smartest in he grade!! so expalin that u ass hole nigger!!
July 13th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
really…? grow up all of you…haters, emos, all of you, get a life, get a job, smile, get some sun, live in the normal reality of the world today, stop making your parents want to kill themselves becasue they dont understand why your so “emo” you wanna be “emotional” go for it…otherwise check back into reality….and young lady who just threw “nigger” out there, sweetheart, we have come a long way from the 1800’s please try to act civilized, we arent neanderthals any more.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:15 am
Look trik if u wana talk bout emoz do it sumwhere else cuz we cn b 1 ov da smartest stereotypz dare r …u need ta get yo factz strate b4 u start talkin shit AND u dnt no wat ppl go threw! Ppl could b beat hela bad nd ur makin em feel worse den dey r! U needa get a life im not playin muther fuker…I am 12 yearz old,BLAK,EMO, and prollie fukin prouder den ul evab ov yoself….uu reallie aint got no life ta actuallie maka sight bout emoz u got sum fukin issuez bitch oh and bi da way I get strate Az in EVERY subject….stil wana cal us stoopid? …Dumbazz
July 30th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Moooaaaning.
I agree with Jessie and “are we serious”.
Kay so my opinion IS:
If you call yourself emo, you’re a poser. Meaning you think emo is a fashion statement and you’re just doing it for attention. Most who know, don’t even look for shit like this, but emo is a fucking music genre guys, and it stands for emotional in the way of MUSIC. A person cannot physically be emo. If you’re talking about the fashion when you call yourself “emo”, you’re talking about being scene. If you’re a fucked up child who mourns on and on about how much your life sucks, well you just need to get over yourself because half the time it really doesn’t. It’s obvious when someone’s trying to fuck up their life and when they’re literally cursed with a fucked up life. This blog made me laugh at parts ’cause seriously guys? People trying to be emo is always fake and dramatic, and so was this blog. I don’t know any other way to fucking explain this other than saying that if you’re offended by this, you’re trying wayyy too hard.
July 31st, 2009 at 1:27 am
dude… u may be against emo but i found some kewl pics on this that i added to my emo blog. EMO EMO EMO!!!
August 3rd, 2009 at 12:29 am
Fuck you stupid bitch. You don’t know anyting about emo people. Their normal people to this website is absoulte bullshit and seriously who the fuck are you to say shit about people???? Your a fucking douche who should just fucking get a life. like oh my fucking god screw YOU