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Emos Have Absolutely No Sense Of Humor

I’ve been writing in this blog for well over a year now and during this time it’s become crystal clear from all of your comments that most Emos don’t have a sense of humor. Sure there are some people who get it but most of you are here simply to be offended. You’re worse than Christians protesting at the opening of “Jesus Gets Donged In Hollywood” but still buying the ticket.

I’m tired of hearing the same bullshit comments over and over again about how I don’t understand Emo and that I’m sick and that I don’t understand your emotions.  Well the last one is true. I don’t want to understand your emotions. I don’t care. No-one cares!

Your comments would be funny if there weren’t all the fucking same. Every day I have to sift through the same poorly written shit. I received this comment yesterday from “blah” and it’s representative of 99% of the dirt I receive.

"emo ppl laugh to. they are just like anyone else.
btw you make me fucking sick."

If you had a sense of humor you wouldn’t be wasting your time commenting on this blog. You’d be outside actually doing something with your lives rather than surfing around anti-emo websites with a persecution complex worse than a month of Christians.

As for this shit about Emos being just like anyone else, well that’s absolute bullshit. Emos are out to dress differently because they have nothing better to do with their time. It’s either that or they just want an Emo Boyfriend/Girlfriend. Or perhaps they’re mentally retarded. Or a combination of all 3.

Either way I don’t care.

4 Responses to “Emos Have Absolutely No Sense Of Humor”

  1. miss Via [ proud member the MCRmy] Says:
    March 22nd, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    You’re such a bitch.

    That sums it all up.

  2. amber Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    you hear the same stuff in all your comments? wow. well, i’m reading the same stuff on this blog…emo kids are cutters, emo kids whine, and emo kids are retarded. non of which are true. maybe you should get to know some emo kids before you judge them.

  3. pissed blak chik Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 12:06 am

    Look if u gota say sumtin bout us not havin a sense ov humar nd not havin a life look at yoself!? Wat iz u doin almost 24\7….fukin nerd nd not all emo guyz r gay wtfuk iz rong wichu geta fukin life lamo

  4. pised blak chik Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 12:07 am

    Dumbazz

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