Emos Online On Msn - Human Contact Has Never Been As Futile
Talking to emos on MSN is not fun. I’ve had the misfortune of talking to hundreds of them over the last few years thanks to this site and it’s not a pleasurable experience.
First of all they’ll harass you to start a webcam conversation. If you accept they’ll strip naked, grab a knife from their desk and hold it just over their arm. If you don’t respond to them within 10 seconds then they’ll start to move the blade closer to their arm until they finally draw blood. If you tell them to stop they’ll only cut worse. The best way to get them to end this is to threaten to phone their parents. Or to say that you’re about to call a psychiatrist. Emos are more afraid of psychiatrists than Scientologists you see.
Anyway since most Emos are attention seekers they will continually sign in and out of MSN with new screen names. Here are a few common examples of the names they’ll adopt.
“Blood is dripping from my arm - the American government forces me to self harm”
“I hate you all. I’m gonna saw off my legs live on webcam and it’ll be your fault.”
If you ignore them just after they’ve signed in then they’ll get really mad. In fact they’ll become infuriated if you tell them that they didn’t go offline. See Emos never really sign off the internet. They just hit “Appear Offline” and then click “Online” again just so to draw attention to themselves. It’s pathetic. But it’s true. If you try to level with them then they’ll invariably start abusing you with the Voice facility on MSN making all sorts of demented noises.
The best way to deal with this is to laugh at them. They’ll ask you onto webcam again and will start to smash their head repeatedly off their keyboards. If you continue to laugh then they won’t stop until they burrow their heads through their computer desk.
All emos are pedantic to a fault. If for example you mispell a word they will only warn you once before finally blocking you if you refuse to correct your errors. Emos are grammar nazis. They pretend to be all liberal but when it comes to typos, they are fascists.
So if you’re currently talking to an emo please stop before it’s too late. Tell them that you’ll “brb” before putting them on block forever. It’s the only way you’ll ever be able to get anything done on your computer. Plus it’s not cool watching a young emo being self destructive.
October 11th, 2008 at 10:03 am
why the fuck are you dissing emos for?!?
im not emo but i dont diss em
its there life
i tey choose to do tht to themselves, we cant stop them
SO STOP FUKN DISSING THEM U PRICK
DO ONE!
November 4th, 2008 at 6:42 am
First off I admit im emo. But I disagree with everything on this website. We’re not attention seekers. The ones that are attention seekers are just attention seekers not emos.
I’m so sick of people bagging out emos. Chavs and sluts are just as bad as us but you never pick on them.
You say its stupid cutting. But you people are the only reason we do it. All we want is to be left alone and mayb have a few friends and to be understood not made fun of.
Emo started as a group of mentally depressed outcasts and friendless loners. Its not a fashion statment its a state of mind.
If anyone else disagrees with this website please dont send abusive replys to the blogs. Add me: Not_Like_that_but_Pretty_damn_Close@hotmail.com and we’ll take the right form of action against this. Non verbal violence is the answer.
December 11th, 2008 at 4:11 am
Wtf?
If you plan on lieing about something you have probably never even expirenced before but have heard stories that your loser friends made up by hearing other stories from their loser friends at least do something less ridiculous then this.
Again i say, Loser.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:57 am
-gasp- I want an emo on my msn contacts now
lol
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
i dont like to moan lmao
December 26th, 2008 at 8:49 am
I luv emo peeps