Emo Boy Kids Crying In The Bathroom
Every time I use a public toilet these days I’m always propositioned by an emo crying in the cubicle next to me asking if I have any vodka or mascara on me. The most shocking thing is that they don’t even wait until I’ve finished taking a crap. I’ll be sitting there with my ass half an inch off the wet toilet seat with my eyes closed trying to concentrate on pushing on the turd out and not on the urine vapour cloud that’s rising from the ground, when I’ll hear sobbing from next door.
The crap will remain half in my bumhole when the emo will pop his head over the cubicle and ask what I’m doing, before demanding some vodka.
Now I’ve no problems with emos crying in public, especially if it’s in public toilets and no-one else is around. But what I do have an issue with is when they invade upon my privacy, especially when I’m trying to lay a brown cable. In such situations I attempt to beat the emo into submission with my newspaper just so that they’ll collapse back down into their cubicle and leave me the hell alone.
I’m afraid of using public toilets altogether now because of these people. It just isn’t fair. It happened to my uncle too and he has irritable bowel syndrome. Recently he was struggling to cope with explosive episodes of diarrhoea and only just made it to a public toilet in time.
Apparently he sat down on the toilet seat and his bowels erupted into the can and just at that moment an emo appeared from above the neighbouring cubicle. The emo was so shocked by the sight and smell below that he collapsed and died. The emos family had the gall to blame my uncle when in reality he was just trying to have a turd in peace. My uncle has been receiving craps in the post dyed black with hateful messages carved into them with a razor for the past 6 months.
So if you’re an emo kid who likes spying on other people taking turds, please stop it. You’re putting yourself and other people’s lives at risk. If you want to watch someone having a dump, film yourself on the toilet. But please don’t put it on Youtube. There’s enough shit there already.
December 7th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA no offense but that is fucking hillariouse! jeez im emo nd i ve never ever tryed watching someone take a crap lol
December 30th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
haaaa!!!!! this was h illariouse man wheww…good times..
January 6th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
LMFAO god damn, thats some funny shit
i laughed, im kinda emo myself, just minus the retarded look, and shit i get where you are coming from, fucking emo kids really tend to piss me off actually