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Emos Love Nothing But Themselves. It’s True.

The world is full of self absorbed and conceited people. I have known this for years. What is a bit surprising however, is just how many of those self-absorbed people are all Emos! The sheer number is actually quite amazing. Not so much that there mostly self-absorbed and do not care about others, but just the numbers of Emos. I am still trying to figure out where they have all come from, as I am still really confused there.

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When it comes to self obsessed loser types, there are none more influential (or uglier) than Lord Peter ‘The Chipmunk Boy’ Wentz

While the number of people who are trying to at least pretend to be kind and caring is growing, the Emos are still standing off in a corner pouting and sulking about something. My guess is they are just waiting on the store to run more ugly black shoes on sale so they can take them home and screw them up too.

While I do not particularly like Emos or the Emo lifestyle, I can at least tolerate them a bit. I certainly do not go out of my way to be particularly hateful to them. They on the other hand seem to have this huge chip on their shoulder that stays there from the moment they wake up, until they go to bed. Guess we will just have to wait until they all hurt each other before the trend goes away.

7 Responses to “Emos Love Nothing But Themselves. It’s True.”

  1. Traci Anthony Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 2:48 am

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  2. Bien Says:
    December 22nd, 2008 at 4:44 pm

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  3. EmoGurll Says:
    June 1st, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    “I certainly do not go out of my way to be particularly hateful to them.”

    What the actual fuck?! You made an emo bashing site against us! You’re a dick. Which, is a particularly hateful think to do! You’re full of crap and dont know what you’re talking about.

  4. broken Says:
    July 16th, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    this asshole is a fuckin bored with his life!!!! why don’t you just go fuck yourself!!!!

  5. broken Says:
    July 16th, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    i love someone and i care about people you fuck up!!!!

  6. Mel Says:
    July 18th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    omg, again with the emo shit. your a total idiot. emos dont only love themselves and other emos. i have a chav boyfriend thanks very much :) and im very much happy with him. he doesnt mind that im bisexual,, and no, not only emo boys are really skinny, for gods sake, look around. it doesnt matter about size, fat medium or skinny, maybe anorexic or obese needs to be sorted out, but oh well.

    your head is so far stuck up your ass you dont notice how sweet and kind emos are, they dont go round saying ” init blud” or “come on then, ill bang you out bruv” and all that shitt. you should get a life mate, honestly.

    .Mel x

  7. Mel Says:
    July 18th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    also, how dare you take the piss out of Pete Wentz, he is more of a person you will ever be. i cant believe you made a site just to emo bash, your so incredibly stupid its unbeleivable. i bet youll make another fuckin chapter on how emos pronounce and type every letter of a word. go ahead, give us more laughs.

    XD your fuckin retard, upload a picture of yourself on here, and put your email and msn on here, see how many emos will chav bash against you you retard. XD

    .Mel x

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