Emos Cry When They Hear Their Cellphone Run Out Of Power
I’ve seen this over and over again with Emos. Instead of recharging their cellphone like normal humans, they’ll let their phone’s battery run down low before even thinking about turning on the charger. They do this to pretend that their phone is “dying” and will weep and lament over the ’striken’ device as it beeps and beeps.
I’ve even seen Emos stage mock funerals for their phone after it’s ran out of power, instead of putting it back on the charger. I dunno whether this is idiotic or plain hilarious. Or both.
I love to goad Emos by saying things like “Is that your cellphone I hear bleeping? I think it’s dying y’know?” just to make them paranoid. Since Emo kids have absolutely no control over their emotions they’ll collapse to the floor and begin pounding their head off the ground, leaving behind a mess of teeth and tonsils. The normal thing would be to check your phone’s status to see if it’s true but Emos don’t care about rationality or truth. With Emos it’s all about emotion and venting as much frustration and pain at the world.
Remember if you see an Emo speaking on a cellphone to remind them that if they keep chatting so much on it that it will quickly die for good.
May 23rd, 2009 at 7:32 pm
I try not to let my phone die. When it does I like to blame people for murdering it, though.