Emos Should Be Arrested For Crying In Public
I’ve had it.
I’ve had enough of this shit. I’m fucking tired of my idiot boyfriend weeping in public over absolutely nothing. He spent hours yesterday howling at the ground towards a dead bird. I told him to either get himself together or find a new girlfriend. Honest to God I was ready to pick the fucker up and throw it at a car. It’s a disgrace.
And it’s not only that, I see it all the time in emo clubs. I used to get kicks out of running up to pale emo girls informing them of the breakup of My Chemical Romance. It would drive them mental. They’d immediately rush to the restroom and begin smashing their heads off the toilet cistern until there was blood everywhere. It was fun for a while but they’d all do exactly the same thing, leaving the restroom in such a state. I’d walk in to relieve myself and I’d slip up in the blood!
So if an emo is caught crying in public they should be interned in prison for a week without food or water. No if’s or but’s. Emos are more dangerous than crack whores to American society. I’ve seen it folks. They breed communism! If America is to make it past 2050 George W Bush must target the Emos next. He must place immediate sanctions against My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy. He must ban all ungodly hair colorings at the drug store. He must close down all rock clubs. He must ban all guitar power chords!
These laws simply must be enforced otherwise Castro will be our new ruler within the decade. Emos currently have our malls. Can we really trust them on our streets as well? Do your part and call 911 if you see an Emo crying. If necessary tell the operator that you caught them shoplifting out of a thrift store. Or mugging an old lady. Make anything up as long as it results in another emo behind bars.
The war has just started, ladies and gentlemen. I’m off to report Dan. He’s sitting down by a mailbox weeping. He keeps mumbling something about how the letter disappearing into the mailbox is symbolic of our fate after death. We just fade away……
June 10th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
I agree; let’s declare war on the emos! Their crime? Crimes against nature and humanity for being giant walking vaginas.
June 11th, 2007 at 7:08 am
Haha, sweet, that means your single now!!! Hot!!! I enjoyed your “How to make an emo cry”… Think I will try those out soon… Sorry things didn’t work out, but what do you expect from a guaranteed emotional roller coaster???
June 14th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Why the fuck do you have to be so mean. Does that mean you broke up with him for being emo? All I have to say is that you’re a bitch and I didn’t think you would actually be that mean to your BF.
June 14th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Deadly Roses, shut the hell up. She has a right to want a boyfriend who has a spine and doesn’t mope around about everything. It’d be mean to stay with him and be unhappy. If he doesn’t like it, he should grow a pair of balls and be able to keep his emotions in check.
Emos are the cancer that is killing America. They’re unstable crybabies who are destroying music. I hate songs about killing yourself because life is sooo hard. Honestly, no one claimed life was easy. Everyone has to face challenges one day or another. Emos think they deserve to depress everyone around them because life is so much harder on them. However, they just don’t deal with their issues. They parade them around like they’re accomplishments. Emos need to learn to deal with their problems, not sit around crying about them.
June 15th, 2007 at 2:22 am
Ehm, right…
@ kate:
you are right, she has every right to end to have a boyfriend that she likes, if you don’t like emo’s, don’t take a relation with them. nut calling emo’s “the cancer that is killing America” is not only ungrounded, but discriminating too. If you don’t like the music, don’t listen it. I don’t like emo music either, but I really can’t stand rap. Does that mean I should start ranting about rappers? No, a little respect for other people is a must if you want to give your opinion without sounding like a asshole.
If you think that emo’s sitting in a corner crying about the life they are living is a bigger problem than rap groups killing each other off in gunfights then you should get a reality shot.
But besides that, I don’t really care what happens to America. Here in Europe people of different states of mind can get along without having to verbally beating the crap about each other.
If some of you can have a normal coversation about this topic: email me at emo.5.rubenos@spamgourmet.com
If you seem to have an IQ above the 90 I’ll give you my msn adress so we can chat.
With love,
Ruben
Holland
June 15th, 2007 at 4:19 am
hey, i agree with deadly roses. thats fucked up that u broke up with him just for being emo. if u don’t like the crying , y’d u get an emo bf in the first place, dumbass!!
June 19th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Why the Hell did you get an emo bf in the first place?!!!! There is NOTHING wrong with us!!! Emotional people are needed in this world. Because without emotion, EVERY BODY WOULD BE COMPLETELY THE SAME!!! We play an important part on Earth! You are being just like Hitler if you discriminate against feelings! He disciminated against gays and disabled peoples, along with the well known Jews. You should be ashamed of yourself! Lookout, everybody! Evelyn is about to become part of the cult she claims to hate.
June 19th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
There is everything wrong with “us”. You never wash. And you all smell of death. Please stop replying to posts on this blog. Thanks.
June 20th, 2007 at 1:24 am
OMG. Thank you and Kate. Emos are such douche bags. I mean they think they are sooo special. Its as if they are the only ones that have problems. It’s not bad to be sad sometimes, but to parade it is just fucking stupid.
So whats a matter with Rap mr. Holland? Afraid that people are actually having fun and have some sense of self-esteem? Rappers go through waaaaaay thougher shit than emos will ever see. These people grow up in miserable neighborhoods admist drugs, violence, and without half ways decent parents. So STFU emos and get real.
June 20th, 2007 at 1:31 am
x.alex.x: There’s a difference between having emotion and being emo. I certainly have emotions, but I’m far from emo.
