Funny Emo TV Report Video About Cutting And Suicide
Now this video made me laugh out loud. According to the report Emos are driven purely to be noticed by their peers and that appreciating Emo music is an insignificant part of Emo culture. And I couldn’t agree more. Emos spend more of their time bragging about their ability to cut and drink copious amounts of vodka than actually listening to Emo artists. How do I know this? Well if these people actually listened to the music then the suicide rate amongst emos would rocket. Think about it. When was the last time you listened to “My Chemical Romance” without wanting to kill yourself and your entire family?
The whole Emo points system is true too. I’ve managed to infilitrate an Emo group who disclosed some of the most heralded achievements or characteristics that are awarded to Emos. And here they are
- Have you ever flushed your head down the toilet? [5 points]
- Do you regularly smell your own farts just to feel real pain? [5 points]
- Do you walk in the rain just to get wet on purpose? [10 points]
- Have you ever stabbed yourself in the face repeatedly with a plastic fork? [5 points]
- Do you tease your kitty just so that it’ll scratch you? [5 points]
- Have you tried at least 10 different varities of anti-depressant medication without any of them working? [20 points]
- Have you ever cried when a pot plant died? [5 seconds]
- Do you dream regularly about seeing/feeling/licking Pete Wentz’s crotch? [100 points]
I’ve only listed a few examples because the rest of them are sexually explicit, but it just goes to show that the Emo scene is one big shallow game, possessed entirely by soulless, middle-class, drama queens who wouldn’t know real pain if it danced up to them and kissed them on the crotch.
And one last thing….why on earth would anyone buy a wrist slitting board? Surely if you’re intent on killing yourself in this manner you’ll research it properly before[hand]. The information is available on the internet for free after all.
