God Hates Emos. The Truth About Music and Religion.
This is something I’m asked quite regularly. Does God hate Emos? Well the answer is yes and no. He hates how Emos are destroying their bodies. By cutting themselves to ribbons with knives. By drinking themselves to death. By damaging their hearing whilst listening to Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance. Emos seem to forget that every time they cut themselves God feels the pain only it’s one hundred times more unbearable as He cannot intervene.
He hates how Emos have no respect for His Creation. He is particularly dispondent at Emos who urinate openly in public. He despises those who go to rock concerts and drink themselves to oblivion at the bar, before urinating openly in the streets. He hates it even more when Emos take dumps everywhere.
This is not a rare occurrence either. Emo bands are openly encouraging their fans to defecate in the street in order to fully express their individuality. This angers God to such an extent that if He were to observe an Emo doing this, he’d send them immediately to hell.
He disagrees totally with Emos and their approach to their sexuality. God requires us to stay faithful for life to a member of the opposite sex, whilst Emos are often involved in threesomes with members of the same sex.
In short, God hates Emos only if they hate Him and in most cases this is certainly the case.
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:56 pm
i dont think that is really fair i listen to heavy metal and rock, it is all i like, i still believe in god(and that he is good and does help people ,if you do things right know one will be sure you have done anything at all.) but i also believe in the devil (i dont think he is a bad guy) i think he is the right person for what he does and he is merely doing wha he has to do i just think he is more able to do what is right, and yes i count this as my religion
March 5th, 2009 at 2:08 am
You need to shut the fucking hell up!!!! Emos are awesome people and they have a great since of style and taste in music…I myself am an emo and I think you are completely irrational and stupid….
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS THE BEST!!!!! LONG LIVE THE BLACK PARADE!!!!!
March 21st, 2009 at 12:51 am
Emo’s are amazing people!!! i am one! and If you think about it….there really the only one’s that have fact behind there belief’s. (That everything is unfair. And If you think about it. it’s true..Even Gods unfair. He created us. Gave us life out of force! Then, Basically out of Gread tells us that if we don’t follow him….our lives will go down the drain and he won’t do anything about it and that one day he will have to reject us. God doesn’t really give us much of a chioce? Does he!? Not really fair?! To me A Perfect Father who’s fair allways Accepts his children back into his arms even when they’ve skrewed up the most! Think? A father who give’s up his souls and says it’s hopeless for you now?…Sorry but that isn’t at all Perfect!
A perfect God give’s people perfect direction with perfect understanding and doesn’t make it hard for his believers, and doesn’t make it possable for a devil to devouring us with his tempting! (The Devil is agenst God, but i would also be if i knew the God that created me, rejected me because of a mistake that HE made me able of, the devil is basically telling us that God isn’t a GOOD God to have faith in, and therefore it is hopeless. Well what if he is right?..) Here’s a fact: GODS NOT PERFECT…perfect isn’t real! reason: If God was Perfect he would have created a perfect plan. No one would suffer!! If you think for one second that a perfect plan ends up with 3/4 of the people suffering in hell!!!!! YOUR NUTS!!! I personaly think our universe is being run by a Unperfect God that is trying to do good, but still makes mistakes. That he’s basically playing with us for our souls! For this! We either end up following a powerful unperfect God that is full of gread and wants it all. Or we end up in hell!! (both unfair options i would say! but don’t get thinkin the devil is any better, he might have been smarter, but we don’t know this?..if he was perfect he would have found a way to tell us..)
March 21st, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Yeah, I agree with the person above, emos are awesome! Where did you here that emos hate God? I think if you think God hates emos so much you should start a new website called
http://www.godhatesemos.com
The dumb ass who created godhatesgoths.com hasnt said anything about emo, you could be the first. FUCK YOU!
March 22nd, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Allright..3 things.
-Seriously? Since when do Emos shit and piss in the streets? I spend as much time as I can with my my friends ( who are emo as I am) and none of them have EVER done that.
-God created us all. He chose who we fall in love with..I happen to be in love with a female and before I was her girlfriend I had a boyfriend ( he’s dead now..he was a very sick dude..) and I don’t see why it should matter that she isn’t of the opposite sex..
- LONG LIVE THE BLACK PARADE!!
Jesus walked on Water..Gerard Way walked on Jesus…
March 26th, 2009 at 6:03 am
oh my fucking hell go to hell you ppl make me sick!! go die!!
April 4th, 2009 at 6:10 am
Sorry but u knw nothing about god, god accepts everyone the way they are and love them the way they are, no matter how they dress or how their hair is, im a christian and i have emo hair, im a cremo, and i dont cut myself, or piss on the street, i dont even drink, emos are unique and its there own individual look, so what if they have a fringe and wear skinny jeans, have u not heard of awesome christian bands like family force five, fireflight,underoath, or about parachute in mystery creek nz, they have some of the cooliest bands who look emo, U knw nothing, so u cannot say that god hates emos, cause he doesnt, emos are awesome, they are individual, good for them!!!
April 10th, 2009 at 2:37 am
I am an emo…i am trying to stop cutting…i believe in god at times and i do believe satan when it comes the time but come on…emos are not bad until u screw around and make them mad…i know…i have been there..my boyfriend is not emo and i love him with all my heart and i will die if i lose him in anyway…god destroyed him by taking 80% of his hearing in a car wreck…i hate that has happened to him…but i wouldn’t care if he was a paraplegic..i would still love him the same..i really don’t judge pple…but i hate fakes..and emo posers…but im trying to clean up my act…so shut up my gosh!!!
May 28th, 2009 at 4:35 am
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Seriously?
If he exists, I would think he should be ashamed of the whole human race, I mean, look, we’re destroying the world with our stupid styrofoam cups and our gas guzzling SUVs. :<
June 4th, 2009 at 11:06 am
To be honest, God does love emos. God loves everybody. But it’s the fact that emos degrade themselves so much, that’s what hurts Him. It’s a shame that now people care more about themselves than of God, and trust me, when Jesus comes back I hope you all remember that He did love you, but you never loved him back.
I will be praying for you all, and I hope God may have mercy on you.
July 14th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
God loves everyone. He doesn’t hate. You are just one messed up individual.
August 1st, 2009 at 11:35 am
Can I just say that several things you’re saying on here are true, but you can’t just go around spewing some of the things you’ve said.
Since when do emo people poop in the street? I’ve not done it and noone I know has done it.
Also, so what if some emo people are gay, I’ve been with another emo guy for 3 months now and it’s great.. Maybe you should try it? :/