If you really want to see how the world would be without emos, tell all your buddies that the time for crying is over and the time for suicide is now. If the world becomes a better place, I win the bet. If not, I still win because you and your emo friends will be dead.
June 20th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
maybe i will go comit suicide!
you may call us emo but i dont think you actually know what emo really is. and you may make fun of us, but really we are just the same as you except we are alittle more in tune with our emotions!
i agree with suicidal_monkey, you are just like Hitler!
and to kobra, some of my friends have tried unsucessfully to comit suicide.
June 20th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
alex,WHY THE HELL DO YOU CARE WHAT WE SMELL LIKE?!!!
And Kobra, Thank you for the advice. It saved my friend’s life last night. I understand that emotional is far from emo, but the two are closely related. WE WILL NOT LEAVE YOU IF WE ARE DEAD
June 21st, 2007 at 12:30 pm
WELL SPOKEN ELAPHANT!!!
I have cut on several occasions and am not doing it because it is fun, or because it makes people like me or any crap like that. I do it because it is a thrill to see the blood and feel the pain. Not a thrill like “OMFG THAT IS FUN!”, but like the feeling when you drop down a steep slope on a roller coaster. I hate life sometimes, and I lose my temper. I am not “emo” and nor is anyone else, really. I am myself and they are themselves. I think that you should respect that.
(B.T.W:Suicide is a very good option)
June 21st, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Oh, and “emos are gay”, FUCK YOU!!! I refuse to stop replying to this blog!!! I will be heard!!!
Death is in the air
I feel it all around me
choking me,
killing me…
i am dead
June 22nd, 2007 at 2:44 am
If you really want to be “heard,” get your own damn blog and write your opinions there.
June 22nd, 2007 at 1:13 pm
No. I like this one.
June 24th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Cali: Thanks for TOTALLY missing my point about rappers. I have NEVER said that emo’s have bigger problems. But emo’s go and cry in a corner, rappers shoot the crap out of each other. If no one else would get hurt by those gunfights I wouldn’t complain. I would go and give free guns so they could kill each other even faster. But other people get hurt, or even killed because a group of youngsters with a shitty past need to shoot at other youngsters with a shitty past and every one around them.
THATS my point. read it, and try to understand that I have NO problem with rap. Only the rappers in the ghetto’s with the firearms.
Why you guys in America keep firearms legal is an other discussion, which is already being written in an other blog.
June 26th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I DID NOT TYPE THAT LAST COMMENT!!!!!!!!
someone else copied that name!!!
god damn you fucker!!!!
June 26th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
do you live in Canada?
June 26th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
thanks suicidal_monkey!
i really hate you evelyn!
your a fucking ass hoe bitch and what the fuck is you problem with homosexuals?!!!
June 27th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
“thanks suicidal_monkey!
i really hate you evelyn!
your a fucking ass hoe bitch and what the fuck is you problem with homosexuals?!!!”
That should’ve been written as:
“Thanks, suicidal_monkey!
I really hate you, Evelyn!
You’re a fucking ass hoe and/or bitch; what the fuck is your problem with homosexuals?”
Learn english, dipshit!
June 28th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Kobra, I think it’s legal to type how you want to,genius. You keep expressing your opinion on free speech to say what you want so let other people do the same.
July 3rd, 2007 at 12:47 am
Legal, but not courteous. Other people WILL read your malformed comments, y’know.
July 4th, 2007 at 9:01 am
And yet again you completely mis a point Kobra. It’s about she getting to say what she wants or no one does, not you, not me. If people don’t want to read ‘pro-emo’ reply’s than they shouldn’t read an ‘anti-emo’ blog. Because it is bound to have a few posts from pissed off emo’s.
July 4th, 2007 at 10:31 am
And it’s also my right to complain about her complaining.
There is no way to win here.
July 5th, 2007 at 10:53 am
It’s hypocritical, but it is not forbidden
But still, very hypocritical
But we get the point now, can we get back at discussing the pro/con-emo and not discussing the discussion?
July 6th, 2007 at 1:46 am
Yes. Let’s stop before we begin an endless spiral of meta-questions and 4chan memes.
October 24th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
Oh my god.
Fuck off, okay?
Emo jokes are not funny. Never will be.
Preppy people need to be arrested for being too fucking happy all the time.
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November 9th, 2007 at 6:28 am
Suicidal monkey u rock! O and we need mre emos on earth! At least they care bout animals unlike some shitheads! Kobra did u eva wonder y u stil single? Coz u r a gay ass hater! U should just castrate urself wit a teaspoon and die!
November 9th, 2007 at 6:32 am
O and if there r any hot emo guys here pls contact me at nina12@hotmail.com
September 7th, 2008 at 1:44 am
whats wrong for crying for a dead bird i mean i cry for any dead animal. so i geuss next time i see a dead animal i just say well its not my fault its dead.
September 20th, 2008 at 4:57 am
i agree w/The_emo_label_is_fucked and suicidal_monkey! take over the world! more asylums, less light, more black! (well i think the asylums r a good idea actually…)
September 20th, 2008 at 4:58 am
and wuts wrong w/people cryin in public? i’d like to see YOU crying
September 20th, 2008 at 5:00 am
we need to come up with a plan calling all emos to band together and protest
RIOT! RIOT! RIOT!
…sooo anyone got a plan?
January 6th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
fucking holy dumb shit i laughed my ass off
howling at a dead bird
fuck, you should take him hunting, or better yet fishing, he’ll flip a bitch as the fish flops around and then dies